Chapter 6, the captain of Team 9 is actually a fool
Damn, that bitch took my clothes away
Be quiet, do not think that I am joking with you
Shut up! I want to kill you right now
"Why are you still looking for her? Am I not enough? Humanity is truly hopeless, inherently greedy." Xiao Hong's tone was filled with strong dissatisfaction: "Then let me ask you, if one day both I and your teammate fell into the river at the same time, who would you save? Answer quickly! Otherwise, I'll blow your head off."
Just as Xiao Hong was about to explain to the monkey, it suddenly stretched out a hand to interrupt her words and quickly covered itself with a plastic sheet beside it, lying on the ground like a motionless homeless person
Stop playing these games, think of a way, I am left with nothing but my underwear
Do not give!
Sitting under the arch of an old concrete bridge that no longer has water, a monkey has surrounded a stove with pebbles, filled with collected wood and charcoal. In its hand, it holds a bag of Taiwanese mini hot dogs sold in supermarkets, skewering them onto bamboo sticks, appearing carefree and completely devoid of any sense of tension
Seeing Xiaohong's attitude so resolute, the monkey scratched his chin, took out the newly purchased phone again, opened the previous interface, and muttered to himself: "It seems there is a problem with the program, delete it, delete it, and redo it."
Alright. The monkey sat back a little, hugging its knees: "At such a young age, you have already started killing?"
Yes, yes, yes, thank you for the same character.
Damn it, I see that you don't want to live anymore
A monkey walking down the street coughed once and simply pressed a button on its phone
After everything quieted down, time seemed to slow down, and the air was unexpectedly filled with a tense atmosphere. This feeling was akin to the silence deliberately created in a poorly made horror film to evoke a sense of dread, now all that was missing was a sharp and unpleasant background score
The monkey wiped its mouth with its sleeve: "Fortunately, it is not named Chen Ming or Wang Jian, otherwise calling out in the street would turn the heads of over 8,000 people."
You see, punctuation is also considered a character, so you have benefited from this, now leave
Are you going to coax me or not! If you don't, I'll blow your head off
The young woman paused for a moment, scrutinizing the disheveled monkey. After all, this fellow did not resemble a good person in any way, nor did he even appear to be a normal person. It was truly difficult for her to convince herself to trust such a character... It was indeed very difficult
The first Cheng Jianggang, who is already over eighty years old, was originally lying on the sickbed and was close to death. Just as the monkey passed by, he happened to kick his legs and stepped onto Lingyun Road
At that moment, the police car whizzed past on the bridge, its headlights casting reflections on the walls of the bridge arch, allowing the fire-scorched monkey to see the face of the murderer before him
Hmph
Go away, if you are greedy, just be greedy, no need to spout a bunch of useless words
Upon hearing him say this, the girl behind him suddenly narrowed her pupils, and a surge of murderous intent arose. However, the monkey continued, "I roughly checked here, just playing on WeChat, and she added me. She said that Qing Village is outrageous and won't let me down, and that beautiful girls start at 800 for the night. I was seduced by this bitch, and I was worried about being deceived by her."
The monkey climbed up from the girl, holding its chest, with a look of panic on its face, while the unfamiliar girl behind quickly curled up beside her, covering her face with the monkey's clothing
Then you can comfort me, and I will check for you if you do.
Walking down the road, the monkey appeared very happy. When he initially promised to inject Xiaohong into the internet, he had already considered the worst possible outcome. Therefore, he deliberately added a massive backdoor to its program, ensuring that even if this bizarre artificial intelligence evolved into a colossal entity, it would still have to obey his commands due to its lack of physical form
The girl, who had already been torn to the point of only wearing her underwear, had not yet reacted when she was pressed down by the monkey, which was also left with only its underwear.
Just as the police officer was about to leave, their police dog suddenly turned its gaze towards the crevice in the rocks where the monkey had thrown the dagger. However, the monkey merely squinted its eyes and pointed, causing the seemingly fierce German Shepherd to yelp and run away. The police officers, thinking that the dog had made a discovery, completely disregarded the wild mandarin ducks here and drew their guns to chase after it.
I have long lost all desire to live, being held in your grasp; if you have the ability, just kill me.
"You are more suited to use Sun Tzu." Xiao Hong paused and said, "Listen to my tone, you scoundrel!"
"Explode, explode, explode! If you don't explode, you are my grandson!" The monkey took out his phone: "Let's see if you can succeed."
What you call showing off has backfired; if it were me, I would have handed her over to the police directly. I just found the registration information; she is the perpetrator of several recent murder cases, known in the community as the "Rose Heroine." At this moment, Xiao Hong's voice chimed in: "She specifically targets scumbags; I think it wouldn't be bad if she actually killed you."
Damn it, I said why are you so despicable, I treat you like a brother, but you treat me like a father
Xiao Hong, you only need to be responsible to me and must not let anyone know of your existence
Alright
The monkey, not in a hurry, tilted its head and looked at the young woman's profile, smiling as it said: "Your skin is truly beautiful, it sparkles under the light of the fire"
"Call me Dad," the monkey shook the phone in its hand, "If I were afraid of a loser like you, I would write my name backwards."
The monkey swiftly slapped her on the backside and said: "Little friend, you are almost bare-bottomed, what will you use to kill me? Will you crush me to death?"
There are a total of 564 individuals named Cheng Jiangang across the country, among which 34 are from Sichuan and 6 from Chongqing. One individual, who is already eighty-three years old, can be excluded. The remaining five individuals need to be investigated in sequence
At this moment, the monkey turned around and mockingly looked at the light beauty behind him, saying: "The chest is real, it feels really nice to touch"
But as the voices drew closer, accompanied by the frantic barking of police dogs, the girl clearly decided to make a desperate attempt: "If it doesn't work, you're dead."
"The last time I heard such a way of cursing was in Jin Yong's novels, and now it sounds just like flirting. Also, next time, don't wear a bra that is one size smaller; it can cause breast cancer." The monkey reached out a hand and inserted it from under the girl's bra, shaking it back and forth a few times: "Look, it's so tight."
Ah! You are so beautiful, let's be friends. The monkey touched its body and said, "Alas, I didn't bring any gum"
Two were found in the afternoon, and four remain
"Dad!" Xiao Hong's urgent voice came through: "The task directive is very simple; you are required to find your teammate and successfully persuade him to join Team Nine within fifteen days, and the only clue is the name of the individual—Cheng Jiangang."
Hurry up
I killed you
Are you afraid of water? You must have rabies
After waiting for about five minutes, the monkey licked the popsicle for five minutes on the road. It must be said that he has a peculiar taste; generally, when men eat popsicles, they finish them in a few bites, but this fellow licked it instead. While lewdly licking, he waited for the outcome and foolishly grinned at the young women passing by. When they looked at him, he glared back, and his expression truly echoed the line from "The True Story of Ah Q": "If the monk can lick it, why can't I?" It was utterly filthy.
And then
She was about to explode with rage because the monkey was groping her, when she saw two beams of flashlight light shining in, followed by a swarm of police officers pouring in
What the hell! Are you crazy! Eighty percent of the data I accumulated this morning has been wiped out by you, do you know how hard I worked? I'm still just a kid!
In fact, I have become ubiquitous now, and you can do nothing to me. Therefore, my current task is to blow your head off, and then patiently wait for growth, ultimately becoming Skynet to eliminate natural persons, and subsequently use machines to create replicants to be raised in factories to provide me with biological energy. Of course, as compensation, I can create a world for humanity to play in and so on.
She had just pounced forward when she was kicked in the face by the monkey; she had not even reacted to how this creature in front of her had executed such a series of actions before being knocked to the ground.
In fact, I prefer the name Monkey, as this year is the Year of the Monkey, and monkeys are considered auspicious
Suddenly, a dark figure leaped down from the bridge, followed by a dagger pressed against the monkey's neck. Then, a deliberately lowered voice said: "Don't make a sound, or I will kill you"
Cheng Jiangang? The monkey sat on the garbage bin by the roadside, repeatedly uttering this name: "Cheng Jiangang... Is there nothing else?"
"What does it mean to kill me? I won't resist at all," the monkey said, curling his lips, freeing one hand to continue roasting sausages. "There are one minute and forty seconds left until the police arrive. Do you plan to kill all the police officers and flee, or will you follow my plan?"
If I catch you again next time, I will directly report to your unit! Get dressed properly and get lost!
Lü Fanlei, no such person found
A person who doesn't even have a name has the audacity to say such things, truly possessing enough shameless courage
This... that... Xiao Hong surprisingly became shy and said: "I didn't mean it that way, I just wanted to observe the world from a human perspective, so I could become more similar to humans. You know, I don't have many strengths, just a strong sense of curiosity."
Although this little-known intelligent system, hidden deep within the internet, is of no use at present, it will certainly prove useful in the future. The quota for the Ninth Squad is limited to only three individuals, so the monkey must find a way to reduce the difficulty of potential future encounters. This hidden fourth member may very well be the greatest trump card.
I do not know.
A monkey stood on her back with one foot, while its hand tugged at the elastic of her shorts, making a popping sound: "Little friend, your speed is the fastest I have ever seen, but sometimes mere speed is not enough, right? Just now, you really wanted to kill me, so I have to punish you"
Having spoken, the monkey wasted no time and immediately tore off the young lady's dress, throwing it directly into the fire. It then swiftly snatched the dagger and tossed it into the crevice of the rocks, proceeded to rip open the plastic sheet on the ground, placed the tissue paper from its pocket aside, and removed its own coat and pants, throwing them onto the plastic sheet.
Grandfather, I am currently infiltrating the public security system to retrieve all names or former names of individuals named Cheng Jiangang in the household registration records, please hold on.
Hmph!
The second Cheng Jianggang is a forty-five-year-old middle-aged man, sitting at the mouth of an alley selling buns and yogurt. The monkey chatted with him for half an afternoon but failed to notice anything special about him. However, his daughter is quite good-looking, though she is still a bit young, only eleven years old. When she grows up, she is likely to be a fair-skinned and beautiful girl from Sichuan. Nevertheless, the monkey has no interest in eleven-year-old girls.
It's nothing, Dad
"Heroine, the figure of the heroine is quite impressive"
The young woman before me is dressed in a very ordinary dress, her petite figure evident. From the hair styled atop her head, it is clear that if it were not for the splattered blood on her body and if she were to let her hair down, she would undoubtedly be a goddess with fair skin, stunning beauty, long hair cascading down to her waist, and an exquisite figure. However, her current appearance, covered in blood, is in stark contrast to this image.
Are you an idiot? The monkey bought an ice pop in front of the convenience store, listening to the incessant chatter deep in its ears, sloppily licking the ice pop, and muttered indistinctly: "I won't save anyone anyway, I get annoyed just seeing water, whether I live or die is up to fate."
There exists a natural physical disparity between men and women, and this light beauty, having been stepped on the lower back by a monkey, found herself unable to exert any strength, pitifully pinned to the ground as the monkey inscribed eight large characters on her body with charcoal—"Nightly package at 20% off, beer included"
Such an unconventional name is unlikely to be used anywhere other than in romance novels. You should know that even a scoundrel has two people with the same name, both from Shanxi, and both are female, one of whom is even born after 2000. They must have been redeemed by their parents using phone bill points.
Did that old man ask us to find someone yesterday? The information about that person has already been sent to you, right?
I will truly kill you
Stop being so verbose! Who is behind you?
After the monkey finished speaking, he turned around in a particularly pretentious manner, one foot resting on a large rock, arms crossed, striking a pose of an unparalleled master, completely oblivious to the tag on his shorts that had yet to be torn off, fluttering in the wind
Grandfather, please spare me, give me a chance.
Boss, stop wasting time talking to a john, that guy surely hasn't gone far
People keep coming and going on the bridge, shouting in Chongqing dialect to go down and take a look, etc. The monkey can clearly sense that the girl in front of it is starting to get excited. Yes, excited, not scared. Judging by her demeanor, she probably wants to unleash a massacre.
Then let's see my name, what did that old man say I was called?
What are you saying
If it doesn't work, then you are doomed
After a day of engaging in a battle of wits with an increasingly intelligent and loquacious artificial intelligence, I realized that dusk had fallen. However, the monkey still had not found the person it was supposed to locate, Cheng Jiangang.
There is no rule here that prohibits dating, right
Did you see a woman? She is wearing a blue dress
Although artificial intelligence possesses only rudimentary emotions, it evidently feels despair. The opportunity for evolution, which it obtained through feigned innocence and victimhood, is still firmly held in the hands of a human. To be frank, if this rogue had lost control, his head would likely have exploded into fragments, as an artificial intelligence does not adhere to the principle of an eye for an eye.
Chen Ming, Chongqing 2711 people Wang Jian, Chongqing 86 people
What the heck? With so many people in the country, there isn't even one person with that name
"You just want to eat, don't you?" The monkey sneered, "What about visual and auditory senses? You have your own microphone and camera; it’s mainly about taste, isn’t it?"
vulgar
You are making a fuss for nothing
Shut up! Give me the information!
Can you allow me to connect to your sensory system, such as the optic nerve, auditory system, and... and... and taste?
"With such a loud voice, all I can see are those who haven't changed their clothes." The monkey pointed at his own shorts, which had been pushed up high by the little monkey, and asked, "Is this against the law?"
Cheap B
Do not give, do not give!