The Most Remarkable General Store In History

Zhou Tian inherited a grocery store from an uncle he had little connection with

However, nothing in the grocery store is genuine; a dazzling array of counterfeit goods is on display, such as "Kang Shuai Fu instant noodles," "Piao Za shampoo," "Wan Shi cola," and even two barrels of "Hu Ji Ba" peanut oil

Of course, this is not the worst part; the worst part is that this grocery store often issues some tedious collection tasks, requiring the collection of a large number of items such as "the foot binding cloth of Qin Shi Huang" and "the urinal of Emperor Wu of Han" (the character is pronounced 'sui', referring to the urinal).

In order to accomplish these tasks, Zhou Tian began the relentless back and forth movement

Arriving in the Qin Dynasty, you have made me inhabit the body of Zhao Gao

Rushing to the Han Dynasty, you have allowed me to inhabit the body of Sima Qian

It is quite difficult to not become a eunuch, yet you have unexpectedly caused me to fall into the situation of Wu Dalang

Alas, how can one describe the tragedy!