Chapter 8, Countdown
But finally, one day
Upon exiting the second floor, the scenery outside was no different from usual. I took a couple of steps outside the door and turned back to the man at the entrance, saying: "Is it not allowed to come out?"
I said: "You took our recorder and still do not admit it?"
As soon as I heard the familiar voice and took a closer look, it turned out to be the very head I had raised myself
I said: "I know, I know, so what happened to your younger brother later?"
I said: "You little rascal, I was wondering what kind of reporter you were, turns out you are a paparazzo."
She lives in the refrigerator, emitting a pungent odor
By evening, I heard someone returning outside. Upon going out to take a look, I saw Yunmei and Sanniang. The former had just come back from work, while the latter had been out shopping. The two of them entered the door, chatting and laughing.
The man said: "Why don't you go next door and take a look? They are more suitable for you."
Lady Gaga walked over, twisted the doorknob with her hand, made a slight movement, and within a few seconds, the door opened with a click
Lady Gaga was indeed well-behaved, still squatting at the door of his office. Upon seeing me approach, he stood up with great joy and waved both hands at me
I smiled faintly and replied, "The company has been quite busy with business lately." This is someone I met while playing the game Lianliankan.
The avatar consists of two bright red eyeballs, and the name is "Death". The statement is: "I know who you are, but you do not know who I am."
I have grown up in this city and have never seen such heavy fog. In this weather, it is unsafe even for me to ride a bicycle outside. Therefore, I carried my things back and spent the entire day indoors playing a matching game.
Lady Gaga became agitated and repeatedly exclaimed: "My tape recorder, my tape recorder!"
I said: "Twist the Yangge dance"
I still remember that couple with the surname Fang, so I went to the hospital to inquire about them. The woman is still in that VIP ward, but according to the nurse, her husband hasn't visited her for a long time
The man苦笑道: "Now I fear that even if you want me to go out, there is no way for me to do so"
In the distance, I could still faintly see the small second floor, so I hurriedly retraced my steps.
I said: "Hey, how strange, it is you who has experienced a breakup, not me. I am fine, so why should I be upset?"
But we know about this, while they do not. These two must have said something unspeakable in the conference room. Upon seeing Lady Gaga's innate eccentricity, they felt guilty and deceived me into taking my recorder.
Later, I devised a method: whenever it was mealtime, I would place two heads on the table. As a result, every time it was so foul that Wang Liang couldn't eat.
His avatar is gray, which suggests that he is either offline or in invisible mode
San Niang asked, "Then what will you do?"
The profile picture of the message sender is a bloody eye, staring directly at me
Do not fear if your door is locked, but rather fear if you do not lock it. Today, if I do not showcase my skills, you will not realize how many talented individuals there are in this world. With a grand gesture, I say: "Lady Gaga, take a look."
He answered decisively: "No one."
I asked: "What happened? Is it broken?"
The man said while drinking water: "Sing a line for me to hear."
"People say that no one is no one." I scolded him, "Look closely, that is not a person at all!"
I stretched my head out and looked outside, only to see a vast expanse of white in the distance
I was wondering why the interviewer below did not recognize my potential; it turns out it was just a shell company
Hello! I said, "Hello?"
On the day I went to the hospital, I was accompanied by the Hanging Ghost, Wang Liang, San Niang, Yun Mei, and Lady Gaga. Ni Da could not see the Hanging Ghost, so it was obviously not her. Wang Liang is not as handsome as I am, and he is not as foolish as Lady Gaga, so he can be ruled out. This leaves San Niang, Yun Mei, and Lady Gaga as the remaining three.
I asked: "What is the reason for your staying here?"
I still have a few flyers left in my pocket that I haven't posted yet. Seeing that there are quite a few places here where I can stick them, I quietly take them out and prepare to post them
What are you trying? The person with the alcohol-induced rhinitis said, "It's just a few dozen yuan worth of stuff, can you really ruin it in a moment?" Then he turned to his secretary and said, "That wretched woman just wouldn't listen to me, I chased her all around the room, and suddenly a song popped up from the recorder, singing something like 'Don't linger on a weekend midnight, come to the Apple Paradise, welcome the wandering children, don't just stand there in a daze, shout out loud together.' Then that woman really started shouting, fortunately, this room is soundproof so no one outside could hear. In a fit of anger, I just turned it off; the song had already started, and nothing else should have been recorded afterward.
The man stared in astonishment and exclaimed, "How is this possible! I remember locking it up."
After laughing for a while, Ni Da asked in a low voice: "To be honest, how did you find out?"
It is now exactly midnight, the best time for posting small advertisements. I picked up the bag containing glue and paper, preparing to go out to work
I was so angry that my bladder hurt. I walked to the end of the corridor with Lady Gaga and then said: "Wait here, I will go to the restroom."
Yunmei said: "Don't say it so harshly"
It turns out that he is the source of the disaster, and this thing might very well be what he transmitted to me
The man did not respond to my words, but asked again: "Mali Shu, you have friends here, right?"
I said: "Why are you hiding behind me for no reason?"
I was feeling quite indignant when I suddenly heard Lady Gaga say: "Actually, they are the foolish ones; the tape recorder has stopped, and nothing can be recorded."
The man ambiguously said: "It has been a long time."
The font is written in the largest size, making it very eye-catching
Where have you been? It's been a long time since you last came.
... ...
The person behind continued to call out insistently: "The one wearing 'Adidas King', the one wearing 'Adidas King'..." Later, they simply shortened it to: "Adidas King! Adidas King! Adidas King!"
The man wiped away the blood from his nose and said: "I am feeling very melancholic today and would like to talk to you."
Chairman Mao once said, "Any romantic relationship that does not aim at marriage is an act of hooliganism!" I did not say that he came over to act like a hooligan to give him face
"Take it away, take it away," said the person with rhinophyma, waving their hand
In that dialog box, there is only one number - 5
He said: "How can we unlock it without the key"
Ergouzi and Qiangzi are both my partners in online gaming. Since that game went live, we have formed a triangular alliance, known as the three great overlords of the Tetris realm, invincible in battle and unstoppable in conquest
I took out my business card and handed it to him, saying: "If you need anything, contact me."
At first, nothing seemed amiss, but after walking for a while, I noticed something was wrong
The bustling area is no different from other places, crowded and chaotic. There are tricks to posting advertisements here; first, the advertisement should be as small as possible, ideally the size of a palm, with the double-sided tape side facing up and held in the hand. Secondly, one must be adept at disguise, just as I am now—holding a cigarette in my mouth, resting my hand on the bus stop pole, gazing at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle, my slightly disheveled expression and handsome appearance making me look like a pitiable, unsuccessful man of success. But no one knows that in that instant, the small advertisement has been swiftly affixed to the pole. Then I let out a long sigh to express my inner turmoil, in line with the image I have crafted for myself, release my grip, and walk away, leaving the passing female pedestrians gazing dreamily at my retreating figure; this act of disguise comes to an end. Then I let out a long sigh to express my inner turmoil, in line with the image I have crafted for myself, release my grip, and walk away, leaving the passing female pedestrians gazing dreamily at my retreating figure; this act of disguise comes to an end.
Where is the recorder
Wang Liang looked at me carefully and said, "Yes, it cannot be said to be boasting; it should be called lying"
Then they came out
"It might be that when it comes to electricity, he will destroy my computer. Haven't you seen any animated movies or anything? Some perverts like to send a warning before committing their crimes to showcase their perversion." I said, "It's over, I still have dozens of gigabytes of rare high-definition treasures on my computer, all painstakingly collected by me. I need to burn them onto discs quickly! I understand now, do you see why the eyes in that avatar are bloodshot? It means that if he really deletes the stuff on my computer, I will be furious!" I understand now, do you see why the eyes in that avatar are bloodshot? It means that if he really deletes the stuff on my computer, I will be furious!
The director's expression changed as quickly as a fan, and in the blink of an eye, he put on another expression, patting the doctor's shoulder and saying, "I have confidence in you, do a good job." Then he nodded at me and turned to leave
I opened the profile of that person with confusion, only to find that all his signatures were blank, and the profile picture was a square patch of black, with two bloody eyeballs printed on it
As soon as he mentioned it, it reminded me that I deleted that person the day before yesterday, and he was still there yesterday. Since I deleted him yesterday, he should not be there today. I immediately opened my computer and "QQ", then held my breath and stared intently at the monitor.
Sometimes a person may have a sense that there is something behind them, but when they turn around to look, there is nothing there
I pondered that I might be experiencing hallucinations due to the recent hard work, and after having dinner, I went to bed
The man said: "It seems... it seems... it really is just like last time..."
Wang Liang said: "I often hear you and San Niang Yun Mei talking about how accomplished and handsome you were in your youth"
The man sighed, "Oh, no! How did I not realize the refrigerator was so large?"
I returned home intending to discuss with San Niang and Yun Mei, but I found San Niang sulking in her room and Yun Mei had not yet returned from work. So, I went back to my room to print the small advertisements that needed to be posted tomorrow
Although the man did not want to talk about studying abroad, he appeared awkward when I asked him about it, yet he did not leave and continued to stare at the computer with a heavy heart
The man's eyes flickered, and he ambiguously said, "This matter is complicated; it cannot be explained clearly in a short time..."
I believe this method is very effective, where else can one find someone as intelligent as me
That avatar has remained gray, showing no activity. I stared at it for a while, thinking that he might truly be offline
The man nodded his head and led me to the kitchen. Finally, we arrived in the kitchen, and upon seeing a pile of rotten meat and bones on the floor, his eyes turned red: "Gou Fu Gui said that this person's head can no longer support the soul, so he took Sweetheart to be reincarnated. Oh, my God, I am so sad."
The female ghost in my house is also mooching off my food
In fact, I have never been abroad, the man said with a hint of embarrassment: However, we are all men, so you must understand that for the sake of love, men will, to some extent, boast a little to show off themselves
As a motivated young person who is passionate about work, I occasionally look up and glance outside during breaks from gaming, but the fog outside has yet to dissipate
Tetris is a brutal intellectual game, and without teammates, it is evident that he cannot defeat our group of elites who employ military strategy. Therefore, although that person is a master, after exhausting all efforts to eliminate Er Gouzi, he finds himself out of resources, struggling painfully on the brink of death
So I asked the man: "When did you study abroad?"
The man furrowed his brow and fell silent. Ever since the woman's head had to reincarnate after exceeding its shelf life, his behavior has been quite strange. Last night, he sorrowfully came to my room in the middle of the night, saying that the woman's head was missing and he felt very lonely, especially when he was in the refrigerator. Originally, with two heads in the refrigerator, he was afraid to turn his head for fear of bumping into the other, but now he could freely perform head-whipping exercises inside. This difference made him very sad, evoking memories of the past. Last night, he sorrowfully came to my room in the middle of the night, saying that the woman's head was missing and he felt very lonely, especially when he was in the refrigerator. Originally, with two heads in the refrigerator, he was afraid to turn his head for fear of bumping into the other, but now he could freely perform head-whipping exercises inside. This difference made him very sad, evoking memories of the past.
After experiencing this event, upon returning, the ghost of the hanged man acted as if he had just been released from prison, darting around the second floor with his tongue hanging out, embracing anyone he encountered while holding his forehead.
I am extremely frustrated: "Then why don't you just give it to them?"
After a long time, I finally managed to get online, and I was very happy. I casually opened the instant messaging software "QQ" and planned to chat with an online friend, a girl I hadn't spoken to in a long time.
I walked over and asked, "Are you okay?"
How is he so clever right here
The Pixiu became furious and scolded: "As a Taoist priest, can't you think about your own responsibilities?"
I said: "Your outfit is just short of a label on your face saying 'I am a paparazzo'"
It was observed that the post received an overwhelming number of replies, even attracting the attention of the moderator of the poetry forum
I am not playing games in the "Koukou" arcade, how does this person know where I am? I think, it can't be that Er Gouzi is teasing me, right? Looking again, Er Gouzi has been there cursing and talking, so he probably doesn't have time to chat on "Koukou".
I gave Ni Da's phone number to her and told her that this person is a journalist. If she has any thoughts, she can go find him, as he might be able to help.
Wang Liang and I had already harbored some suspicions. Upon hearing him say this, we exchanged a glance and immediately got up to head towards the door.
Ni Da pointed to the side and said: "There is a film and television company over here, the one that is currently filming. We received reports from the public stating that the head of this place has inappropriate relationships with the male and female actors under his management"
I looked outside, and the sky was filled with colorful clouds, with not a trace of fog in sight
I accidentally threw the item that was supposed to be given to the enemy to Qiangzi instead. Qiangzi did not expect this turn of events, which threw him off his game, resulting in his death
At that time, candidates were selected from various places and then gathered to be chosen by the higher authorities. The man said, "My family originally hoped that my younger brother would succeed in the imperial examination and become a top scholar, bringing glory to our family. Now, suddenly facing life and death separation, it is truly unbearable. Therefore, I volunteered to accompany my brother on his final journey.
As soon as he finished speaking, a gust of hot wind rushed in, the refrigerator door swung open with a bang, and a man's head flew out from the refrigerator, stopping in front of Wang Liang to ask: "Did you see it too?"
I pretended to be lost as I walked over, saying as I walked: "How did I get lost?"
From this poem, it seems that the man is a realist. I posted this segment on a poetry forum and then informed him that someone would reply if they saw it.
The man spat out a mouthful of water, coughing repeatedly and nearly brought to tears by his excitement. I initially thought he was overwhelmed by the encounter with a once-in-a-lifetime superstar, but to my surprise, he waved his hand and, struggling to articulate his words, managed to force out four words: "You should leave now"
"It's nothing, Ni Da is investigating it," I said. "So when Ni Da finds the evidence, you should lend him a hand and expose this matter."
I asked: "Is there really nothing that cannot be done?"
The man said: "Sweetheart, there is no obsession with staying here, so death comes more swiftly."
I was unwilling to accept that my recorder had been deceived away, so I went to inquire about which floor the office of that film company was located on and took the elevator directly up.
Yun Mei was taken aback and said, "Fog? What fog is there?"
Finally, I exited the hospital from the nearest entrance, and across the street was a district filled with office buildings, with numerous high-rises, making it a bustling area
After a moment of silence, the sound of beeping messages burst from the speakers, followed by a dialogue box that popped up.
Are there both male and female actors?
At first, he called out to those around me, and they all turned back to see if he was calling them. Once the phrase "Adi Wang" was uttered, I became the center of attention for everyone.
Yesterday was the fifth, today is the fourth, I do not know what it means
The man lowered his head again and asked, "Can you sing?"
I feigned surprise and said, "Oh, isn't this door unlocked?"
I can no longer bear to look at her; throughout history, no monk or Taoist has been able to understand more profoundly than I do that terms like "sinking fish and falling geese" and "closing the moon and shying flowers" are merely superficial expressions
And his name consists of only one character—death
I walked over and tapped his desk, saying: "Hey!"
I glanced at the calendar; today is the weekend. No wonder Wang Liang has the time to come over and sit with the hanging ghost to study how many shapes can be made with a tongue, all the while emitting sweet laughter that sends chills down the spine of those who listen
The man leaned over and asked, "What's wrong?" I quickly waved my hand and replied, "It's nothing, it's nothing." In the midst of our conversation, the man had already seen the three characters on the computer and was momentarily stunned.
Although we are not far from death, having two against one is still a significant advantage. The already deceased Er Gouzi is shouting for us: "It's almost over, it's almost over! You all put in more effort!"
I swung my fist upward
The man sighed and said, "Now you all understand, right? You can no longer leave."
What are you doing?" Suddenly someone asked from behind me. Without turning my head, I guessed it was a man's voice
At this critical moment, my computer emitted a series of beeping sounds, and a QQ chat window popped up.
The man said: "If it weren't for this refrigerator, she could have stayed with me for another 2 years"
Lady Gaga was very pleased to hear my words: "I also believe that I can perform well and become a big star"
What is even more frustrating is that Wang Liang is always here mooching off meals
I said, "With such heavy fog, do you still dare to drive out?"
The man did not take his eyes off the newspaper and smoothly continued, "Three mao for a bowel movement, two mao for a urination..." Halfway through, he suddenly realized, looked up at me, and asked, "Who are you? What do you want?"
Then the secretary continued to say: "But ... ... "
I took a glance, smiled, and asked: "Is there no one inside?"
Upon seeing it, I truly felt that the woman's head was utterly rotten. The ghost hanging from a tree and Lady Gaga stood beside, mourning. I comforted him, saying: "Please accept my condolences. The deceased cannot be left for too long; it is evident that she has surpassed her expiration date. Alas, I have done my best; you see, I even cleared out my refrigerator for her use."
I asked: "What is it?"
My beloved is a beautiful human head
Is that alright? I said, I am not at ease, I must give it a try
After I made plans with Yunmei, I finally breathed a sigh of relief and went downstairs to open my computer, intending to continue playing my matching game. I have now reached level 56.
Isn't this the same as not having heard anything? I didn't catch any key points. If those two weren't feeling guilty, why would they snatch my recorder? But you didn't realize what they were guilty about, so isn't that the same as not having heard anything?
The Pixiu said, "He said, 'Forget it, at this point, you can no longer escape'"
It is said that the intelligence quotient of beings in love is zero, and this is well reflected in them; even Lady Gaga now looks at them with disdain.
Lady Gaga went to get the tape recorder, and when she picked it up, she suddenly exclaimed "Eh?" Then she looked at me and said, "Huh?"
Generally, this time is when the first bus arrives, but I waited at the bus stop for a long time, and that bus still did not come
The Pixiu has fallen silent
As soon as it was opened, two beeping sounds were heard, and a dialog box popped up, displaying a large "3" in the largest font size.
Wang Liang, who was walking in a different direction, also returned with a look of terror on his face and asked, "What is happening? Why is there such thick fog?"
Behind the titles of cultural worker and young entrepreneur on the business card, I added the title of Taoist with a pencil, and the address of the upscale bungalow residential area was crossed out, replaced by my handwritten address of a small second-floor apartment
Sister San threatened her, saying, "Nowadays, female actors and models often have nude scenes and photos, and with a boss like that, you might just be stepping into a pit of fire by going there"
The man said, "Then you should stay at your friend's house for a couple of days, no..." After thinking for a moment, he added, "At least stay for four days before coming back"
"If he has the ability, let him sue!" With an angry shout, the doctor who pushed came out; he was a short, stout middle-aged man
The man said, "You should walk towards the distance"
The Pixiu said, "Do you know who this person is?"
I remembered that Yunmei was in advertising, and perhaps she could help with something. So, I went back to the second floor to knock on Yunmei's door. To my surprise, the door was not tightly closed, and with a little push, it opened. When I looked up, I saw a bloodied figure in front of me, drawing on a human skin stretched out on the table with a pen
As I walked along this path, I noticed there were not many people. It was only when I reached the back that I discovered the side door had been sealed. Just as I was about to turn back, I suddenly heard voices coming from behind a tree next to the building. Upon closer inspection, I saw two male doctors in white coats, speaking excitedly. One of them pushed the other, who stumbled a few steps and looked up, saying, "But he said he wants to sue us"
I said, "Why did they take it away?"
They said they could let me make a movie, become a big star, and play the lead role, being one of the two male leads. Lady Gaga said, "They said they are currently planning to produce Genghis Khan II, looking for Liang Xiaowei to play Genghis Khan. So I gave them the recorder"
All that could be heard were shouts of "no! no! no!" followed by the man crashing straight into the wall
I recounted the incident I encountered today, and Yunmei said, "I do know quite a few media outlets, but to expose something, evidence is definitely required; mere words without proof will not suffice"
I walked a few meters forward, and still nothing seemed out of the ordinary. I turned back to glance at the man, intending to speak, but saw that he had a serious expression on his face, which did not suggest any humor. Thus, I took a few more steps away.
Upon hearing me mention calling the reporters and the police, the man clearly became frightened. He turned around and began to act unreasonably, pointing to the tightly closed office door and saying, "The recording device is inside, but the door is locked, and I can't find my key. It won't do you any good to say anything."
The male secretary said, "They came to look for the tape recorder"
She has rotted
The post regarding men's hairstyles is written as follows
It is not frightening to see a ghost directly; the most tense moment is when you know you are about to see them turn their head. Therefore, the psychological pressure on me is greater, as I do not know what kind of ghost is in front of me, whether it is one with missing arms and legs or one without eyes and a nose. After seeing Yunmei, I have concluded why ghosts are scary: one reason is that they are quite mischievous and like to wander around, appearing and disappearing unpredictably; the other reason is that they do not look good in death, which is unsettling to behold
Suddenly, I felt a bit uneasy and quickly added that person, who is referred to as dead, to my blacklist
Wealth should not be flaunted, I said modestly: "I have a villa there"
Even a rogue would have no interest in this, so I quickly closed the door and stepped back out
A man named himself "The Lonely Head" and asked Yunmei to take a close-up photo of him with her phone. Yunmei has a background in drawing, and the angle of the photo is very hazy. The man tilts his head at a forty-five-degree angle, gazing up at the sky with a melancholic expression. The sadness in his eyes cannot be adequately described as a river flowing backward; it is simply overwhelming.
I brought Lady Gaga out and called Ni Da to explain the situation. Ni Da angrily said, "I will definitely expose this company that abducts young girls!"
I said, "This hacker must have already hacked my computer, which is why he can control my 'QQ'. Just look at his profile picture; the background is black, which indicates that he is a hacker"
Hey, it turns out that this person really is just watching the restroom! I pushed Lady Gaga in front of him and said, "Where is the tape recorder?"
On the fifth day of our journey, we arrived at this house. The man said, "The nightmare began from that moment.
However, ever since I moved to the second floor, my business has sharply declined. Previously, when I lived in a high-end bungalow residential area, my brothers would come to my place to share any business news. After I moved here, the flow of information significantly decreased. Therefore, in order to expand my business, I went to the telecommunications bureau to get a broadband connection
Entrepreneurs are indeed wealthy and extravagant. This little horn costs money, and Qiangzi actually spent ten minutes cursing on the screen, displaying his dominance. Soon, a man called "the man like hail" rushed in, and upon seeing everyone gathered, he pressed the button without saying a word
Although my English is not very good, I feel that the way men speak English is always different from others, very unique! There was once when I asked him how to say "eight treasure rice," and after hesitating for a while, he gave me a shocking answer: "eight baby rice"
The soul was taken away by the ghostly messenger
I got up yawning and turned on the computer, and when I looked at the replies, I was shocked
Upon further reflection, I realized that while I was solely focused on Wang Liang, I too had been affected to the point where I could not eat.
I said, "I told you that being a celebrity is not good, why did you still fall for it?"
Upon hearing the words of the Pixiu, I felt a tremor in my tiger-like physique
This fairy is indeed kind-hearted, but she is somewhat stubborn. I quickly found a reason to persuade her: "It's not that I'm afraid you won't perform; I'm afraid the audience won't be able to handle it if you take off your clothes"
My sweetheart? I said, that woman’s head?
Lady Gaga said, "Not bad." Then she ran over with the recording device
I said, "Is it necessary for you to say that? Even if the tape is still running, nothing can be recorded through a closed door"
I do not know when the telecommunications personnel will come to connect the internet
The person with the red nose asked irritably, "What are you doing? Hmm?"
I said, "We won't do the difficult things, but we can handle the simple ones. I can be a spokesperson, you know, the kind that poses on television and says a few words, endorsing some shoddy medicine or fake liquor without any responsibility. I can definitely do that"
The man said, "I saw a five here yesterday, and today there is a four. What is this?"
Wang Liang was startled and nodded, saying "Mm"
これは誰ですか
I just brushed past the recorder, how could I not recognize it
The man said, "I am waiting for something."
I asked, "What does it mean?"
I calmly smiled, closed the dialogue box, and arrived at Free Field 36. As expected, Er Gouzi and Qiangzi were already inside. Upon seeing me, Qiangzi activated the loudspeaker and shouted across the entire channel: "A man like hail, kneel before me in Free Field 36!"
Sanmei and Yunmei said in unison, "Alright then, you've worked hard."
Just as I was lost in thought, I suddenly heard a series of beeping sounds. I perked up and went to check; it turned out to be a message from Er Gouzi, saying: "Is your network security ready? There's a tough opponent we can't handle, and we just need you. Hurry over to Free Field 36"
Nonsense, it would be strange if the cassette of the Little Tigers could play "You are crazy, I am foolish"! I imagined the horrifying scene of that man with a drunken nose, grinning lewdly as he chased after that little beauty amidst the song, and I shuddered deeply
The secretary finally breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Then you may take it away."
However, many times, even after you have seen it, you cannot feel at ease, because you do not know whether "it" truly does not exist or if "it" is right behind you, watching you with "its" eyes while you cannot see "it"
Currently, Wang Liang often comes to the second floor to find Kong Ting when he has nothing to do. He finishes work earlier than I do, and every day he rushes over faster than I do. As soon as I return, I can see him and Kong Ting sitting in the living room, saying things like "You touch my nose, and I'll move my tongue"; it is truly disgusting and cheesy
Recently, someone has been bullying me; please come and help me deal with him This is something I got to know through a game of matching pairs
The male doctor lowered his head to look at my business card
Lady Gaga felt very wronged by what I said and squatted at the entrance of an office
This is saying that I have a rustic charm about me
Ni Da spoke rather implicitly, saying: "The other day, I saw a few people around you, and I thought that with them, you would surely be able to get in"
I said, "This glorious yet arduous task is entrusted to you, and I await your efforts to eliminate harm for the people"
Because my brother is a skilled practitioner, this series of movements was executed smoothly and effortlessly, coming and going lightly without leaving a trace of cloud behind
"What tape recorder?" The man's eyes flickered. "I do not understand what you are saying"
Everyone downstairs refers to the poem by the man as a masterpiece
Going out for a walk in the middle of the night and peering through the window, it is fortunate that the family was not scared to death by you! I said, "That's right, this is a computer"
Cold, I miss you. This is something that everyone can recognize as a game of finding differences.
At this moment, do not say to move forward any further; I can no longer distinguish between east, south, west, and north
I looked at the old lady in her seventies, who was playing the male lead's grandmother while leaning on a cane, and scolded, "What a beast!"
You are unaware of this. The man said, "If it were truly a good thing, those high-ranking officials would have already gone; how could it possibly be our turn as commoners? Those foreign devils look different from us, with hair and eye colors like colorful stones. We say over there that these foreign devils are all transformed monsters, and some even say they secretly eat human hearts and drink human blood, which is why they look different from us. The court is summoning children, perhaps to offer sacrifices to those monsters; once the children leave, they may never return. Moreover, the teachers say that once you go to that place, it will be for fifteen years, and you must sign a life-and-death contract. During those fifteen years, whether you live or die, the court will bear no responsibility. My younger brother was only fifteen at the time, and once he was selected, our whole family cried for several days, convinced that he would not live long."
Clearly, this is something that San Niang excels at, but upon hearing this, San Niang shook her head and said, "I do not wish to go; it is too troublesome"
His smile is even more unsightly than his tears, and I asked, "Are you saying this is a countdown?"
As soon as I turned on the computer, I was astonished to find that the network icon of the two small computers in the lower right corner was actually lit up
I asked, "Over one hundred years? You went abroad to study that early?"
There was no one at the door of the registration room, so I walked over and knocked. Lady Gaga was standing next to me holding a recorder, and when I heard someone shout "Come in," I quickly pressed the recording button.
I just remembered who this middle-aged man is; I saw him the last time during Ni's suicide. He is the director of this hospital! However, that day his face appeared very kind, and today he looks so fierce that I couldn't recognize him at all
Seeing that he was still not accustomed to high technology, I explained everything to him in detail. As a result, the more I explained, the happier he became. In the end, he said he wanted to write an obituary about women, asking me to post it online so that more people could see the achievements of women. Therefore, I helped him post a message online
Just as I finished patting my backside and was about to leave, someone suddenly shouted from behind me, "Hey! That person, wait a moment! The one over there, the one wearing 'Adidas King'..."
Above is written the number "2"
I have a very impressive name online, called "The Cold Man," which fully reflects my ruthless nature and good command of the Japanese language. Countless girls have fallen for this name. One girl said that when she saw this name, the image of Brad Pitt in a trench coat appeared in her mind. I originally thought she was complimenting my handsomeness, but later, after seeing Brad Pitt with Lady Gaga, I realized she was actually insulting me
The person with a red nose said, "I have been listening all along, but there is nothing."
Ni Da thought for a moment and said, "Yes, there is also a dog in their play"
I said, "Go ahead, if you have the ability, call the security guard. You call the security guard, and I will report to the police, then I will bring in my reporter, and we will clarify everything!"
I did not expect him to suddenly say this: "It's hard to say, it might be a monster, on the internet, separated by the network cable, even if you are a dog, others would not know.
Upon exiting the inpatient building, I recalled that the side entrance of the hospital is somewhat secluded, and I had not yet visited it. I decided to go over and observe the terrain and the situation, as it might be possible to develop a new market. Thus, I took a path through the small road to get there.
The moment I saw Wang Liang, it was as if a mirror was held up to my heart, and I slapped my thigh and exclaimed, "I see now!"
As I noticed more and more people looking at me on the street, I could no longer endure it. I elegantly tossed my hair and turned my head, asking, "Who is it?"
Hearing him say that, I asked, 'How do you know this so well?'
Lady Gaga laughed heartily, as if those two were complete fools. It was infuriating to see how much he benefited from it. The second floor hardly had any appliances, and just when there was one that could be used, he ended up giving it away for nothing to someone else
I was just opening the door to step inside when suddenly a woman rushed out and collided into me. Upon closer inspection, I noticed that the girl appeared to be around twenty years old, quite attractive, with disheveled clothing and tear-filled eyes. She glanced at me for a moment and then hurriedly ran away
I said, "I will take Lady Gaga with me"
I replied, "Girl, I miss you too"
Yunmei was hesitating: "It doesn't seem to be a bad thing to help him."
"Liang Xiaowei plays Genghis Khan?" I said, "Then what can you play?"
Early the next morning, I took Lady Gaga to sign up, intending to prove to San Niang and Yun Mei that their thoughts were incorrect. I brought my tape recorder to record the interview process for them to listen to, and in order to make the recording, I tearfully erased a tape of the Little Tigers.
I now completely suspect that this hanged ghost is intentionally unwilling to be reborn
"Yangming Village?" The male doctor, upon hearing that address, looked even more displeased. He raised his head and stared at me intently, asking, "Do you live here?"
The man sighed and said, "I do not remember clearly, but it seems that it was the eleventh year of the Tongzhi era. The court suddenly issued an order to select young children from various regions to study abroad, and my younger brother was chosen.
Lady Gaga said, "What about my becoming a star?"
Ni Da said, "I have been on guard for a whole day but have not obtained anything. They are still recruiting actors, and I want to sneak in to gather some insider information from them, but they do not accept my application."
The man said, "Why don't you go outside and see if you can walk far."
He pointed, and I then noticed that there were people filming in the square not far away
The girls I know have non-mainstream styles, but none of them have a gothic style
I also crouched down and asked, "What news is there?"
Lady Gaga said, "Do you think I am foolish? Being a star is not easy; just now you were singing and dancing, wanting to be a star?"
The man's expression was very serious, and after thinking for a moment, he asked, "So the one who was just speaking to you is also a person"
Regarding the mysterious brand "Adiwang," there was once a saying in the community: "He who possesses 'Adiwang' conquers the world." Therefore, I can understand their feelings upon seeing the legendary 'Adiwang'
I replied, "Which JP stepped on you? I will bring people to take care of him"
No one can know if no one speaks out" The director approached and threatened the doctor, saying, "As long as you keep your mouth shut, that will be enough
It is strange, I have been seeing things all day long
I was deeply engrossed in playing a game, and without much thought, I glanced at the dialogue box and moved it aside to continue playing the game
The man said, "Go out and clear your mind"
Ni Da, wearing a duckbill cap and a camera hanging around his neck, draped in a checkered shirt. For someone like me who is concerned about the Chinese entertainment industry, this appearance immediately evokes thoughts of a mysterious profession—paparazzi
I believe that primitive people, upon encountering high technology, feel a certain degree of fear towards these things. However, the man with the head has been exposed to foreign influences, so he must have seen this thing. But then I think again, and it doesn't add up; when the hanged ghost died, the man with the head was already here. The hanged ghost has been dead for over fifty years, so when exactly did the man with the head become exposed to foreign influences
This person has quite a keen eye; he noticed my subtle movements, and we both shared a knowing smile
I do not know. I said, it is precisely because I do not know that I find him to be insane
I exclaimed, "That is the truth!" Then I turned to the man and asked, "What exactly are you waiting for?"
Two bloody eyeballs on a black background
I said, "There is a lunatic, and I deleted him"
I said, "Nonsense, this has nothing to do with the refrigerator, look at you, you are still doing just fine."
We three had already prepared to meet him, and at the same time, we switched to the same team, three against one. As long as we had props, we would use them vigorously against that person, launching a frenzied attack on him
One of the comments states: "This poem is a perfect blend of Eastern and Western elements, with a string of exquisite phrases. In just a few short lines, it incorporates elements of romance, magic, horror, suspense, and mythology, all infused with a sense of postmodern fashion, fully showcasing the poet's talent. Furthermore, looking at the original poster's avatar, it complements the poem perfectly, creating an immersive experience. Although the avatar is merely a personal portrait, there are no traces of Photoshop, truly remarkable! Excellent! Wonderful!"
Lady Gaga said, "I heard one person ask what to do, and another replied, 'Don't worry, this happens often, and no one will care.'"
The man glanced at us and asked, "Can you dance?"
As I finished using the restroom, I happened to see two men walking past me. One of them, a middle-aged man with a red nose from alcohol, was walking while looking at a text message on his phone. He muttered to himself, "It's this message again. It doesn't say anything, and I can't see the sender's number. It just has a number written: yesterday was five, today is four. I don't know what it means."
Sigh... Forget it, anyway... The man shook his head at me, muttered something under his breath, and then walked through the wall.
Where is this person from?
The girl asked while wiping her tears, "Who are you?"
At that time, the number was 27. He also told me that this avatar couldn't be deleted in MSN.
My intuition tells me that there is something fishy going on here. Nowadays, even celebrities can fake their educational background, let alone just one person. But now that the woman is gone, his supposed "turtle identity" can no longer fool anyone.
Reddy Gaga elongated his voice and shouted loudly: "Ah... Oh...".
"In youth idol dramas, they are all handsome and beautiful." Ni Da said, "According to the informant, the female lead, supporting actress, male lead, and supporting actor, none of them were spared. They were all coerced and suffered from foul play."
I glanced at the man and it seemed that he was unwilling to talk about this matter. I am also not interested in men's affairs. Just as I turned my head, I saw Yun Mei coming back. San Niang also pushed the door open. I walked over and told them about Nie Da's request for help.
I said, "Can this be the same? Just by looking at my smooth nose, you can tell that I am a serious person."
The man's head seemed to be just waking up from a dream. He stared blankly at the computer screen, then looked at me, gave a dry laugh, and said, "The day before yesterday was five, yesterday was four, today is three, will tomorrow be two?"
Just as I stepped out of the door, I saw Wang Liang sitting at the table, being intimate with a hanging ghost, I don't know when he came.
I felt a chill in my heart, and instantly felt like there was something behind me.
Yun Mei asked: "But didn't you say that the boss is bisexual and doesn't even spare grandpas and grandmas? Will Reddy Gaga be in danger?"
I suddenly recalled the conversation between that man with rhinophyma and his secretary
I suddenly turned my head and found that something had indeed happened behind me, it was a man's head!
Upon hearing what San Niang said, I slapped myself hard, realizing how I had forgotten this detail. No matter how powerful these two spirits are, they are still women. What if something were to happen! I quickly waved my hands at them and said, "No need, no need."
Just as I opened my computer and "QQ", a message popped up. It was still that bloody eyeball, and it sent a number in the largest font size - four.
oh my baby。
Actually, as soon as I saw the chairman's secretary with her attitude resembling that of a middle-aged woman collecting money at a public toilet, I immediately understood that this film and television company was similar to my advertising company, and these few people were fellow practitioners.
I looked up and saw the profile picture of the person who sent that "3".
I said, "Of course." and then demonstrated how to talk to others using "Koukou".
I said: "Then I'll go."
The male doctor's complexion looked very bad, but he pretended to remain calm and nodded.
I said, why does the avatar of that eyeball look so familiar? The first time I saw it was in Wang Liang's office!
When I clearly saw the person standing behind, I was stunned; wasn't that Ni Da, who jumped off the building that day
As I looked again, the alcoholic with the red nose in the room was hurriedly getting dressed. I immediately understood what evil deed had just taken place in that room. If we hadn't come, the girl would have been harmed by this alcoholic.
I handed her a business card. "In the future, be more cautious. Don't easily trust men who are not humble and honest, and stay away from them."
You're asking for trouble by dressing like this to sign up.
I said, "What is this for?"
Infiltrated this company to help him gather information.
Leidi Gaga peered over and said, "Isn't that someone?"
When I got out of the office building, I saw the girl who had just run out sitting next to the flower bed crying. I went over to comfort her and said, "Don't cry."
After thinking for a while, the man looked at the computer and asked, "Is this high-tech? I saw kids playing with this thing through someone else's window when I went for a walk in the village at night."
This realistic poetry is regarded by people as a magical masterpiece, and I feel immense pressure. However, upon turning my head, I see that the man's head has already been shattered by sugar-coated shells, and the tears streaming down his face indeed reflect the sentiment that the internet is truly wonderful, as there are so many kindred spirits.
Their world is too profound for me to enter, so I casually opened "QQ".
The man was preoccupied with it, and the next morning he came to me wanting to see the replies.
I said: "One person, one ghost, can that only be a fantasy?"
I have also speculated about your profession. Ni Da also laughed, glancing at the small advertisement on the bus pole beside him, saying, "Likewise."
After a while, he encountered Qiangzi, who asked: "Mali Shu, are you on a diet? How have you lost so much weight?"
Lady Gaga took the lead and said: "Come be a star"
A chill ran through my heart, and I said, "It's over, I've been targeted."
I scolded, "Why not learn properly! Why choose to be a star of all things! I can't even become one, can you?"
I said: "This is the way it is with 'Koukou', perhaps it was not deleted due to network latency"
Yunmei said: "They are in a romantic relationship."
Is he still there
I retorted: "Look at me, can that be called bragging?"
I said: "At that time, the conditions were restrictive; if I had truly gone abroad to study, I would have definitely become successful upon my return"
I am very familiar with this picture. I personally added it to the blacklist yesterday.
I said: "Needless to say, this must be the legendary hacker"
In the context of our conversation, I immediately understood what he wanted me to help him with
I said: "It's alright, the refrigerator doesn't smell as bad now. Another day, we will put all the leftovers in the refrigerator, and that place will be completely full"
The Pixiu asked: "What does the countdown mean?"
In that moment of daze, I also died. Qiangzi and Ergouzi cursed together, "What have you done?"
The man said: "I have stayed here for over 100 years, just to wait for this moment"
I am looking at this person who seems familiar, and the doctor who was pushed said: "Director, the media has been drawn in by what happened a few days ago. If it gets exposed..."
The man said with dissatisfaction: "What I said are all key points, you need to listen carefully, you know?"
The most detestable thing is that after she kissed those two stinky heads, she wanted to turn around and kiss us. San Niang, Yun Mei, and I all dodged away, but Lady Gaga didn't care and was pushed away by Wang Liang with a slap.
Reddy Gaga said, "The tape recorder they took didn't record anything, but I heard everything they said."
Still here. Wang Liang said, "At first, I thought it was quite scary, but later I saw him just counting every day without doing anything, and I guessed he might be a robot made by MSN. I suppose it was for some kind of countdown event, so I didn't pay any more attention to it."
Of course there is
I was about to explain that someone was looking for me to talk, when suddenly the computer's "ding" dialogue box maximized, and that person, who is referred to as dead, typed out a line in the largest font - "I am behind you"
After a while, Yun Mei put on her clothes and walked out of the room. She stood in front of me, blushing, and asked, "Mali Shu, what are you doing?"
The scenery in the distance is like mist, gradually becoming hazy. It should be clearer the closer I get, but in reality, the more I walk, the more blurred the scenery becomes, as if covered by a layer of fog. As I reach the end, the fog becomes thicker and I can't even see the surroundings or any scenery. All I see is a vast expanse of white fog.
After asking several times without receiving a response, I turned my head to see a man staring at my monitor, his expression quite strange.
I wonder if people who have experienced heartbreak all become so eccentric and whimsical.
The man nodded slightly, appearing as if something had happened. He looked worriedly at the computer, as if he wanted to say something but found it difficult to express.
After speaking, I deleted that person again, this time I specifically confirmed several times and logged into "QQ" a few times, only feeling relieved when I saw that the name was indeed gone. I asked the man beside me, "How do you feel? Are you feeling better after seeing so many replies?"
Lady Gaga said: "I will perform as number two"
"Do not wrongfully accuse others with your bright red lips and white teeth. I will have the guards escort you out!"
The Pixiu paused for a moment and asked, "Did you hear clearly what that person said when he left yesterday?"
I glanced at the person speaking, who was holding a tape recorder in his hands, looking very similar to mine
Isn't that redundant? If you are holding the recorder and saying that, the two of them will surely think that you have recorded what they said
Reddy Gaga said: "They were arguing in the conference room just now. I was sitting at the door listening. When they came out, one of them was startled to see me. Another person asked me if I heard anything." Reddy Gaga chuckled, without a recorder in his hand, he made a gesture of holding a recorder and said, "I held up the recorder and said I heard everything! Then they asked me for the recorder."
This is not a dean, it's a gangster!
My fingers fly across the keyboard, closing each dialogue box one by one. As I approach the final one and prepare to respond, I suddenly freeze upon seeing its contents.
Wang Liang thought for a moment and said, "Ah, that person who counts down every day, he has been persistently counting down and has now reached number two."
I said, "What's there to be melancholic about?"
After going up, I discovered that the man with the rhinophyma had set up a small wooden table at the office entrance, sitting in front of it flipping through a gossip magazine. If it weren't for the nameplate hanging on his chest that read 'Secretary to the Chairman', I would have truly thought he was collecting fees for the restroom
I said, "Your family has taken advantage of the government-funded overseas study program for ordinary people."
Reddy Gaga pointed to the office and said, "Just now, two people came out and took it!"
The Pixiu asked, "Did you delete it yesterday?"
The saying of "alcoholic nose": "What could possibly happen? A villa falling from the sky for me?"
This is the thinking of a normal person. I said, holding my head, "Can't you just not remind me? Why do I always encounter dirty things!"
Yunmei said: "I am not afraid of shedding; the physical body is merely ephemeral to me. Moreover, ordinary humans cannot do anything to me. It is just a skin. If it can help others, I would go and paint a skin for Fan Shuishui right now."
The man's head said: "Just now, Guo Fugui and his gang came and took away my sweetheart."
Those two people got on the elevator while laughing. As I watched their backs, I thought to myself that the entertainment company also has this kind of recorder. This shows that the quality of my recorder is good. From another perspective, it also shows that my taste is good. I felt very proud in my heart.
The person next to him said: "Is this a countdown? Will tomorrow be three? Maybe something will happen after one."
I was thinking about the man's previous reaction and I feel that the future of this couple is uncertain.
However, I feel like I've seen this profile picture and the word "death" somewhere before, so I sent a message saying, "Just a little something, don't think I won't recognize you just because you changed your disguise," and then waited for a response.
Is this a countdown? Tomorrow will be three, right? Who knows what might happen after one
This weather is very unscientific. "I also said," Why is there such a big fog when the weather is so dry? "
Speaking of this matter, it's a long story. Although I may be bragging, there is a great connection between the cause of the matter and studying abroad. The man said, "My real name is Guan Xing, and my family makes a living by farming. I am the eldest in the family, with three younger sisters and two younger brothers. The youngest brother is named Guan Wu, who has been smart since childhood, with a sharp memory and a quick mind. Although my parents are farmers, they have always hoped for a scholar in the family, so they sent my brother to school. At that time, the teacher was very fond of my brother, saying that he was talented and would surely become successful in the future. My brother is delicate and shrewd, and everyone who knows him says that he will definitely achieve great things in the future. My parents are looking forward to his success in the imperial examination to bring honor to our ancestors." As the man spoke, he revealed a proud expression. It seems that he is very proud of his brother. However, I am eager to know the truth of the matter and had to interrupt him, saying, "Get to the point."
I love the white bones of her right cheek and the rotten flesh of her left cheek
However, while their intelligence has diminished, mine remains at a level that is difficult for ordinary people to reach
I always say: "Wang Liang, you are fantasizing again"
I said: "Who cannot sing? I have always had a keen sensitivity to pop music."
I have set up automatic message pop-ups, so as soon as "QQ" logs in, a flurry of dialogue boxes immediately appears. Ninety percent of them are girls I met in the game
I walked in with Lady Gaga, and the interviewer was a listless young man who did not even lift his head as he asked, "What do you do?"
After this matter was resolved, nothing else changed except for the addition of Wang Liang, who frequently comes to visit
The male doctor glanced at me twice, hesitated to speak, and finally let out a couple of sounds before turning and leaving
Seeing him speak this way makes me anxious, and I said: "What do you mean? You need to clarify for me, otherwise I will treat you like a ball and kick you out."
I sing: "Initially, it was you who wanted to part ways, parting is parting, now you want to use true love to coax me back, love is not something you can sell, if you want to buy it, you can sell it, let me break free, let me understand, let go of your love ... ... "
Once again, there was a sound of "beep beep beep," and the person called "Death" said: "You are playing Tetris, Free Field 36"
I also happily waved my hand and walked over, but halfway there, the more I looked at him, the more awkward it felt. Then I thought, he was waving both hands, and there was nothing on the ground, so where was my recorder?
The man said: "Can others talk to you about this thing...?"
It is so terrifying! Having seen it so many times, I still tremble in my legs when I see it again
I said: "Nonsense, I have never boasted!"
Ever since the woman passed away, he has been acting strangely, especially just now, when he spoke to me as if he were a normal person, which is very abnormal
The man said: "You do not understand my sorrow. My sadness, you do not know"
The girl cried out, "I want to sue him"
I said: "And then?"
I wish I could slap him to death: "Do you still need to act? You are already quite foolish!"
This is also my first time in this line of work, and I am not very familiar with the situation. Ni sighed deeply, squatting on the ground, and said, "I originally intended to expose the dark secrets of that hospital, but the director has connections, and he exerted pressure on our editor-in-chief, causing my article to be killed. I was then transferred to the entertainment department, and now I am here to gather news."
I asked: "So what did you hear?"
I had long thought that the man's head should know something, but I didn't expect him to say something so terrifying. I quickly left the room and shouted loudly, "Head, head, come out for me!"
Of course, this matter does not exist for me; I can now see most of the ghosts.
Should I say "55555" to express my feelings of frustration from not being seen for a long time
I miss you very much
I asked, "What did he say?"
After sleeping until morning, I got up and prepared to take my things out to work, when the Pixiu suddenly said: "You should open the computer and check 'QQ'."
Thinking of this, I asked Wang Liang: "Wang Liang, do you remember the person on your MSN with a signature that said 'death'?"
Ni Dayou said: "I have a favor to ask of you, could you help me out?"
A man raised his head and asked, "Peking Opera?"
I became conflicted all of a sudden, what does this mean? Even Lady Gaga might be in danger, but I would be safe, am I worse off than Lady Gaga?
Unexpectedly, this mythical creature also understands computers. It knows that if I move it to the blacklist, it means deletion.
"Advertising company?" The girl looked at the business card and then at me, saying: "I understand, you mean someone like you, right? If someone like you talks to me again, I will definitely ignore you"
I said: "When I was young, I learned the quintessence of our motherland from my grandmother."
However, I am a confident and low-key person. I don't want to let "Adi King" blind their eyes and make them have a blind admiration for me, so I quickly move forward with my head down.
When I went out and took a look, there was a big billboard next door that said, "Jin Ke La! Jin Ke La! I want Jin Ke La fertilizer!"
As we entered, the humanoid figure noticed us and let out a shy cry. Then, they quickly pulled the skin over their chest and cursed, "Ah! You ruffian!"
It's foggy now.
I said: "The door is locked, and no one can open it"