Chapter 005: Hitting Works Wonders

He thinks that regardless of whether he has been subdued or not, it is still good to give him another beating.

Ultimately, this persimmon tree can be considered as belonging to the birds, as it grew from the seeds that were excreted by the birds after they ate the persimmons

What kind of moral persuasion is this? Concepts like using virtue to tame beasts are completely ineffective. This only serves to influence those misguided "saintly" women.

You are nothing but a fool!

Old Gu is such an honest man, possessing a spirit reminiscent of the American lighthouse: what is mine is mine, and what is yours is still mine

Once the Monkey King is perceived as weak, it signifies that there are monkeys within the troop that have developed ambitions to become the Monkey King

The Monkey King is also made of flesh; how could it not feel pain when a branch strikes its body

In nature, there must also be a sequence of precedence, mustn't there

Without any hesitation, he swung the branch in his hand at the Monkey King, striking him on the head and face.

Releasing the tree fork, Gu Siwei proceeded with caution, always on guard against the sudden outburst of the Monkey King

For the Monkey King, or rather for a Monkey King who has never encountered such shameless humans, there is no way to endure any longer. If this continues, it is possible that some of his subordinates will think that this Monkey King is a coward

For a moment, everyone was at a loss as to what to do, each one of them staring blankly at Gu Siwei like a stunned crowd of onlookers

They belong to the same species as the macaques of Emei Mountain

At this moment, no one in the monkey troop dares to move forward, not even Gu Siwei has spoken. All the monkeys remain still, crouched on the branches, silent as the grave.

However, Gu Siwei was mistaken; the monkey before him had a face full of splendor, resembling the expression of a corrupt official from the Qing Dynasty encountering a superior, just short of being dressed in a zombie costume

The Monkey King reappeared in an instant

As he watched one persimmon after another being picked by the humans in front of him, the Monkey King finally decided he could no longer endure it

Gu Siwei is not one to hold back; he has exerted considerable force and shows no compassion whatsoever

The Monkey King was defeated, and all the remaining monkeys were frightened, huddling on the branches, many of them too afraid to look at Gu Siwei

At this moment, the monkey bared its two sharp canine teeth at Gu Siwei and continuously emitted a series of calls.

At this moment, the monkey appeared at the door, instantly drawing out the slight resentment that had accumulated in Gu Siwei's heart.

Chirp chirp - whee!

Give the persimmons to the monkey

With the expression of a second-rate translator, the monkey picked a persimmon from the tree and presented it in front of Gu Siwei, while simultaneously chattering in a flattering manner

Gu Siwei was completely taken aback

Bang

Gu Siwei believed that monkeys would not possess such a rich array of facial expressions combined with body language

A monkey has leaned towards itself, which clearly indicates an alignment with this organization. Although some splashes have occurred and some actions may be deemed lowly, this nonetheless reflects a positive aspect.

In recent days, Gu Siwei has encountered some perplexing matters. His temperament has always been somewhat unstable; although he presents a facade of calmness, deep down he harbors a sense of worry and hesitation, which is somewhat accumulated resentment.

Chirp!

The Monkey King decided to show the human before him a bit of color; otherwise, he would not know that this monkey also has dignity

It is fundamentally useless; they only recognize fists and are only aware of fists. Beating them up is far more effective than trying to reform them for a lifetime

Gu Siwei continued to pick persimmons while explaining 'principles' to the monkey

If someone were to say this to Gu Siwei now, he could directly throw them off this cliff to feed the fish. People are on the verge of starvation, yet still considering the monkeys

The means of acting spontaneously perfectly align with the nature of the monkey

After receiving a severe beating, one that was particularly vicious, the Monkey King instantly stunned all the monkeys.

The courage has been shattered, the monkey has become timid, and there is no longer any will to resist. As long as Gu Siwei does not intend to kill it, it no longer dares to resist.

Gu Siwei is not a fool; he is indeed tough, and it is impossible for him to be unprepared for the monkey. As he waited for the monkey to approach, a thought flashed through his mind, and the monkey vanished into thin air

With both arms bound to its sides, this indicates that the monkey has become submissive, has conceded defeat, and has shown cowardice

The dog ate my persimmons and is barking at me

Seeing Gu Siwei picking persimmons, a clever monkey quickly understood and approached Gu Siwei with a greedy expression on its face

Gu Siwei felt that his already limited worldview was shattered at this moment, completely broken, in a way that left fragments scattered all around.

The sycophant monkey called out twice, and now all the monkeys have come over

The persimmon tree is occupied by monkeys; however, this statement is not entirely accurate. It is not only the monkeys that eat from it; sometimes, certain birds also come to feed. Nevertheless, most of the time, it is the monkeys that dominate the persimmon tree

Once everything was ready, Gu Siwei's thoughts began to stir again

Gu Siwei looked at the monkey and replied

At this moment, the Monkey King naturally noticed that the branch had broken. However, when it met Gu Siwei's gaze, it instinctively retracted its body and lowered the claws that had been gripping the fork.

Mind your manners; I advise you to be sensible and leave early. The persimmons are gone. If you don't take the hint, I can certainly tighten your skin a bit!

Macaque

However, Gu Siwei's concerns are somewhat excessive; at this moment, the Monkey King, who has just been thoroughly reprimanded by Gu Siwei, no longer dares to bare his teeth at him.

I have also taken a branch from m.hetushu.com and am holding it in my hand as a whip

This ... ... damn

The monkey that received the Gu Siwei award was quite pleased, and after calling out a few times to the monkey group while holding a small persimmon, surprisingly bared its teeth at the former monkey king.

Just as Gu Siwei was happily picking, a strange cry came from not far away

He picked the smallest persimmon in front of him and gave it to the monkey, while also reaching out to pat the monkey's head.

There is no way!

Turning his head to take a look, Gu Siwei discovered that a group of monkeys had appeared around him at some unknown time.

It just takes saying a word: that certain monkey is a good comrade, and we appreciate him very much

Chirp! Chirp! Chirp!

In contemporary online parlance, Gu Siwei is essentially regarded as a father figure

However, Gu Siwei had not trained monkeys. Upon seeing the current appearance of the Monkey King, he felt that at least this creature was no longer as arrogant as before. Its bared teeth and grimacing expression seemed to suggest that it was a thing of the past.

Even if he is foolish, Gu Siwei knows that the monkey does not want him to pick the persimmons; it seems that these persimmons belong to the monkey.

No matter how one puts it, it has nothing to do with Lao Gu. However, Lao Gu will not give the persimmons to the monkey, even if the persimmon tree belongs to the monkey, he still will not give them.

The branch, as thick as a little finger, could no longer withstand the ferocity of Gu Siwei and snapped directly.

It must be said that this reasoning is quite rigid, resembling the stubbornness of the United States stealing oil in Afghanistan decades later.

Do not eat, but the persimmons must be picked and brought back; if one cannot finish them in one meal, they can be stored for the next meal.

The macaque is inherently irritable and possesses a strong sense of vengeance. Now, despite repeated warnings from it, a human continues to pluck its fruit

It is not that I do not want to eat, but that Gu Siwei has common sense; one should not eat too many persimmons, as there is a risk of developing gastric stones

There was a monkey that was foolish and rubbed its eyes like a silly book illustration

But the branch trapped it, escaping was impossible, fighting was futile, it could only passively endure the blows

The larger one is noticeably bigger, approximately 20% larger than the other monkeys

Only the Monkey King believes he can defeat Gu Siwei, which gives rise to his rebellious spirit

Have you ever seen a monkey with a face that looks like a sycophant?

However, Gu Siwei thought for a moment, and then broke another branch, striking the monkey about ten times more.

The monkeys are strong, and in less than two or three minutes, not a single fruit is left on the entire persimmon tree

Thus, the Monkey King charged towards Gu Siwei, extending his claws and revealing his fangs, vowing to make this dog of a human pay the price for stealing his persimmons

I wondered why such a large persimmon tree bore so few fruits, only to realize that you had taken them all.

After eating two or three in a row, Gu Siwei stopped eating

Gu Siwei found it strange, as the original Monkey King actually endured, facing a monkey that was two sizes smaller than itself, and played the role of a ninja turtle

Animals

Not to mention the current medical conditions, even just getting to the hospital takes at least a whole day. If it is an emergency, it would not be surprising if one dies on the way. Gu Siwei does not want to suffer this fate

The fruits were collected into the space, and each monkey was given one of the smaller, spoiled ones. Gu Siwei entered the space, preparing to grow a persimmon tree within it

A group of monkeys watching the commotion discovered that their king was missing

Soon, the Monkey King began to howl at the top of his lungs, and the louder he howled, the more intense his voice became

Gu Siwei noticed that the monkey had calmed down and continued to reach out to pick the persimmons. Of course, he remained constantly distracted, keeping an eye on the monkey king, fearing that this fellow might launch a surprise attack on him, attempting to catch him off guard.

Tall and exceptionally fierce, if Gu Siwei were merely a monkey, it is likely that a female monkey would come over to flatter him now

Thus, Gu Si and Tu Shu Weihao effortlessly used their wooden forks to impale the Monkey King onto the tree trunk

The Monkey King now does not dare to move, obediently retracting his neck and squatting in front of Gu Siwei, behaving like a well-behaved child

Of course, the Monkey King must also possess some cunning tactics, such as rallying a few strong ones to oppress the weaker monkeys. This is where the so-called strategy ends.

Isn't it just unfortunate that it has been directly used as a punching bag

The world of animals is just like this; the biggest principle is that the size of a fist is paramount

Thus, Gu Siwei began to pick persimmons

Gu Siwei's fierce gaze, reminiscent of that of a monkey king, disregarded life and death, instilling terror in these raucous monkeys and shaking their hearts. Particularly, the monkey king's appearance, as if there were no place to hide from the blows, caused the entire troop of monkeys to kneel.

With space in hand, Gu Siwei is indeed formidable

Gu Siwei had no empty space for the remaining monkeys in the monkey group. He drew the military dagger from his body and chopped off a tree branch. The branch was Y-shaped, with a long lower part and two short forks at the top, resembling a wooden fork. It looked just the right size to fit snugly around a monkey's head

Hiss

At this moment, the Monkey King was utterly bewildered; with its limited mental capacity, it could hardly comprehend the concept of space. The intertwining of day and night left it completely dazed.

Monkey troops have always been the fiercest and most ruthless under the leadership of the monkey king, and the monkey king's rule over the subordinates in the troop cannot truly be described as monkey-like; it is simply about fighting

This is overthinking the concept of the fourth dimension; monkeys have not yet evolved to the point of employing the Thirty-Six Stratagems

It seems like giving up the struggle

A group of monkeys, numbering around twenty, was making noise at Gu Siwei, with the largest among them being the one that called out. The rest seemed to be bystanders, not making any noise, but gazing at Gu Siwei.

Such a person is not worth mourning in Gu Siwei's eyes

Gu Siwei glanced at the branch in his hand, then looked at the monkey.