Chapter 1: The Sorrow of the Lotus
Ah, how frustrating! I have spent two days and two nights collecting stones, and after at least ten attempts, the Dragon King Boots still haven't reached +11. I really don't want to play anymore. The thin guy lit a cigarette, took a deep drag, and complained to the fat guy. His name is Jia Zhengdao, a senior student, of average appearance, average height, and his academic performance is also just average. Jia Zhengdao's life is like a history of video games, from the 1980s Famicom, to 1990s PC games, and now to online games; he can be considered a prominent figure in this field. Recently, Jia Zhengdao has been battling in the popular online game MU.
The service at the Lotus Soup Bathhouse was indeed attentive. After settling the bill, Jia Zhengdao put on his polished leather shoes, assumed a scholarly expression (a face that many university students like to adopt, signifying their naivety and innocence), and stepped out of the Lotus Soup Bathhouse.
After hastily taking a shower, Jia Zhengdao and Liu Xu went up to the second floor and found a nearby bed to lie down on
What can happen when a prostitute encounters a university student? Most women in the lotus soup profession have over 5 years of experience, while the male students at HG Academy are no pushovers. A senior at HG Academy once said, "After four years at HG Academy, even Tang Seng would master the 36 techniques of the prostitute's heart!" "If you haven't watched over 100 adult films, don't claim to be from HG when you go out!" Therefore, if a prostitute encounters a senior male student from HG Academy, she may have a slight edge in technique, but in theory, she is definitely at a disadvantage by more than just a little.
The so-called massage actually refers to a general term for Hong Kong-style, Thai-style, and oil massage. "Big work" means engaging in serious and direct activities, but it is often expressed more subtly by novices (modern gigolos)
"Did I not tell you earlier? Take it easy. Damn, look what happened this time," Jia Zhengdao complained.
"You go and talk to them? I can't afford to lose face." Jia Zhengdao shot a glance at Liu Xu, pondered for a moment, and said, "Actually, there is a way."
In desperation, Jia Zhengdao covered his ears and pulled the blanket over himself, yet he tossed and turned, unable to fall asleep
"Come on, your taste is questionable if you pretend to be serious." Liu Xu displayed an expression of someone who finds it hard to find a kindred spirit
Do not dawdle, quickly tell me what to do
"Nonsense, it's rare for you to pretend to be serious and invite me over, so I should make the most of it," Liu Xu wiped the sweat from her brow and said with a proud smile.
Um, find me another one, whiter and more tender
The Lotus Soup Bathing Center is a two-story small building. The first floor is not much different from an ordinary bathhouse, while the second floor serves as a lounge. Although referred to as a lounge, it is merely a slightly larger room furnished with a dozen single beds and a broken television. The only highlight is the few alluringly dressed young women lingering between the beds, which adds some interest. However, despite its simplicity, it is quite affordable, making it very suitable for students' consumption needs, indicating that the owner has conducted thorough market research. The only highlight is the few alluringly dressed young women lingering between the beds, which adds some interest. However, despite its simplicity, it is quite affordable, making it very suitable for students' consumption needs, indicating that the owner has conducted thorough market research.
So... what should we do? This is about soliciting a high-priced escort? Liu Xu was also momentarily stunned
"Come on, what money should I bring if you're treating?" Seeing Jia Zhengdao's expression growing increasingly unpleasant, Liu Xu quickly added, "There should be some change, maybe a few dozen yuan."
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Please pay attention to the special program "The National Football Team Washing Their Feet by the River" that will be broadcast tonight on "Scientific Exploration"
You are just too extreme, insisting on having everything at +11. Your current equipment's defense is not bad either, so why are you wasting your time?" The chubby guy mumbled as he inserted a CD of Gigi Leung into his laptop. The chubby guy's name is Liu Xu, and he comes from a wealthy family. He was originally a promising young man with aspirations to study abroad, but unfortunately, he gave up his bright future for a woman and now spends his days aimlessly playing online games with Jia Zhengdao.
In the sky, blood and lotus soup bathing center's consumption and - images - scrolls soar and dance together
At HG College in City S, in male dormitory room 456-7, two middle-aged young men, one plump and one thin, both with sallow complexions and swollen eyelids, are sighing heavily.
"I don't want to think about it right now, but I will have to later," replied Liu Xu, panting heavily and sweating profusely. This is the downside of being overweight; one tends to sweat excessively no matter what they do.
"Come on, didn't you say you would treat me today? Or will you treat me instead?" Jia Zhengdao said impatiently
"You have said that more than 20 times, you hypocritical fatso!" Jia Zhengdao inwardly despised Liu Xu for a moment, and then turned to watch television.
The mysterious deaths of aquatic life in the river, the emergence of strange illnesses among downstream residents, and the continuous mutations of riverside plants—are these due to residual pesticides or a biochemical attack
Where there are universities, there are living towns, and where there are living towns, one cannot miss the rows of sauna rooms. Sauna rooms are indeed a good place; many male students nearing graduation enjoy coming here to unwind, euphemistically termed as "relieving employment pressure." In addition to the male students, there are also many flamboyantly dressed female university students who come here to earn some money for cosmetics, and of course, their slogans are equally resounding: "employment internship"
TAXI! Bang!
"What is A? I can still afford this little amount of money, let's go." Jia Zhengdao curled his lips and bent down to jump down from the upper bunk
"Hey, you seem to be enjoying it quite a bit," Jia Zhengdao whispered into Liu Xu's ear, "Take it easy; I only have a little over 500 yuan with me"
There exists a phenomenon in this world known as "the turtle gazing at the mung bean."
Walking on the main road, Jia Zhengdao kept his gaze straight ahead, exuding an air of righteousness. He did not glance at the bathhouses on either side, wearing a proud expression that conveyed his status as a university student
This time it's a disaster! I only have a little over 500 in my pocket," Jia Zhengdao said, rubbing his head vigorously and grimacing.
Under the dim light, a young man with dyed yellow hair approached with light, delicate steps, wearing a mischievous grin as he asked, "Two brothers, would you prefer a massage or a more vigorous activity?"
I call this the pursuit of perfection, looking so handsome in my outfit + 11! Love Saint, I see you have gathered so many stones, but they are of no use. Why not support your buddy instead, what do you think?" said Jia Zhengdao. Liu Xu, nicknamed Love Saint, has moved the entire campus with his spirit of relentless pursuit of a single flower over the past four years, despite repeated failures, which is why all the beasts in the dormitory building respectfully refer to him as the Love Saint of a generation
What can those beasts do? They must be out drinking, playing mahjong, and enjoying themselves without a care in the world said Liu Xu disdainfully
Jia Zhengdao lit a cigarette, took a puff to refresh himself, and said, "I was a bit dazed just now. Actually, if we calculate it, the two of us only spent about 700 or 800 yuan, so the shortfall isn't too significant. Therefore, I will go out first, then take a taxi back to school to get some money and return to settle the bill for you. This place is open twenty-four hours, so you can pretend to be sleeping here, and no one will come to urge you."
"Rest assured, you won't wake me no matter who calls me." Liu Xu waved her hand
Jia Zhengdao closed his computer, stretched lazily, and said, "It's past five o'clock, let's go. The two of us should also enjoy ourselves a bit."
Damn it, so loud, is it possible to live? Xiaobai
"What are you doing here?" Jia Zhengdao suddenly had a foreboding feeling.
You have many ideas, quickly think of a solution! Otherwise, we could tell them that we will owe them this time and come back to repay after we get the money tomorrow, " Liu Xu urged anxiously
"Why isn't it working? That's all money! However, between the two of us, as long as you can give me a tip to get Xiao Kai to be with me, I'll give you my entire fortune." Liu Xu said while swaying his head and listening to music.
"So, do you have any advice for me? Have I not done enough in these four years? You are nothing but a hopeless case, what good is Lu Jikai? Although our HG Academy is filled with faded flowers, there are many who are far better than her. What’s the point of pining after a single flower all day?" Whenever this woman is mentioned, Jia Zhengdao becomes furious. This woman, ranked 33rd in the department's beauty list, among a total of 34 girls, has caused endless trouble for Jia Zhengdao and his dormitory. To help Liu Xu pursue her, the guys in the dormitory have wasted countless drinks, fought unnecessary fights, and spent an outrageous amount of money, the extent of which is beyond measure!
Why are you going back
No problem, I will definitely find the best for the two brothers here. After saying this, Xiao Bai happily went to the bar to make a phone call
"Go ahead, just wait, remember to pretend to be asleep," Jia Zhengdao said as he mentioned the paper underwear and went downstairs
At HG Academy, there is an abundance of talented individuals, including those who have indulged in the services of high-class escorts. The tragic experiences of Jia Zhengdao and others are still vividly remembered.
"Will you treat? Or should we go Dutch?" Liu Xu asked
How is it going, buddy? Do you still want Xiao Kai?" Jia Zhengdao said with a laugh while smoking a post-coital cigarette
You do not understand, our school has quite a few beautiful girls, but there is only one like Liang Yongqi, the only one. As soon as Lu Jikai is mentioned, Liu Xu's spirits are lifted.
Before long, two women dressed provocatively approached, sweetly and flirtatiously pouring compliments on the two men. Dazed from drinking, Jia Zhengdao and his companion did not clearly see the women's faces; they only noticed four long, fair legs swaying in front of them. Without having time to react, they confusedly followed the women into a row of small wooden cabins behind the lounge.
"How unfortunate. By the way, what have the boss and the others been up to?" Jia Zhengdao shifted the topic. Yesterday, he had spent the night with Liu Xu and returned to sleep for an entire day
"Come here." Jia Zhengdao pulled Liu Xu into the hall, whispering, "How much money do you have on you?"
"Cut it out, do you think I am like you? If it weren't for your coercion, I wouldn't come to a place like this. I only love Xiao Kai." Liu Xu turned her head away and pretended to doze off
The leader of the dormitory, Jia Zhengdao, is surnamed Huang, and he is quite yellow in demeanor. Additionally, being from Foshan, Guangdong, he is affectionately referred to as "Master Huang." A phrase he often has on his lips is, "I have lived my whole life for these two lumps in my pants!" Under Master Huang's leadership, the conduct of the six members in Jia Zhengdao's dormitory can only be described as unrestrained and uninhibited.
Watching television is so unlucky! Seeing this segment on the broadcast, Jia Zhengdao couldn't help but recall a dish from tonight's drinking session—stinky tofu stewed with pig's trotters. The beer and liquor in his stomach began to rise involuntarily. He wanted to ask Xiaobai to change the channel, but the television in the lounge was communal, and one couldn't simply decide to change it alone.
A cigarette lasts half a day; a bottle of wine lasts half a night. When Jia Zhengdao, devoted and tireless, finally emerged, he happened to encounter Liu Xu, who was equally drenched in sweat
Elder brother, what is the matter
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"What does it resemble? An eagle's hooked nose and a toad's mouth, plus two ringed legs. If one must insist, it might be said that it resembles the space between the legs." Jia Zhengdao shook his head; he did not wish to get entangled with Liu Xu over this issue. Discussing the merits of green beans with a turtle might be a form of happiness, but engaging in such a discussion with a turtle was a form of suffering.
Find two attractive points to give our brothers a massage first," Jia Zhengdao said as he took out a newly bought pack of Hongmao cigarettes, handing one to Xiaobai, "Here, have a smoke." Xiaobai is someone you cannot offend; otherwise, he might set a trap for you behind your back. It's hard to discern beauty or ugliness in such dim lighting, especially with a figure as alluring as Sister Furong.
What happened? Ah! Is it only over 500 yuan? Liu Xu finally realized the seriousness of the issue
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At 11 PM, the intoxicated Jia Zhengdao, reeking of alcohol, stumbled into the "Lotus Soup" bathing center, accompanied by the equally unsteady Liu Xu.
The wealthier a person is, the more stingy they tend to be. Liu Xu thought for a moment, steeled her heart, and said, "I won't compete with you anymore, just remember to come back quickly and take me out, damn it."
Lotus Soup Bath Center Rest Hall, the drifting willow catkins in a light slumber: "It's been over two hours, why hasn't the pretender returned yet"
The transformation from massage to a larger endeavor often occurs naturally. After completing a transaction of 150 yuan in one hour, Jia Zhengdao and Liu Xu stumbled out, then collapsed onto the bed like two dead dogs