Chapter 3, Wing Chun, Ip Man

That beautiful young woman of twenty, did I not sneak into your home while you were sleeping and touch your toes

He grabbed my head and directly pulled me out the door, then in his anger, he kicked my silkworm baby forcefully.

What?

Li Qianqian looked at me with disdain and said, "You worthless person, you can't even defeat a slime"

As soon as I said this, I suddenly felt a darkness enveloping me.

Tomomi Itano blushed when I touched her face, but she did not scream. I felt a surge of joy in my heart -- could it be that she is the type that can be bullied?

I was suddenly at a loss for words, I didn't want to do this either, do you think I enjoy showing off like a silkworm in front of others?

System Alert: The system owner is under attack! The system owner is under severe attack! Should the counterattack mode be activated? Should the counterattack mode be activated?

At this moment, my heart could not help but tremble

At this point, the slime has only 4 health points left, but if it attacks me once more, I will be finished

The small fireball struck the slime, causing the latter to leave this world, while I sat on the ground, gasping for breath.

As I was making my argument, the damned system notification came again

When I became conscious, I found myself lying on the main road, completely unclothed

Why must it be like this, system

two and a half laps

"Damn it! I was really stunned just now! I can't believe someone could be so shameless! Damn it! This is really outrageous!" the police officer exclaimed angrily

The boss stepped back in shock, and at that moment, I charged forward and tackled him, then bit down hard on his long-unwashed backside

I looked at them with concern, then I pulled down the zipper of my pants, and they were all stunned, staring at me foolishly

At that moment, a police officer reacted, slapping my face and angrily shouting, "Are you out of your mind!"

I curse! Why not just kill me!

Does the system still have this function? It seems quite powerful, so I hurriedly activated the counterattack mode

The system seems to have quite a human touch

I struck the slime directly on the head with a club, and unexpectedly, it resulted in a critical hit

However, at that moment, there was a knock at the door. I opened the door in confusion and saw two officers and a beautiful female police officer standing at the door with serious expressions.

When that boss approached me, I directly pushed him away with a palm!

What?

That's not right! The focus is not on this! The key point is why the system appreciates such behavior!

I was detained in a detention center, and they said I would be held for seventy-two hours before being released

Garen shook his head and said in a deep voice, "I cannot go back"

It is quite embarrassing

I could no longer endure the beating and let out a furious roar, saying: "As long as you can spare me, I am willing to kneel and call you 'father'!"

two circles

At this moment, memories flickered through my thoughts like a revolving lantern, and I felt myself so close to death

I was knocked to the ground, and at that moment, everyone reacted. Two male police officers pinned me to the ground and kicked me forcefully

Because they are winking at you

After I have everything ready, it will be fifty minutes, and there will be ten minutes left before I have to return

I was suddenly at a loss for tears – if it weren't for Garen taking away forty points of my health, would I really be unable to defeat the slime

I have some doubts about this. What does Garen mean by saying he cannot go back? Does it mean he can only stay in this alternate world forever

Mother, why do the stars in the sky shine

The young girls on the street all screamed, "The dead silkworms have come!"

There is no doubt that my mad dog attack was thwarted by that boss... A group of people pinned me to the ground, beating and kicking me, causing me immense pain

I struck the slime's head forcefully with a stick, and fortunately, it resulted in a critical hit, with the slime displaying a message of -4.

I was suddenly taken aback, unable to hold it in and urinated, the liquid that had reemerged into the world due to fear dripping onto the police officer's leather shoes, in that instant, he was momentarily stunned...

I was pulled into the police car, and at that moment, the system suddenly sounded!

Ah!

What?

The slime became angry and hit me with its round, plump body, instantly causing a -5 to appear above my head

"Your son?" I wondered, "Do you have another son? Who is your wife?"

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Enough

Damn it! Having a son like you is truly an insult, keep hitting!

Damn it! If it happens again, I'm going to die! Activate beast mode!

Then the male police officer slapped my face again and angrily shouted, "Let him know what it feels like to be in prison!"

I hurriedly said: "You must have mistaken me for someone else; I would never do such a thing..."

Did I not take you to eat lollipops, little sister who is three years old

A circle

Is this the inch power? I can feel it; I have exerted a very strong force!

A person who appeared to be the leader rushed in front of me and directly slapped my face with a resounding blow

At this moment, the neighbors all came out to watch the commotion, pointing and gesturing at me with looks of satisfaction

At this moment, I can only feel pain, as if I were about to die

I still need to study this system thoroughly, but at present, I naturally do not have the time to conduct any research

I foolishly took out my little thing, and immediately the female police officer turned pale, while the two male police officers were also stunned

I am frustrated! This system is too problematic! It is going to drive me crazy!

At that moment, I could no longer control my body and mouth. I pushed the big guy away, then extended one hand, assumed a horse stance, and calmly said: "Wing Chun, Ip Man"

How many times do you want me to complain in a day

It is said that seasoned inmates bully newcomers; could this really be true? No, I must first distribute cigarettes to them to win their favor

After returning to the room, I went to the bathroom and had a bowel movement, then I prepared instant noodles to eat. Just kidding, I certainly do not want to eat only rice in another world

Isn't it possible to fight like Ip Man did before

Take him back

Alright, let's log off for now..." Li Qianqian suddenly spoke, "We need to save the village chief's daughter. Everyone should log off now to prepare for the task, so we won't be caught off guard when it's time to fight the Boss. Let's gather in one hour.

He gave a wry smile and then said, "It's nothing, my son will definitely come to save me in the future"

I was momentarily stunned

System prompt: Please immediately take off your pants and swing the silkworm baby three times, and shout to the female police officer, "I am a rogue." Upon completion, the reward will be the restoration of abilities; if failed, the little one will disappear

What is even more excessive is that at this moment, I let out a low growl from my throat, and from time to time, I barked "woof woof woof"!

Oh come on, it's just a simple act of mischief, they shouldn't resort to violence, right

At that moment, a gentle voice suddenly rang out; it was Tomomi Itano who had come to assist with the attack

A large -2 appeared above the slime, and I also saw that the slime had a health of 10 points

small fireball

You... you... are you out of your mind!

I certainly was not killed, but rather pulled out the door

At this moment, Sakano Miko walked up to me and extended her hand to help me up. I climbed up, panting heavily, and inadvertently touched Sakano Miko's thigh to prevent myself from exploding from head to toe

Indeed, this round fellow actually displayed a disdainful smile

He shouted at me with a heart-wrenching intensity

Five hundred yuan... I have just received my salary for one month and twenty days...

I helplessly sat down on the ground, and at that moment, I saw that group of prisoners looking at me with ill intentions, and I suddenly felt a chill run down my spine

As a result, I just took out the cigarette case and walked towards them, when an old inmate shouted angrily: "Damn! How dare you pull out a 2.5 yuan front door! Brothers, let's go!"

I activated the beast mode, and instantly, I felt my body filled with strength

I exclaimed in astonishment, "Can I still go offline?"

System, offline

Upon seeing me, the slime unexpectedly revealed a hint of disdainful smile

What are you laughing at! Although I don't have a small penis, I am still better than you, a guy who is all round!

Did I not take your original flavor underwear when it was your birthday, Aunt Wang, who is fifty-six years old?

At this moment, I have already entered the police station. After hearing about my glorious deeds, everyone from the chief to the cleaning lady came up to me and slapped me a few times, leaving me feeling both honored and astonished

Hello, due to a report from someone, we suspect that you have committed the crime of indecent assault against women and the crime of undermining public morals. Please come with us to assist in the investigation said a serious police officer

A group of heartless individuals

Li Qianqian and Sakano Yoshiko both nodded. I asked Garen, "What about you? Are you also going offline to return to the Valoran continent?"

I quickly covered my little one and then picked up my keys from the ground

Garen no longer spoke, and I found it difficult to continue the conversation. To remain forever in another world, unable to return to one's hometown, seems quite painful

I wickedly thought about whether Li Qianqian and Sakano Yoshiko would also have to endure such torment, and then hurriedly ran back to the house next door

System prompt: The system owner has violated promises made to others, deceiving two kind girls and a brave warrior named Garen, truly a despicable individual, which the system greatly admires. A reward of 1 point in attack has been granted, and an additional 500 yuan has been deposited into the system owner's bank card as encouragement. Please continue to strive for excellence!

Damn! What are you all so pleased about!

Bang

Everyone was unresponsive because this action had already shocked them

If I am unwilling to do it, my little buddy will disappear from now on

If I go with them now, won't I be letting my teammates down