Chapter 002: White Tiger

The village chief conveyed Zhou Yang's words to the accountant, who was a clever person. After a brief moment of surprise, he immediately slapped his thigh and exclaimed: "What a brilliant idea! How did I not think of this? If we adjust the timing as Zhou Yang suggested, it will surely be of great help to the family planning work"

I truly cannot discern the signs of the zodiac, but, " Zhou Yang's cunning glimmered once more in his eyes as he continued to speak with a serious demeanor, " From observing Director Wang's appearance, I can tell that Director Wang should be a White Tiger.

As long as one is awake, a person will always have something to do... After a night of rest, at this moment, the men are all full of energy and vitality, so they...

Zhou Yang's words were not loud, yet they brought about a burst of laughter

You, you child, can't you say something else! Although Wang Daniu is already married, in front of the two big men, the accountant and the village head, she couldn't help but blush when Zhou Yang said this.

"Cough, I really did not peek at her while she was bathing," Zhou Yang said, "Let me simply share some basic knowledge of physiognomy with you. In fact, moles on the face are called visible moles, while moles on the body are referred to as hidden moles. There is a corresponding relationship between visible and hidden moles, although it is somewhat complex. Well, it's like what our math teacher said about functions; it is a complex relationship.

In rural colloquial terms, "White Tiger" refers to a woman whose private area is hairless. Zhou Yang's remark clearly indicates that Wang Daniu's place is completely bare and devoid of any vegetation

Zhou Yang, you really don't understand. That young lady is not old at all; she is in her prime. Moreover, this beautiful flower has just happened to be planted in fertile soil. Just look at how her husband has nurtured her, making her look like she is eighteen!" The village chief then asked, "Aside from peeking at her while she bathes, can you really discern this just by observation?"

More importantly, she often took this opportunity to sell the birth permit as a commodity. Zhou Yang had long held a prejudice against her, and today, having seen her look down on him, he thus solemnly made her feel embarrassed.

It was Saturday afternoon when Zhou Yang took a stroll around Lizhuang, and by the time he finished, it was already dark. The village chief and others invited Zhou Yang to a small shop at the village entrance for hospitality that evening, and arranged for him to stay at the village chief's house, planning to find a solution the next day

The next day, Zhou Yang was resting when he heard the loudspeaker in the village blaring. After waking up and checking the time, he realized it was only a little past 5 o'clock

Ah, you child! Wang Daniu's cheeks instantly flushed crimson

After all this commotion, Wang Daniu no longer dared to underestimate Zhou Yang, nor did she dare to let him read her fortune and predict her future, as she was unsure of the depth of his abilities. If she allowed him to continue, who knows what embarrassing revelations he might make.

Zhou Yang decisively shook his head and said very solemnly: "Peeking at her while she bathes? Absolutely not, absolutely not— I generally do not peek at older women while they bathe"

The village chief smiled and told Zhou Yang that all of this was a good idea from our village secretary. While the villagers who went out to work had not yet woken up, we should play some songs and operas early to wake them up, and then start promoting some basic national policies... Ahem, mainly concerning the issue of family planning...

However, in my view, this method is used in exactly the opposite way; if it were to be abolished, it might actually have some positive effect on family planning efforts!" Zhou Yang said dismissively, "It would have been better to broadcast it earlier, disturbing people's sleep; in fact, the timing should really be adjusted.

Zhou Yang has a habit of rising early for exercise. Since he can no longer fall asleep, he gets up earlier, runs through the village, and goes to an open, deserted area outside the village to practice his punches, kicks, and strength training.

I will never engage in such immoral and heartless acts!" Zhou Yang decisively shook his head, "However, since you have invited me here, I will certainly find a way to help you resolve this matter.

"Ahem, I say, big girl, this time the discussion with the library's Zhou Yang was quite in-depth, but I wonder if it was accurate?" The village chief took the opportunity to glance at Wang Daniu with a lecherous look, deliberately asking in a serious tone.

Zhou Yang nonchalantly resolved the situation with Wang Daniu, which further convinced the accountant and the village head that Zhou Yang indeed possessed the ability to help them solve their problems

After the accountant and the village chief shared a hearty laugh, both appeared somewhat dazed, as if lost in thought, which left Wang Daniu feeling quite embarrassed

This Zhou Yang, instead of observing what is inappropriate, focuses solely on criticizing others' lower halves—if blame is to be assigned, it can only be directed at Wang Daniu for her indiscreet and offensive remarks first.

Seeing the village chief's puzzled expression, Zhou Yang wore a sly smile. The accountant then explained, "Village chief, as the saying goes, women at thirty are like wolves, and at forty like tigers. They lean against walls to absorb bricks and sit on the ground to absorb soil. This is because men mature earlier than they do. However, by the age of thirty or forty, men have elderly parents above and young children below, and they are burdened with both mental and physical labor. After a busy day, most of them simply collapse into bed at night.

The two burst into laughter again, for it turned out that Zhou Yang meant that he did not avoid watching women bathe; he simply preferred to watch the younger ones.

After dawn, Zhou Yang returned to the village. While having breakfast at the village chief's house, Zhou Yang asked, "Why does the loudspeaker in your village sound so early? Is it like this every day?"

This www.hetushu.com.com one doesn't count, this one doesn't count! Wang Daniu is at least the mother of two children, so she can be considered someone with experience. She brushed her hair back with her right hand, and the flush on her face gradually faded. "You little rascal, if you have the ability, try calculating again. I just don't believe you can really discern the ins and outs of things."

It turns out that one of Zhou Yang's relatives is from this Li Zhuang. That relative often mentions that the women's director of their village, Wang Daniu, frequently sneaks around the village to gather information. She knows which family’s daughter-in-law is pregnant and quietly reports to the township to have the woman taken for abortion and sterilization, resembling a traitorous lackey during the Anti-Japanese War

Without needing to say anything, just by looking at Wang Daniu's expression, the accountant and the village head would know that Zhou Yang was indeed not wrong—otherwise, given Wang Daniu's temperament, she would certainly have her hands on her hips and speak disrespectfully, insisting on her point.

Just now, I observed your five sisters. You mentioned that I might understand your situation, but this red mole is something I cannot comprehend, right?" Zhou Yang said with a feigned seriousness

Indeed, family planning is difficult to manage; even the old party secretary cannot sleep well! the village head lamented

Zhou Yang said: "It seems that your village party secretary has truly put a lot of effort into family planning"

The village chief glanced around to ensure no one was nearby and lowered his voice, saying: "Zhou Yang, I have heard that geomancers can manipulate things in graveyards to cause people to be childless. We do not engage in such unethical practices; could you please help us manage this situation so that fewer children are born in our village"

At that moment, the accountant who accompanied the village chief to Tai Chi Village to invite Zhou Yang also arrived.

"Director Wang, would you like me to provide you with other perspectives?" Zhou Yang suppressed a smile as he looked at Wang Daniu, deliberately speaking in a serious tone

Adults have their own joys, sorrows, loves, and preferences, while children also possess their own sense of justice and methods.

If we say that just now Zhou Yang mentioned that there was a red mole the size of a grain of wheat on Wang Daniu's left buttock, which caused the accountant and the village head to burst into laughter, this time it truly hit their funny bone—both of them laughed uncontrollably, doubling over and clutching their stomachs, unable to contain their wild laughter

"Forget it, forget it, you little rascal, truly small in stature but great in cunning..." Wang Daniu quickly waved her hand

However, the loudspeaker in our village, according to the wishes of the former village secretary, starts waking up the entire village at 5:30 every morning. At this time, if you say to get up, it feels a bit too early; if you say to continue sleeping, on one hand, you can't fall asleep, and on the other hand, the time is too short.

At such a young age, he is truly hilarious, and in a way that is both earnestly nonsensical and seriously funny

Hahaha, the left side, the size of a grain of wheat, and it's red, truly too detailed! The accountant laughed heartily and said, "I say, Zhou Yang, did you peek at the big girl while she was bathing? Otherwise, how could you be so accurate?"