Chapter 3: I’m sorry, I only engage in self-pleasure

After a tedious session online, Fang Shaoyun, convinced that he was indeed tired, finally climbed into bed

There are two reasons for this. Fang Shaoyun said: "The reasoning is quite simple; men are attracted to promiscuous women, but no one would want to marry a promiscuous woman"

However, they do not know that Fang Shaoyun's first girlfriend is a girl who does not play StarCraft, named Xiaoyu

Xiao Yu can cook all the dishes that Fang Shao Yun likes. She knows how to act cute, throw little tantrums, and is absolutely unwilling to learn about interstellar matters. Although Xiao Yu has already left, Fang Shao Yun still believes that if he is to choose a wife, it must be someone like Xiao Yu.

MM is speechless, and looks at Fang Shaoyun again

Fang Shaoyun's eyes were already strained when that man finally went in. However, just as Fang Shaoyun was about to assess the situation, the man was already unable to continue. Fang Shaoyun glanced at the time: 2 minutes and 40 seconds. Unable to help but curse inwardly, he thought that men from Japan were truly useless, lacking both professionalism and visual appeal. He had expected that with such a high production of adult films in this country, men would be like beasts once they hit the bed, but it seemed to be nothing of the sort.

Both CSs naturally agree with this

That was a film from Country J, categorized as A, lasting only a little over ten minutes. It made Fang Shaoyun grit his teeth in anger. He despised that man, cursing as he watched. Several minutes had passed, yet the man continued to grope and lick without making any further moves.

Fang Shaoyun nodded in agreement and proceeded to settle the bill.

MM said: "Shooting alone is quite boring. It's better to..."

"Enough with the nonsense, when someone comes in later, act like a man." Fang Shaoyun was only interested in bullying the weak and had no interest in this novice old man from a team with only four members.

However, the object that Fang Shaoyun cherished suddenly disappeared, leaving behind only a mouse

"Ghost!" As Fang Shaoyun opened his eyes, he let out a mournful scream. What could be more terrifying than waking up in the morning to find a man with a lascivious smile standing right in front of him

Everyone has their own favorite things in their heart. Fang Shaoyun does not know what his favorite thing was in the past. During the days before entering university, Fang Shaoyun's life was in black and white

Peng Feng casually picked up a pack of strange-flavored beans from the table and started munching on them. "Aren't you just hoping someone will come in and take advantage of you, leaving the door wide open while you sleep?"

After a period of boredom spent online, Fang Shaoyun recalled the risqué jokes he had secretly downloaded last time. At that time, Xiaoyu was still around, and Fang Shaoyun had obtained this film, which was said to be quite explicit, from a friend in the gaming community. However, he had never had the opportunity to watch it. Fang Shaoyun not only set the file to hidden but also changed its extension, concealing it among a large number of other files. It would be difficult for an average person to find it.

... ...

We usually play 2 against 2, and we have already been playing for the entire afternoon today. My hands are sore

With a loud thud, before Fang Shaoyun could finish speaking, a large pillow was thrown at his face. Fang Shaoyun looked at the man in front of him, who was filled with violent tendencies and had only four team members, already driven to madness by the abuse from other teams, with a face full of indignation and sorrow.

After confirming that the opponent had not cheated, Peng Feng shouted angrily: "Damn it, is there no integrity at all? It must be two shady establishments"

www.hetushu.com and Fang Shaoyun were accompanied by two fierce male players of CS. On the way back, the two CS players were left dumbfounded by Fang Shaoyun's nonsensical bluster about interstellar tactics.

"It's early in the morning, calling for souls, is there no sense of public morality?" Following this was a loud crash, the sound of a beer bottle shattering. It must be that the young couple upstairs, lost in their affection, were startled by Fang Shaoyun.

Two individuals entered the game of Fang Shaoyun and Peng Feng, causing Fang Shaoyun and Peng Feng to be utterly defeated.

How did you get in

Fang Shaoyun shook his head: "You are mistaken. If I am going to find someone, I must find a girl who does not play StarCraft."

"Why are you lewdly laughing like that? What are you trying to seduce? I'm not a woman." Peng Feng skillfully lit a cigarette and casually entered Fang Shaoyun's game.

... ...

An entire afternoon passed without incident, as Fang Shaoyun and Peng Feng took turns employing N kinds of inhumane methods to torment countless birds that ventured into the black market.

After rolling around in bed many times, Fang Shaoyun finally confirmed that he could not fall asleep. He opened his computer, which was buried under a pile of fruit peels and melon rinds on his desk. Fang Shaoyun wondered why he no longer felt like sleeping since entering university, reminiscing about his high school days when he would fall asleep as soon as he hit the bed, a state that could only be described as that of a pig.

NND, even watching a sci-fi VOD is better than this. Fang Shaoyun cursed that man to be impotent from now on while casually deleting that segment.

Peng Feng nearly spat out the strange-flavored bean he was about to put in his mouth. "What kind of joke is this, comrade? Don't forget that you promised to help us play a friendly match today"

A flamboyantly dressed young woman approached on the roadside and struck up a conversation. "A few handsome guys, want to have some fun? It's very cheap."

Fang Shaoyun let out a sigh of relief, "Why are you here so early in the morning instead of staying comfortably in bed? I am a man who is both physically and mentally sound." Fang Shaoyun spoke with righteous indignation

On the way back, the two CS students, He Fang and Shao Yun, were chatting. "What kind of girlfriend do you want to find in the future? She must be someone who will play StarCraft with you, right"

Indeed, shooting alone is quite uninteresting. Therefore, we often gather in groups to shoot, typically 10 people, in 5 versus 5 matches, to see who is faster.

Fang Shaoyun looked bewildered and said, "When did I agree to that? Speaking requires evidence. Is there a recording? Is there a written statement? Although we are familiar with each other, if you continue to speak recklessly, I will still sue you for defamation. I..."

Fang Shaoyun worked hard for half a day before finally extracting it from a large pile of system files.

Fang Shaoyun tucked herself under the blanket, watching the man sitting in front of her computer with a lewd smile directed at her. She felt an overwhelming sense of terror

Fang Shaoyun sighed and said, "Don't look at me, I only play with the spaceship." (Note: The shortcut for interstellar travel is something similar to a spaceship, so Fang Shaoyun is accustomed to referring to interstellar travel as playing with spaceships)

MM sighed: "Then how did you fight?"

A Raver mouse as deep blue as the sea. This mouse was given to Fang Shaoyun by Xiao Yu on his birthday, and it became Fang Shaoyun's most cherished possession

The excitement of SM kept two exhilarated men engaged from noon until evening, completely disregarding slogans such as "time flies" and "time is life"

Two players playing CS looked at each other. "We don't shoot cannons, we only shoot guns"

MM almost fainted. "Poor student."

However, by evening, the situation changed dramatically. In the channel of Rookie Paradise 8, two IDs, XX1 and XX2, suddenly appeared