Love Fish Like A Dream: My Boyfriend Is A Merman

If you also have a merman boyfriend, please be sure to read the following precautions carefully

In the dead of night, if you are suddenly summoned by someone, absolutely do not use your slippers as a weapon, for what you hit may be a monster, perhaps a deity, but more likely it is your merman boyfriend

No matter how difficult it is, one must cultivate their mind-reading skills; otherwise, one might inadvertently report the model of a counterfeit phone when your boyfriend asks for your name

Before entering into a relationship, please be sure to carefully recall any family history of seafood allergies, as not only is your boyfriend also part of the seafood category, but your breakfast, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner, and even late-night snacks will soon be replaced with "seafood-themed" dishes

When confessing, a simple "I love you" is sufficient; do not attempt to play the game of "guess, guess, guess" with him, otherwise, he may still be pondering how to win your affection

Do not indulge in fantasies about his house measured in hectares; even if the entire Pacific Ocean belonged to him, you would still be unable to market real estate to humanity

P.S. A friendly reminder: When holding the wedding, be sure to require him to enter the church in the form of a "human"