Chapter 6: I’m sorry, I want to stab you.

Especially the person who initiated the announcement is a well-known figure in the school, the extremely impressive SCMM Lulu. A delicate flower that can make a group of thirsty men even thirstier

Regardless of the circumstances, one must eat. Although after comparing the REP of Chu Nanxing and others with that of Peng Feng and his group, Fang Shaoyun felt a desire to die, he still adhered to the principle that it is better to live poorly than to die well, and if he were to die, he should at least have a full meal first. Thus, Fang Shaoyun took his meal card and went to the student cafeteria No. 3.

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The bathrooms at Zhongda, especially the women's bathroom, are extremely crowded. Unlike the boys, girls cannot strip down in the shower room while singing "I am a wolf from the North" and pour bucket after bucket of cold water over themselves, gasping from the chill.

Lulu is indeed a person who acts on her whims, and even the few women in her dormitory do not understand how such a "licentious" little woman can get along so well with the gentle and beautiful Kay, to the point of being inseparable.

Of course, fortunately it was in a public place; if he had bumped into you in a deserted area, then...

After returning to the dormitory, Lulu still felt aggrieved. She recounted the situation that occurred at the cafeteria entrance to Kay, hoping that Kay would offer her some emotional sympathy

However, Lulu always likes to wash and massage her important areas meticulously, and she shamelessly tells Kay that this is the way to develop well

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Although there are still many days until the scheduled battle, Lulu is already feeling a bit impatient. Especially when recalling the phrase "I want to use a fork and a book to stab you to death in the stars," Lulu feels like she might go crazy

Usually, when I see green peppers stir-fried with shredded meat without any meat, I can tolerate it. But now there are even cockroaches in it, how can this be acceptable

Although eating two cucumbers in one go made Lulu feel somewhat refreshed, the thought of that guy's sleazy appearance made her feel that her life was unbearable

Lulu's challenge posted on the CUHK BBS has caused a great uproar

Can we not drown the flies in the tomato soup

You are the rogue. Clearly, you think I resemble Aaron Kwok and want to take advantage of me

You rogue

When money was scarce, the family spent more time together, but now that there is more money, the time spent with one's parents has decreased. Thinking back to the last time he returned home during the summer vacation, Fang Shaoyun became lost in thought at the sight of the empty rooms in the house

... ... , you must be doing it on purpose

Kay looked at the fierce and unruly Lulu and suddenly felt that someone should come to put an end to Lulu's reckless indulgence in the galaxy. However, when she thought about who could possibly handle Lulu, she felt a bit desolate.

In fact, Lulu saw Fang Shaoyun walking out of the cafeteria from a distance. Seeing this creature in a daze, not recognizing himself, Lulu lost her composure. Therefore, Lulu deliberately walked straight towards Fang Shaoyun. However, Lulu did not expect that this creature would actually collide with her, nearly knocking her over.

Seeing that she had bumped into herself, Lulu's face turned green. How could there be such shameless people in the world? Moreover, instead of bumping into another part, they had collided right into her most attractive area. Lulu felt that this was truly outrageous; in a big world, there are all kinds of birds.

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With a thud, Fang Shaoyun had not yet understood what had happened when he suddenly felt as if he had bumped into something soft and fluffy. When Fang Shaoyun looked up, he saw Lulu beside him, swaying unsteadily, with a look of disbelief on her face

You bumped into me

Lulu scoffed at Kay's intimidation, thinking that it was already quite something that she did not sever the beast's member in the wilderness where no one was around. Who do I, Lulu, think I am, and so on.

Fang Shaoyun, coming out of the cafeteria, realized that diligence is indeed a virtue. Fang Shaoyun is actually capable of cooking. Since childhood, Fang Shaoyun's parents have been engaged in business outside, and during that time, the family was not well-off, so they could not afford a nanny. As a result, for a long period, Fang Shaoyun cooked for himself.

Lulu felt that if she continued to talk to this brute, she would truly be unable to restrain herself and would end up crashing headfirst at the cafeteria entrance. Thus, Lulu had no choice but to obediently lower her head, like a lady, and pick up her bag that had just fallen. Then, adopting a posture of a good woman who does not quarrel with men, she walked past Fang Shaoyun with an air of superiority, almost as if she were flying.

Whenever Fang Shaoyun thinks of his parents, he feels a bit dazed

Looking at Fang Shaoyun's resentful gaze, Peng Feng smiled triumphantly and said something that made Fang Shaoyun feel extremely uneasy, "Look at us brothers, our skills are quite decent, aren't they"

Fang Shaoyun was truly puzzled. With the road in the university so wide, the air so fresh, the sunlight so bright, and the world so beautiful, how could he have possibly bumped into this woman?

Fang Shaoyun has always believed that he belongs to the lowest tier of the food chain in the galaxy. However, after becoming familiar with the capabilities of these individuals, he realized that there are always greater heights beyond the mountains and skies. Compared to them, Fang Shaoyun feels as if he is a direct disciple of SlayerBoxer, possessed by OOV

Oh please, isn't it just that there are more bare-bottomed soldiers? We'll see who ends up crossing whom. Watching Lulu play StarCraft with that gritted-teeth expression, Kay felt that what Lulu was holding wasn't an MX310, but rather a kitchen knife

In such circumstances, most girls quickly wash up and exit the battlefield. This is because usually, while they are washing, one or two people are outside watching the bathing area

Fang Shaoyun felt that he must seek an explanation from the master who had just served him the dishes

When an ordinary person has bad luck, even drinking cold water can lead to food getting stuck in their teeth. Fang Shaoyun's luck is indeed somewhat poor; as soon as he pushed aside the shredded pork with green peppers that he had spent 1.5 yuan on, he discovered a small cockroach among it.

It is important to recognize that times have changed. In this era where teams are as numerous as the stars, and where rogues and strong individuals abound, the fact that two relatively unknown teams can create such a sensation is already as extraordinary as the Jade Emperor passing gas.

Fang Shaoyun was completely speechless. Fang Shaoyun felt that having only encountered a cockroach in his third year of university was truly a blessing from heaven and a result of his ancestors' good deeds

However, it really felt quite soft just now, not painful at all. I don't even know what I bumped into. Fang Shaoyun carefully examined Lulu. She was dressed quite beautifully, but it was hard to tell where she had been hit.

While Lulu was indulging in debauchery on HF, Fang Shaoyun was participating in a football match

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We are not chickens and do not need to eat sand to aid digestion

Kay patted his chest and said, "It's all good, it's all good"

Under this vast sky, a weak woman like myself has unexpectedly fallen victim to such a rogue. Lulu felt that she could not let this wolf in human skin get away with it.

Lulu's small bag is lying on the ground. Lulu cannot believe that this brute actually dared to charge over like that

Lulu felt as if her most cherished place was being painfully struck, to the point where she wished for death. Yet this brute continued to look at her with an expression of innocence.

In fact, there isn't much that can be done, but after all, this is the place where the female students of Zhongda are most densely concentrated at this time. Just walking through here once is enough to leave many men reminiscing for a long time

I can't help but feel that what my buddy vomited after getting drunk yesterday is fresher than the vegetables I bought today

Originally, Lulu was skilled at playing the Zerg and even at handling the dogs, but upon reflecting on this statement, Lulu switched to practicing the Protoss.

Two hours before the women's bathroom opens, there is always a long line stretching two kilometers in front of the door. At this time, certain men often walk back and forth here, seeking to attract attention

Lulu's condition is quite good, and on HF, Lulu's ID is enough to make Kay sweat for several days. In Rookie Paradise 5, a fanatic with a username that could drive you crazy points wherever they go, unstoppable.

Every time at this moment, Kay always feels as if she might faint in the bathroom

Do you need to apologize

You are the one being deliberate, the road is so wide, yet you choose to come towards me

Upon opening the suggestion book of the cafeteria, Fang Shaoyun completely abandoned such thoughts

Even the members of the fanatic team felt a great sense of pride. Although Fang Shaoyun did not share this sentiment, in fact, after he truly began practicing 4V4, he even had thoughts of wanting to give up. Fang Shaoyun even questioned how, with just himself and these few people, they could have defeated Lulu's group so miserably in that match.

Today, I found three flies in my food consecutively, how exhilarating

Apologize? Why is that

Football has given Fang Shaoyun too many memories. Especially when thinking of Xiaoyu, Fang Shaoyun's heart feels as if it is experiencing a downpour.

Did you not also bump into me

The flies are not fully cooked, remember to add more MSG to the caterpillar soup

Lulu believes that the Best Actor award at the Golden Statue Awards should be given to the guy in front of her

However, Kay thinks that Lulu appears relatively ladylike when playing StarCraft. What Kay finds most intolerable is Lulu's appearance while showering in the public bathroom

Fortunately, Lulu was once again drawn to Kay's bosom. Lulu always felt that life was unfair; she was reluctant to take photos and was still so small, while no matter how many photos Kay took, she remained so voluptuous.