Chapter 10, Zombies
Gao Xiaowei suddenly said in a sly manner: "You don't mean to say that you want to sleep with my sister Qian, do you?"
I sniffed hard: "Why didn't I feel anything?"
I exclaimed in shock, "No!"
Xiao Qian said: "Such things have a very short lifespan; as long as there is no flesh and blood to sustain them, they are sure to die within two days!"
Jin Chengwu finished his meal and took out a laptop from the bag he brought. He opened it and, upon seeing the network connection, exclaimed in surprise: "Oh, it still has wireless internet."
He remained silent until he spoke, at which point the zombie lunged forward suddenly.
I let out a sigh
Old Wu said: "The changes in this place have occurred in the past couple of days. I believe it is related to your being struck by lightning. That lightning was not ordinary; it opened a rift between heaven and earth, allowing spiritual energy to leak out from this location, precisely near your hotel"
Gao Xiaowei added Jin Chengwu's account and read his signature: "I really dislike Hou Yi and such things."
Before I could finish my sentence, Lao Wu shouted, "Xiao Long is back; he is not human!"
Gao Xiaowei extinguished the cigarette and said impatiently, "Well, we can't possibly go to sleep this early, can we?"
Gao Xiaowei was even more surprised than her: "Why can't girls drink?" She took out a cigarette from her bag and lit it, "What men can do, we can do too!"
Xiao Qian said: "What is there that cannot be done?"
At that moment, the zombie suddenly lunged forward. Jin Chengwu pushed me aside and pressed his crimson right hand against the zombie's chest. With a scream, the zombie was engulfed in dazzling flames and, in an instant, turned to ashes
I : `` ... ... ''
Xiao Qian also said: "I have seen such zombies in the mountains, they are different from me; their souls have already vanished, leaving only a shell. Upon sensing any vitality, they will pounce and bite incessantly."
In short, it just won't work! These two people living together, one smokes and nearly chokes the other to death, and then the other scares this one to death—have you ever seen a little delinquent running around with no legs?
Hmm? Old Wu opened his eyes, appearing somewhat uneasy
The zombie seemed to sense the extraordinary pressure in front of it, hesitatingly coming to a stop.
Jin Cheng Martial Arts: "Because you are not a practitioner of the Way."
Old Wu sighed, "Cultivation is becoming increasingly difficult."
As night gradually deepened, Old Wu was the first to step out of the house, sitting on the steps outside. He was soon followed by Jin Chengwu, and the two sat side by side, looking up at the moon in the sky. After finishing tidying up the table, Xiao Qian also came out and sat down a short distance away from the two, resting her chin on her hand and gazing up at the sky.
Jin Cheng Martial Arts: "But it is not as good as those years; back then, any random place was better than this."
Jin Chengwu addressed the zombie: "Brother, let us not interfere with each other; please return the way you came."
Jin Chengwu exclaimed in astonishment, "I am not a post-80s generation person"
Jin Chengwu laughed heartily and said: "The post-90s generation is truly vigorous."
I couldn't help but ask, "What are you talking about?"
What one fears will come to pass, how do you suggest I speak to her? In a moment of inspiration, I exclaimed loudly: "Oh, it's nothing, this guy is lost." As I said this, I grabbed Jin Chengwu's right arm and forcefully pointed north, pretending to say: "You should ask for the train station over there, go that way towards the library!"
I : `` ... ... ''
I have already stood up and walked briskly towards the person. By the light of the moon, I could vaguely see that the newcomer had a somewhat strange gait; he walked very slowly, stumbling and swaying from side to side, his legs moving in an odd circular motion, his chest contracted, while his head hung down towards his chest
I wondered: "Do you still have QQ?"
Xiao Qian also said: "The Republic of China was not as good as the Qing Dynasty."
Gao Xiaowei confidently stated: "What’s there to be afraid of even if we sleep together? You are a lonely man and a lonely woman; are you really going to hide in the room and masturbate?"
The zombie's head also turned to look in the direction I was pointing at
Are you perhaps born in the 1970s
Jin Chengwu scratched his head and said: "I am from around the year before the Common Era..."
Jin Cheng Wudao: "The lack of spiritual energy on Earth is also related to the excessive frequency of human activities, so what you say may not be entirely incorrect. In any case, we should be grateful to you"
I waved my hand and said, "What's wrong? Don't mess up my business." I strode over, extending my hands with enthusiasm from about ten meters away, saying, "Hey buddy, come stay at my place! Please come in, I have food and drinks, and you can take a shower. It's 100 a day with an 85% discount..." However, the other party showed no reaction, continuing to walk with a sway, his head resting on his shoulders, and his hands hanging down in front of his abdomen. "Hey buddy, come stay at my place! Please come in, I have food and drinks, and you can take a shower. It's 100 a day with an 85% discount..." But still, there was no response; he continued to walk with a sway, his head resting on his shoulders, and his hands hanging down in front of his abdomen. At this point, I could clearly see his attire. He was wearing a tattered, hole-ridden top, and the lower part had several strips of rag hanging down, vaguely resembling an old-fashioned robe. I was taken aback for a moment, but adhering to the principle that the customer is always right, I forced a smile and said, "Oh, did you fall or have a car accident? Do you need me to help you call the police..."
I sat on the steps beneath them, holding a cigarette, and followed their gaze; in the sky, there was only a hazy moon.
After dark, Gao Xiaowei left the computer and stretched, saying: "Sister Qian, let's go out for a drink, my treat."
I was filled with trepidation and asked, "What should we do next?"
I exclaimed in shock! I was almost scared out of my wits, but I must say, I am Long Yangyang. Although I do not concern myself with the disputes of the martial world, I have not been spared from the various encirclements by my father's rivals. From a young age, I have developed the remarkable ability to remain calm in the face of danger. At a critical moment, I pushed off the ground with my toes and twisted my waist: "Hi!" I executed a beautiful backflip, but unfortunately, it was only half successful—my feet went up, but the back of my head came crashing down towards the ground. Fortunately, Jin Chengwu, who rushed to my aid, caught me just in time, while Old Wu and Xiao Qian stood guard on either side in front of us.
Gao Xiaowei pouted, threw down the bowl, and ran off to play on the computer
Xiao Qian said: "It's quite delicious."
I: "Uh, I cannot explain clearly about woody plants to you."
Gao Xiaowei said: "What are you laughing at? Aren't you 80s kids the same?"
Old Wu said: "How about I plant some vegetables for you tomorrow"
I said: "Then why didn't you come before?"
Why is that
Xiao Qian blushed and said, "Xiao Wei, what nonsense are you talking about?"
I sat for a while, feeling quite bored, and was just about to head back when I suddenly noticed a figure in the distance seemingly walking this way. My eyes lit up as I said, "Someone must be coming to stay!" It was already so late, and there were no other places nearby to go; this person was most likely here to seek accommodation.
Old Wu said: "Do you know why we all came to you without prior arrangement? It is because https://www.hetushu.com allows you to absorb the essence of the sun and moon more effectively than anywhere else"
Lao Wu quietly explained to me: "Hou Yi is the one who shot down the suns, and the three-legged golden crow is the messenger of the sun, which is why Jin Chengwu does not like him"
Ah! As I turned, I had already hidden behind Jin Chengwu, calling out in confusion: "What is this thing?"
Then he rushed to Xiao Wei and said: "Beautiful girl, what is your QQ number? I want to add you to steal vegetables."
Jin Chengwu smiled and said, "You underestimate me; I still have MSN."
I said with a smile: "How about I ask your mother for you?"
I said: "Do you mean we should just ignore it and hide away until it starves to death on its own?"
This time it was Old Wu who asked me: "What does 'playing with oneself' mean?"
Old Wu was the first to speak: "This place is truly abundant in spiritual energy"
Old Wu said: "Be careful not to get bitten by him, otherwise your cultivation will suffer greatly." He added, "Old Jin need not reason with him; zombies do not understand human language."
The zombie lunged twice and then stood still, its terrifying head slightly turning as if trying to discern the direction of the attack
That thing missed its strike and bared its teeth at us in a show of defiance. This time I saw clearly that it was wearing a small round hat like those worn by wealthy landlords of the past. Its complexion was pale and ashen, and the skin around its eyelids had deeply shriveled, revealing two distinctly black and white eyeballs. The most terrifying part was that the exposed flesh on its body was corroded in patches, and maggots continuously fell from it as it moved.
But it was already too late; the creature across from me seemed to have caught the scent emanating from my body. Suddenly, it raised its hands and lunged towards me. As I looked up, I saw its pale, greenish face and two snow-white front teeth
Jin Chengwu removed the glove from his right hand and faced the zombie, saying: "Buddy, I don't want to hurt you, but you cannot move forward any longer; otherwise, you will bear the consequences!"
Xiao Qian exclaimed, "How can a girl drink alcohol?"
After the noodles were prepared, Xiao Qian sniffed them one strand at a time, while Jin Chengwu devoured them ravenously. Gao Xiaowei took two bites and then threw the bowl away: "Long Yangyang, is this all you have? Look at my sister Xiao Qian, she can't eat a single bite."
Jin Chengwu suddenly said: "Wait a moment, this person seems off!"
I exclaimed, "Have we pierced the ozone layer?"
In the darkness of the night, Jin Chengwu's right hand radiated endless heat and light, causing the zombie to instinctively take a few steps back. Jin Chengwu was overjoyed: "Yes, yes, retreat." He extended his hand forward, and the zombie stepped back. At that moment, a window on the second floor opened, and Gao Xiaowei leaned out, loudly asking: "Long Yangyang, what are you playing?"
Gao Xiaowei immediately became sullen and said with a stern face, "Then I will sleep with Sister Xiaoqian tonight"
I broke down and said: "How will Xiaowei respond when she sees you tomorrow?"
Old Wu held his breath and said: "It is a zombie!"
Gao Xiaowei ultimately took a room card by herself and ran back to her room to watch television
Xiao Qian has stopped speaking
I exclaimed, "Still a drunkard." In this desolate wilderness, if he drank too much, he had no other choice but to spend the night outside.
Xiao Qian began to cough violently; her exposure to secondhand smoke is more harmful than that of others
Three people sat on the steps, none of them spoke any further, greedily inhaling the air, slowly breathing in and out. Every little while, they would ecstatically exhale a breath of stale air, resembling three addicts indulging in their fix.
Oh. Gao Xiaowei retracted her head and finally said: "Your hand-shaped glow stick is quite bright"