Chapter 4, will you believe the title of this chapter

Why can't I hold the sword in my hand! Is it because my hands are coated with Vaseline!

When Garen did not grip his sword tightly and directly threw the great sword away, that was my thought

It is evident that contestant Li Qianqian was unwilling to allow classmate Garen to use her as a shield. Consequently, classmate Garen immediately slapped her twice, thereby coercively utilizing Li Qianqian as a shield.

"The system has prompted us, after all, we are a group..." Li Qianqian shrugged and said, "Alright, let's go quickly, everyone is waiting for you."

While I was cursing at the system, suddenly, a beast's roar echoed through the cave, startling me and causing me to leak a few drops of urine

I suddenly felt like a frenzied beast, incessantly touching Sakano Yoshiko, while she blushed, enduring my assault

Demacia

They beat me for a full ten minutes before feeling relieved, and I lay on the ground in pain. I wanted to cry softly, but I always knew one thing – do not shed tears, for the scoundrels will laugh.

I covered my rear and ran to the corner on the other side, it was truly terrifying just now, so many big men were about to pin me to the ground, fortunately I was quick-witted, otherwise I would have probably lost my virtue

Eh ... ... that's not right ... ...

Transforming will tear clothes, which means I can see Li Qianqian's body now

If it weren't for the five dollars, I would have killed you long ago

I held back my tears, and as a result, I wet myself. Upon seeing this, the crowd burst into laughter, saying: "Look! He was so scared that he wet his pants!"

However, things are not that simple

Do not allow it to engage in such meaningless slaughter any longer

I cautiously hid in the corner of the wall and then lit a cigarette for myself. The group of big men sat on the ground, coldly watching me, while I smoked my cigarette, lost in my own thoughts. After all, they had already beaten me, and they looked down on my front door, so I should be safe for the time being

I walked out of the police station with Li Qianqian, my wet pants making a splashing sound. After walking for a while, Li Qianqian seemed unable to bear it any longer: "Did you wet your pants?"

Oh my, this is not a chicken, this is not a chicken, this is the Liu Xiang chicken among the chicks

Even if I possess three thousand splendors, they cannot compare to a single strand of your beautiful hair

Subsequently, Li Qianqian also fell down! Li Qianqian also fell down!

The old man looked at me and then said, "He is not my grandson."

I responded with a sound, and then the system prompted me to enter another world. In that instant, my robe reappeared once again

Oh? There is a play!

You better change your pants immediately

Its sharp little beak had already jabbed at Garen's calf, and Garen quickly jumped up. Subsequently, he grabbed Li Qianqian's hair, intending to pull her over to shield himself from the attack

Hello

It is very dark here

"What do you want then?" Garen asked irritably

The hormones within me suddenly surged, and then my eyes fixed intently on Li Qianqian

This little chick has gone on a rampage of killing

"Alright, you may go now; someone has come to bail you out," he said

Hmm

That leader even started singing the song from "The King of Comedy": "Shit, you are a lump of shit. Life is cheaper than an ant, I drive a Mercedes, you pick your nose..."

Garen, deceased

Why does Li Qianqian receive a changing room from her system when she transforms

I can't believe it, a changing room just appeared right in front of me, what an overwhelming sensation!

Mikiko Sakano and I ran out of the cave, breathless. It was evident that we had failed.

The cave is dimly lit, giving a rather eerie feeling, and we can barely see the path ahead.

They can only look at me with resentment, this group of fools, for I am someone who can leave immediately upon entering

System prompt: The system owner, Xiao Ding Ding, has surpassed 5.3 centimeters! 5.3 centimeters! This is a limit, the pinnacle of the system owner's life! Reward: 5 yuan!

At this moment, I also saw clearly what that shadow was -- is this... is this a chick

Why can a chick emit a roar like that of a tiger

But just when I was so excited, that system appeared again

Li Qianqian disdainfully remarked: "No one would want to see your silkworms, a towering man at 1.8 meters, yet with such a small little thing, hurry and enter another world, then you will have clothes."

"Ah? I apologize for the mistake, I will turn it back off," the police officer said hurriedly

Is there someone here to bail me out? How could anyone come to bail me out at this time?

Garen was accidentally killed by Ban Ye Miko, while Li Qianqian was pecked to death by a chick

At this moment, Li Qianqian seemed to check some information in the system. She said earnestly: "Be careful, the system informed me that this is called the Hell Demon Chicken. It can spew flames, and its claws are highly poisonous; just one touch can be fatal"

I followed the police to the front hall, where I saw an elderly lady paying the bail, and the police said: "Chen Mengmeng has arrived."

I excitedly rushed in front of her and said, "What brings you here?"

This phrase is vulgar and offensive in nature, and it translates to a strong insult in English. It is not appropriate for formal or respectful communication.

I had no time to think too much before my consciousness faded away. Soon after, I found myself in a desolate wilderness, indeed, this is where I went offline

That is to say

At this moment, Ban Ye Miko had already made a great effort to release a small fireball, but due to her fear, the small fireball struck Galen instead

So mighty! The atmosphere shatters the heavens! If you wish to fight, then I shall fight! Shatter the long table, promote the long spear!

I saw Garen chatting with the delicate Sakano Yoshiko, and I excitedly rushed to her side, giggling and saying: "Yoshiko, did you miss me a lot?"

Damn hellish monster, this is simply a little chick! Even if sold at a night market, it would only be 10 yuan each, and you call it a hellish monster!

Miko Sakano glanced at me weakly, then blushed. Ah, teasing a soft girl feels truly delightful

At this moment, the chick contestant launched a pecking attack

Hey? No! No! Yameidie! Yameidie! Don't do this!

At this moment, she is even more radiant than my own mother

"Stop talking, we are about to start fighting the Boss..." Garen said, "I will take the lead, Li Qianqian will launch a sneak attack, as for Sakano Miko, you will attack with spells from the back. And Chen Mengmeng, damn, I really don't want to see someone with that name, just stay behind and support us."

Fortunately, at that moment, a woman's voice sounded: "It is I, Chen Mengmeng, who is being protected."

Player Li Qianqian has been injured! Garen narrowly avoided the attack from the chick by relying on Li Qianqian

It is currently shouting at the sky: "Damn it, is there anyone else!"

I feel that today is not actually my lucky day, because I sense that this system is quite frustrating. While others have systems that are impressive and capable of saving the world, what about me? I can only toss aside my dead silkworms and endure the blows.

Eh? Where did the soap come from? By the way, why throw soap at this time?

Then the boss spat and sat down on the bed to rest, while I stared blankly at the ceiling, not knowing when I would be able to go out

I immediately took off my pants, taking them off in front of the beautiful woman, how exciting it was...

At that moment, a police officer suddenly approached, knocked on the door, and said to me: "Are you Chen Mengmeng?"

You are ridiculous! You are the peak of nonsense! Your whole family is at a height of 5.3 centimeters peak!

I turned my head and was instantly dumbfounded -- Li Qianqian

I cautiously reached my hand behind Mikiko Sakano and pinched her little bottom, causing her to let out a small gasp and then blush.

With a single sword, one can open mountains and create the earth

He suddenly let out a loud shout, then leaped towards the little chick, bringing down the great sword in his hand with great force

Just as I was cursing at the system, Garen had already made his move

Ding dong! System notification: This is a delicious and tasty little chicken. Although it is said to be combative, at the end of the day, it is still just a little chicken. Additionally, important information: this little chicken has a height of 10 centimeters, which is nearly twice that of the system owner. Congratulations to the system owner for acquiring a new title: Living Worse than a Chicken!

I was instantly displeased: "A person as impressive as I am, you want me to cheer and encourage?"

The three of us ran frantically out of the cave, while the little chick was still chasing behind. Just now, classmate Li Qianqian was used as a shield to block the attack, so her right leg was slightly lame, which caused her to run a bit slower

However, I have been thinking too optimistically

Ah... Ah, if I go back, I will die

I thought for a moment and then said: "I will touch the equipment"

I curiously picked up that bar of soap

That speed can simply be described as a blur! Just think about the few chickens I raised back in my hometown; compared to this one, they are like wild chickens by the roadside versus a premium chicken.

Oh no! This is definitely the most unreliable teammate ever!

That afternoon, I sat in the classroom, watching her stand up to answer questions. The white school uniform looked particularly good on her, and I recalled her slightly flushed face and her adorable appearance

Ah ... ... Axi ba

Suddenly, a bar of soap was thrown in front of me

What is very fun? I suddenly felt very awkward

I let out a snort and said to those big men, "You bunch of fools, I'm leaving!"

I said to myself, "Check the information on that little chick ahead."

The chick, upon seeing that Garen was unarmed, immediately charged at us and launched an attack

Garen tightened his grip on the great sword and said seriously, "Everyone be careful, this is a regional beast!"

Hmm, refreshing and cool, my heart soars

To my surprise, Li Qianqian merely looked at me coldly as I took off my pants, and then said, "Is it fun?"

Everything feels just like a revolving lantern

After we had arranged everything, we entered the cave

(Axi ba, which is Xi ba, means "damn it" in Korean)

Um, yes!

I nodded repeatedly and said, "Yes, yes, I am Chen Mengmeng."

Li Qianqian is wearing a mini skirt and long sleeves. If the clothes were to be torn like this, it would definitely evoke a strong feeling

In that instant, a swift shadow appeared before us, and I was so frightened that I hid behind Garen, only to be swatted away by Garen with a single slap

What? Can the system still check enemy information

Bang