Chapter 2: I am sorry, I am the boss

Is it better to be a leader or to be a petty person

The name of Killall is Peng Feng. He is the captain of the Frenzy Squad

However, Fang Shaoyun immediately displayed a flattering smile, as if he were seeing Slayerboxer. Killall may not be a master, but he is already the best 2V2 partner that Fang Shaoyun can find in this internet café

Generally, Fang Shaoyun gets up at 8:00 in the morning, as the first class starts at 8:30

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This ID immediately evokes a sense of menace, yet Fang Shaoyun knows that this hulking man, akin to a beast, is nothing but a novice. A veritable novice.

9:45 Economics class time. The professor asked, "If your economic strength is average, but your income is stable, how would you choose to invest?"

The proprietress was no pushover either; she straightened her chest, threw a flirtatious glance, and deliberately said, "So what do you want to say?" Seeing her expression, Fang Shaoyun felt a chill run down his spine, reminiscent of Jin Xiangyu from the Dragon Gate Inn, who had a penchant for ordering candles.

Fang Shaoyun spends ten minutes getting dressed, then takes another ten minutes to seriously say to the mirror: "Handsome guy, you are truly too handsome." After that, he spends three minutes washing up and rinsing his mouth. He then rushes to the classroom at lightning speed, stopping once to buy two buns for fifty cents each.

Still contemplating why he was brutally beaten in yesterday's brawl, Fang Shaoyun thought without hesitation: "Raise a dog"

Fang Shaoyun turned his head, then turned again. After confirming that there were no others around him, he cautiously asked, "Is there something wrong?"

No wonder that country is so bizarre; it turns out their tradition of eating noodles has such a significant impact

The internet café is called "Life Internet Café." Fang Shaoyun does not know who came up with this name, but every time he sees the crooked sign that reads "Life," he inexplicably thinks of two words that terrify all men: "sexually transmitted diseases."

After Fang Shaoyun forced out a smile that he believed to be charming, he began to focus on the noodles in front of him. However, just as he had eaten half, he caught sight of the young girl across from him, her gaze filled with sorrow and indignation.

"Then I am the boss here. Am I supposed to go to BOS and become a nobody?" At that moment, Fang Shaoyun looked at his junior with the same expression one would have when looking at a fool.

Thus, a surge of fervor welled up in Fang Shaoyun. If he had not been holding a basin in his hands, he would have likely knelt down immediately to thank the merciful Lord

In this internet café with a crooked sign reading "Life," there are hardly any skilled players. The true experts are all gathered in the "BOS" internet café at the foot of the mountain, a fact that Fang Shaoyun is well aware of.

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There are certain things you are always afraid to lose, yet after losing them, you realize that you are still alive and living quite well.

The old professor was astounded, and from then on, he dared not discuss battles in class

Fang Shaoyun was perplexed, turning his head, then turning again. The environment was superior, and the enticing aroma of food surrounded him; how could this be related to a pigsty?

I have lived for so many years and never thought that a person eating noodles could make such a terrifying sound

The sound of slurping, a group of people eating noodles like this, what a scene it is, Fang Shaoyun's eyes became moist

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Once, a naive junior asked Fang Shaoyun about this matter. "Since there are experts there, why don't you go to that internet café"

The girl was filled with grief and indignation: "If I weren't still conscious, I would surely think I had arrived at a pigsty, along with the books"

After finishing his meal, Fang Shaoyun rushed to the internet café. Although Fang Shaoyun had his own internet connection, playing games in the Hao Fang's rookie paradise with like-minded comrades in the internet café was his favorite activity.

The man has a very cool ID, Killall

Of course, being the boss is good

The man arrived quickly. Indeed, he was a strong man, with a full beard covering his face

But Fang Shaoyun remained serious, "I'm sorry, but right now I need a man, a strong man"

Note 2: "Black shops" refer to a group of individuals sitting together during a gathering, allowing them to observe each other and shout back and forth. This practice is considered quite vulgar and indecent in the interstellar context, yet many people indulge in it with enthusiasm

At 11:30, Fang Shaoyun arrived at the dining hall amidst the admiring gazes of his classmates. Fang Shaoyun's family background is not poor; he has received a good education since childhood and has never experienced any hardships.

Indeed, this type of investment requires relatively little input but offers good returns, which is quite favorable. Moreover, there are currently fewer people engaging in it, resulting in less competition

It is important to note that in engineering and technology institutions where the male-to-female ratio reaches 7:1, the probability of encountering an attractive female is almost equivalent to the likelihood of finding a lost meal card in the cafeteria. Furthermore, the chance of meeting a single attractive female is nearly comparable to the probability of the Chinese national football team winning the World Cup

At 8:30, during the history class, the elderly professor wearing glasses asked, "Why did the Nationalist army suffer a disastrous defeat in the Battle of Dingyang Bridge?" Fang Shaoyun replied, "The tactics were incorrect." "What do you mean by incorrect tactics?" "In a battle like this, one must be flexible and mobile, employing flanking maneuvers and coordinating air-dropped distractions. How can one expect to win by merely attacking head-on?"

Is this really possible? All of Fang Shaoyun's classmates stared in astonishment with wide eyes

Note 1: In Country J, there is a tradition that one must make noise while eating noodles; otherwise, it is considered impolite

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Fang Shaoyun found that he was still sleeping well, and the instances of insomnia seemed to have decreased significantly

Today, Fang Shaoyun seems to be quite lucky; as he casually takes a seat, he discovers that there is actually a fairly attractive girl sitting diagonally across from him.

Some things are quite strange. At times, Fang Shaoyun enjoyed chatting so much that he once had six QQ chats open simultaneously. However, when he lost interest, one day Fang Shaoyun suddenly realized that he had even forgotten his QQ password.

Upon seeing a familiar face, the owner of the internet café immediately opened a computer station and graciously brought over a cup of tea

Fang Shaoyun looked at the still charming proprietress and said seriously: "Proprietress, I do not need tea"

However, this is disproportionate to how one person eats. Fang Shaoyun's manner of eating noodles truly makes one wish to kick him to death. Moreover, when Fang Shaoyun is having a meal, he has a particular habit. While most people prefer to sit together in groups of three to five with familiar faces, Fang Shaoyun enjoys randomly choosing a spot to sit down, regardless of who is at that long dining table.

With a loud crash, the entire internet café collapsed in a heap.

Fang Shaoyun believes that Killall is a novice, and there are indeed reasons for this, as Killall cannot even defeat Fang Shaoyun himself. Fang Shaoyun is well aware of his own level. A person who mingles in the Haohua Novice Paradise is certainly not a master. Therefore, someone who cannot even defeat Fang Shaoyun is undoubtedly a novice

Fang Shaoyun fled in a panic, not because he was embarrassed. By the time one reaches the third year of university, their skin is thicker than the oldest bark on Yuelu Mountain. Fang Shaoyun ran because he feared that if he stayed there any longer, the girl across from him, filled with grief and indignation, would burst into tears.