Chapter 6: The Monstrous Lin Wei

Come, brother, you squat in this pit, this pit is clean...!

"What do you want me to come out for, you idiot?" the young man asked Lin Wei with a sidelong glance.

"You've gotten yourself into a bit of a mess, haven't you? Can't move, can you? Don't worry, your brother Lin has some fun in store for you..." Lin Wei licked his lips, then calmly turned around and pulled out a whole box of firecrackers from the innermost pit of the restroom, including 100,000 loud 'Dadi Hong', 'Malaizi', 'Shuangxiang', 'Dazihua', and other fearsome devices.

Good, let's talk when we meet

"Come on, seventy thousand yuan is only enough to buy a truck bed... Didn't I tell you? They won't sell for less than two hundred seventy thousand." Zhang Xiaole was speechless

Look, look! Zhang Xiaole curiously stood on tiptoe and peered through the ventilation hole from outside the restroom.

"How are we getting there? Are we going on foot?" Zhang Xiaole asked Lin Jun while lighting a cigarette and blinking.

Come on, Tuo Ge, have a smoke...! Lin Wei put down the small round bucket, unbuckled his belt, and called out to Tuo Ge, saying: "Brother, my family situation is not good, so I have prepared three thousand yuan for you. My friend will bring it over shortly, and we can consider this matter settled, alright?"

Before the phone could even be dialed, Lin Wei came running from a distance, with a small round barrel tucked under his left armpit, the contents of which were not discernible

... ...

"Hehe, what the hell, little brother, whose leggings are you wearing?" Zhang Xiaole glanced at Lin Wei and, seeing him in those slim-fitting leggings, was instantly taken aback.

What do you want to do?" Brother Tuo was taken aback

Oh no...! Tuo Ge was taken aback and was about to get up, but suddenly realized that his feet were unable to move

"Agreed." Lin Jun replied and then hung up the phone. He subsequently sent the address to Zhang Xiao Le and took a taxi to rush to a position.

... ...

This young man appears to be no more than twenty years old, yet he stands at a height of over 1.85 meters and weighs at least 170 pounds. He carries a school uniform over his shoulder and wears a large gold chain around his neck. At first glance, one would feel that this child comes from a well-off family, while the slender Lin Wei beside him looks like a child from kindergarten.

Standing in the morning sunlight, Lin Jun wiped his body while getting in touch with his best friend Zhang Xiao Le. After chatting for a few moments on the phone, Lin Jun got straight to the point.

Lin Wei, I curse your mother, you shot my basket with a cannon... your mother is a chicken leg, don't let me catch you...! Brother Tuo doesn't care whether his butt is dirty, covering his crotch with both hands, shouting loudly.

You don't need to worry about it, I will go borrow a car, and I will give you the address shortly, you can come over

"This is Yu Liang, my buddy, who deals in mobile phone cards in the big world," Zhang Xiaole casually introduced his friend.

Lin Jun saw his younger brother bringing people over and opened his mouth to speak, but Lin Wei secretly gave him a glance, and immediately Lin Jun fell silent

It is not possible either, they all call me 'Taiping Nuclear Aircraft Carrier', the name may not be well-known, but the power is absolutely impressive. Lin Wei said very modestly, staring with his ignorant little eyes.

Lin Wei, you motherf***er... I curse your grandmother!! Brother Tuo shouted with a heart-wrenching cry

"Brother, I have something to attend to shortly and need a car. Could you lend me one?" Lin Jun asked while descending the stairs.

"What the hell do you mean? Damn it, she was the one who主动 asked me to book a room, it’s not like I wanted you to be a fool. Why are you cursing me behind my back?" Tuo Ge questioned with an unfriendly tone

Remember, it is best not to provoke me. When I go crazy, I will even defecate and eat it myself! Damn!" Lin Wei cursed, turned around, and walked away gracefully

"I brought the money, let's go," said the toilet. Lin Wei pulled Tuoge and walked to the entrance of the public restroom

The two parties meet

I will call my younger brother, the car he borrowed." Lin Jun said as he took out his mobile phone

At 11:20, before school ended at Yizhi, Lin Jun, Zhang Xiaole, and Yu Liang were standing at the entrance of the public restroom outside Yizhi, smoking while they saw Lin Wei approaching with a very burly young man.

At this point, the two hung up the phone. Lin Jun hastily put on a short-sleeved T-shirt, shaved his beard, and while dialing Lin Wei's mobile phone, he stepped out.

Brother, how come you are so impressive? No one at school dares to mess with you..." Lin Wei said as he finished first, while wiping himself.

Where is the car?" Lin Jun saw him running over and immediately shouted with his neck stretched out.

... Brother Tuo, I truly did not insult you. You mentioned a woman; who isn't sleeping with someone? I don't need to, isn't she just idling around? Today, I called you out just to say that I have no other intentions. Also, don't keep calling your big brother, carrying a knife around every day, looking for trouble with me. I really can't handle you..." Lin Wei replied very fittingly.

"Hey, are you a social person?" Zhang Xiaole found Lin Wei quite interesting and teasingly asked.

... ...

Crackling!

"Don't be rude, call him Brother Le." Lin Jun patted his younger brother's head and then introduced, "This is my younger brother, Lin Wei! He is a good kid, just a bit unruly, and I can't really manage him either"

Zhang Xiaole immediately laughed, and even Yu Liang, who had been silent beside him, smiled.

"I have heard Lele mention you," Yu Liang said, giving a slight nod as he extended his hand to shake Lin Jun's hand, and then stood aside without saying another word

"Hey, you say you're so impressive, aren't you afraid of divine retribution?" Lin Wei pulled up his pants

My hometown is in Wuchang. Today, the truck that delivers goods for my family is not here. So how are we going to go?

"Brother, do you think I am impressive?" Lin Wei walked out with his head full of smoke and asked Lin Jun.

What do you mean? Upon hearing this, Tuo Ge felt that something was amiss

In five minutes

Then you see, when has the 'Tai Ping nuclear aircraft carrier' ever boasted to you? I am at a position, come find me, I will make a call, and they will have to deliver the car to me

"Wait for me over there, I will be done soon," Lin Wei said without looking back.

"Come, let me show you something," Lin Wei said as he picked up the small round bucket, then walked in front of Tuo Ge and asked, "Do you know what this is?"

Two people were smoking, defecating, and chatting at the same time

"Stop talking nonsense, why am I so short on money that I need your little kickback?" Zhang Xiaole rolled his eyes, then thought for a moment and said, "My hometown is in the countryside. If there are interest payments, then we could manage to raise some funds. But I can't say how much we can raise. How about this, if you have time later, shall we go to the countryside together?"

Oh dear, I curse your blood grandmother, what a damn beast! Zhang Xiaole, who was watching from outside, was instantly struck by the climax of the thunder.

I don't know either," Lin Jun shook his head

The restroom instantly resembled a festive celebration, as a cloud of white smoke engulfed the foul-smelling space. Firecrackers were thrown by Lin Wei into the pit of Tuo Ge, erupting in a shower of sparks.

"Xiao Le, regarding the Ouman dump truck you mentioned last time, I would like to purchase it," Lin Jun stated directly.

Lin Wei, stop messing around... what are you trying to do...'' Tuo Ge's feet were unable to leave the ground, and he was instantly bewildered

Brother! Here it is

Haha

"Still cursing, aren't you? Come, let me give you a couple of bursts of firecrackers...!" Lin Wei lit the firecrackers and then aimed his head at Tuo Ge, starting to spray.

There is no way, Dad is amazing, he can make money..." said Tuo Ge, pouting his thick lips and baring his teeth.

Then let's proceed this way

Ah, you all wait a moment, I need to take care of something first, and then we will leave. Lin Wei glanced at the very cartoonish Mickey watch on his wrist, and then hurriedly continued, You all go wait for me at the public restroom nearby

Lin Wei, stop messing around! Tuo Ge shouted hoarsely.

"So, you say there is no other meaning, and there is really no other meaning? I looked for my brother and gave him 5,000 yuan, how should this matter be accounted for?"

Lin Jun took two days off to rest at home due to a cold. This morning, he spent half an hour hitting a sandbag outside his rented room on the rooftop. After working up a sweat, a gentle breeze blew, and he suddenly felt completely refreshed.

"Sure, I will try my best to accommodate." Lin Wei nodded, then took off his pants and prepared to defecate

"Have you gathered the money over there?" Zhang Xiaole was taken aback

Give me some paper ... ... Brother Tuo's biological clock is very punctual; every day at this time, he relieves himself on schedule

This year, your brother is definitely going to be successful... the Tai Ping nuclear aircraft carrier, indeed no one can handle it...!" Zhang Xiaole said outside, laughing so hard that he was almost out of breath.

Half an hour later, as Lin Jun arrived at the entrance of a position, he saw Zhang Xiaole getting out of a taxi with a stranger.

What the hell does your brother want to do?" Zhang Xiaole stretched his neck and quietly asked Lin Jun.

I just finished the call, and it will be delivered shortly," Lin Wei replied, panting.

"He really understands things," Tuo Ge exclaimed, and then he took off his pants, squatted down with his bare white bottom in the pit next to Lin Wei.

"Personal conflicts, you need not concern yourself with them." Lin Wei threw down this remark and immediately ran into a vocational school.

Dare to let your brother Lin be green, right? Do you know how difficult it is for your brother Lin to find a partner? Today, I won't hit you, I just want to play a prank | Don't cover your eyes, whatever you do, don't cover them, there is something on your backside...!" After Lin Wei finished speaking, he took out a lighter and directly ignited a string of 100,000 firecrackers.

In the restroom

Lin Jun stood on the curb, casting a downward glance at this Yu Liang. He appeared to be around twenty-two or twenty-three years old, with a robust build, though not particularly tall, standing just over 1.7 meters. His skin was very dark, his face full and fleshy, and he sported a very short bowl cut. From a distance, he resembled an African version of Guo Degang. However, the only difference was that he looked much more "ferocious" than Guo Degang. In the words of an elderly person from Northeast China, this fellow looked like he was not someone to be trifled with.

Hello, my name is Lin Jun

"Damn, with your cowardly demeanor, how could your wife not be unfaithful?" Brother Tuo scornfully remarked, then continued, "However, I spent five thousand; three thousand from you definitely won't suffice. I'll give you a week to come up with the remaining two thousand."

Is that true? Lin Jun was astonished

"Don't talk nonsense, stop showing off," Lin Jun shouted with concern

I currently have seventy thousand yuan available to take out

Bang! Lin Jun kicked out, then cursed loudly: "Are you out of your mind? You ruined someone's manhood, what are you going to do about it?"

That is wonderful, I have been quite anxious. Upon hearing this, Lin Jun felt a surge of joy in his heart

"Brother Tuo, I believe there is a misunderstanding between us regarding the matter of Wang Xiaoling..." Lin Wei, with a barrel tucked under his left arm and his right hand gripping Brother Tuo's arm, spoke hesitantly, leaving his words unfinished.

"Brother, who is this silly bird?" Lin Weihua blinked his eyes and then said with a pout, "Big brother, this is outdoor sports pants. Do you know Deng Chao? He wears this kind of thing."

Let me share some knowledge with you, this is called fast-drying strong adhesive, cement, rebar, all can be bonded... specifically for construction sites. Lin Wei introduced it with a mischievous tone

What car is it? I can borrow a Mercedes or a BMW, but I can't borrow anything slightly less prestigious. Lin Wei's tone was extremely domineering.

What do you want to do? Lin Jun was taken aback

"What a talent!" Yu Liang exclaimed in astonishment

"Le, could you possibly... help me raise some money in the countryside?" Lin Jun remained silent for a while, then continued with some embarrassment: "Don't worry, I will pay this money back at most within a year! I have a friend outside who owes me some money, and I don't want to ask him directly, but he will definitely pay me back as soon as possible... If you can help, we can discuss interest, and if that doesn't work, I can also give you a little bonus."