Chapter 1: The Troubled Student Enters the Three Kingdoms

X Province, X City, X County, X No. X Middle School, Class 5 of the third year of high school, student Kang Peng, aged eighteen, suddenly died during class. The autopsy revealed no abnormalities, and the cause of death remains unknown

A warrior kicked the young girl and said, "Shut up! How dare you offend the Chancellor, a crime deserving of a thousand deaths"

Kang Peng realized that if he did not speak up, the young girl would be doomed. Although Kang Peng was completely bewildered, he still shouted, "Stop, let her go"

A warrior knelt before Kang Peng and said, "I report to the Chancellor, the eighteen warlords are challenging us at Hulao Pass. Colonel Li Ru has sent me to request the Chancellor to discuss strategies."

These two warriors have struck it rich, and the figure before them is not the ruthless Dong Zhuo, known for his mercilessness, but rather Kang Peng, who hails from the twenty-first century and has received socialist education (though he barely passed any subjects) and has been influenced by the principles of "Five Talks and Four Beauties" (which he has largely failed to adhere to). Kang Peng was in a daze for a long time, finally accepting this harsh reality. Like the protagonist in a fantasy novel, he resolved to change the future, to shake his mighty frame, and... countless foolish heroes and champions would bow to him (though given Dong's character, this might be somewhat difficult), aiming to unify the world and recreate the grandeur of the Han and Tang dynasties (though it seems the Tang dynasty has yet to exist)...

Kang Peng was at a loss for words. As for the sudden transformation into Dong Zhuo, he could still accept it. In the past, when he spent the night in an internet café and grew tired of online games, he occasionally read a few alternate history novels and fantasized about how he would act if he returned to ancient times. However, to suddenly become Dong Zhuo after dozing off in class, to become that Dong Zhuo who was hated by heaven and man, and whose body had no place to be buried, was something Kang Peng absolutely could not imagine. Moreover, looking at his now sagging skin, he appeared to be at least forty years old, while he was only seventeen! It felt as if he had lost more than twenty years of his life! The worst part was that the coalition against Dong had already launched an attack on Hulao Pass. Although he could barely survive for another two years by exploiting the conflicts among the warlords, in two years, he would be killed by his own adopted son! It's over; my youth has vanished, and my life is nearing its end.

I am asking what my name is

Boring school, boring Class 5 of the third year, boring English class, and even more boring is a certain student who is sleeping. For this student, since it is the foreigner's bird language, why should Chinese students learn it? Even if the English exam score is a single digit, they still wouldn't study! ... If the English teacher were beautiful, perhaps this student would be a bit more spirited, like that female chemistry teacher who just graduated from university. Unfortunately, this English teacher is a prime example of a dinosaur in her fifties or sixties, so... sleeping. If the English teacher were beautiful, perhaps this student would be a bit more spirited, like that female chemistry teacher who just graduated from university. Unfortunately, this English teacher is a prime example of a dinosaur in her fifties or sixties, so... sleeping.

The two warriors clearly misunderstood Kang Peng's intentions, rushing over to grab the young girl and drag her outside. The girl was also terrified, crying out, "Spare me, Chancellor, spare me!"

Suddenly, Kang Peng realized something was wrong! He was sleeping in class, but how did he end up lying in bed? Moreover, he was in an antique room, and why did his arms look thicker than his waist? Also, something felt off beneath him, as if he was pressing down on something soft. Kang Peng looked down and was shocked to see how fat he had become! Just by looking at the fat on his body, he estimated his weight to be at least 150 kilograms! And the most unbelievable part was that he was lying on top of a petite, naked girl!

Kang Peng is still sleeping, and his deskmate nudged him again, "Kang Peng, class is over, let's go play football."

... ...

This time, Kang Peng's deskmate pushed with considerable force, causing Kang Peng to slowly slide off the bench and lie on the ground, yet he still did not wake up

I command you to speak, speak quickly

The long-awaited school bell finally rang reluctantly, and the students let out a sigh of relief, as they could enjoy ten minutes of outdoor time. Although it was only ten minutes, it was already quite precious in this school that operated from 7 AM to 10 PM. The exceptional dinosaur English teacher also breathed a sigh of relief, as the notoriously troublesome student had been sleeping throughout the class, making this lesson relatively smooth.

Kang Peng suddenly shouted, "Who are you?" Only after he shouted did he realize that his own voice had also become as rough and unpleasant as a broken gong.

The student who is notoriously disliked among the teachers is still asleep; although he is not favored by the teachers, he is quite popular among his classmates (limited to boys). Therefore, his deskmate nudges him, "Kang Peng, Kang Peng, class is over."

The Prime Minister, esteemed by the name Dong Zhuo, styled Zhongying

Dong Zhuo! Kang Peng felt as if the world was spinning, believing he had become Dong Zhuo! The Three Kingdoms! He had arrived in the Three Kingdoms period and had transformed into the most notorious villain, Dong Zhuo! Heaven, are you playing tricks on me?

The subordinate does not dare to mention the name of the Chancellor

At this point, Kang Peng was even more confused. It seemed that the Prime Minister was referring to himself. What exactly were the Eighteen Lords? Wait a minute, the Eighteen Lords? Hulao Pass? Li Ru? Suddenly, Kang Peng thought of something and touched his face, which was covered with a thick stubble! With a heart full of fear, Kang Peng asked, "Who do you say I am?"

Reactions to Kang Peng's sudden death: Male student: "It's a bit of a pity, no one will bring 'Flower | Flower | Gongzi' to the classroom anymore." Female student: "Finally, no one is bothering me anymore!" The teachers cheered, "Finally, there is one less delinquent student!" "No one will incite classmates to strike anymore!" The young and beautiful female chemistry teacher, whom Kang Peng cared about, was the most emotional, even crying, "Oh, from now on I can wear skirts to class without worry..." "Finally, there is one less delinquent student!" "No one will incite classmates to strike anymore!" The young and beautiful female chemistry teacher, whom Kang Peng cared about, was the most emotional, even crying, "Oh, from now on I can wear skirts to class without worry..."

Kang Peng's deskmate was taken aback and jokingly placed his finger under Kang Peng's nose, asking, "Is he dead?" Suddenly, Kang Peng's deskmate's face turned pale as he realized that Kang Peng was not breathing at all! "Kang Peng! Kang Peng..."

Although the two warriors noticed that Kang Peng remained silent for a long time, they did not dare to remind him. It is well known that the Prime Minister has a bad temper. ... A careless mistake could lead to losing one's head, which would already be considered fortunate; if luck runs out, the entire family, including nine generations, would suffer the consequences.

The two warriors exchanged a bewildered glance and replied in unison: "The Chancellor of the Great Han!"

Kang Peng comfortably stretched and yawned, feeling the drowsiness of winter, the fatigue of autumn, and the drowsiness of summer, while a moment of spring sleep is worth a thousand gold coins (not to mention dreaming of beautiful girls), after all, sleeping is the most comfortable!

Kang Peng was confused, who is the Prime Minister calling? Who are these two warriors? They are dressed just like people from ancient times, could it be that they are filming a movie? At this moment, the young girl was also awakened, and only then did Kang Peng see clearly that the girl's appearance was quite good, around fifteen or sixteen years old, with willow-shaped eyebrows and apricot eyes, her skin was white, tender, and smooth, a standard beauty. However, her eyes were red and swollen, as if she had just been crying.

The two warriors immediately released their grip and replied in unison, "Yes." The young girl, having escaped great peril, knelt on the ground and wept loudly

... ...

Before Kang Peng could continue to be surprised, the door was immediately pushed open, and two fully armored warriors rushed in, "Chancellor, is there something the matter?"

What left Kang Peng speechless was that he himself was also not wearing any clothes, and the girl had a pool of fresh blood beneath her. Without needing to say anything, Kang Peng already knew what had just happened. He pointed at the girl, "You, you..." but he couldn't utter a single word for a long time.