Chapter 7: Apprenticeship? Once Again, Apprenticeship!
Zhao Yue'er felt differently; at the age of sixteen or seventeen, a young girl is overflowing with compassion. When she sees a thief stealing her bag, she would instinctively offer money. Watching Li Feng speak pitifully, with a face full of sorrow and tears streaming down, her heart had already softened. Looking again at Li Feng's thin and frail figure, barely taller than her waist, Zhao Yue'er instinctively recalled a starving little monkey she had once found in the mountains, weak and disoriented.
Of course, such heartfelt words must never be spoken to Zhao Yue'er. Li Feng firmly held his facial muscles, which were on the verge of cramping, revealing a face filled with sorrow and despair. He raised his hand and, surprisingly, found himself wearing a loose-fitting blue robe, likely stripped from Gu Lingzi. That was of no concern; he lifted it up, vigorously wiped away his tears, and casually smeared some mucus on it as well. After all, it wasn't his own clothing, so he felt no pain in doing so.
As she spoke, Zhao Yue'er was already so delighted that she could not utter a word, covering her mouth and breathing rapidly.
Zhao Yue'er squinted her eyes and pondered for a long time before solemnly nodding and saying: "Alright, little junior, you can rest assured that I will seek justice for you. However, you mentioned wanting to take me as your master, which might be a bit difficult... I have not yet been formally listed on the sect's wall, and since my father is the sect leader, my inclusion on the wall does not hold much significance... Hmm, what should we do about this?"
Li Feng blinked cautiously and asked, "Master, do you really have no assignments?"
Li Feng sighed and said, "Master, I, Li Feng, am also a person who strives for progress. Now that I have arrived at this celestial place, how can I not cultivate properly? However, my master did not provide me with any cultivation methods, and I truly do not know how to cultivate... Also, Master, don't you think that calling me 'Fengzi' sounds just like calling me 'Crazy'? Could we perhaps use a different title?"
Gu Lingzi quickly revealed a smile and chuckled, saying: "So, so that's why I, as your senior brother, have prepared various spiritual herbs to enhance my cultivation. Well, senior brother, you too..."
After some contemplation, Zhao Yue'er took out a jade talisman from her sleeve. The talisman measured merely two inches in length, two fingers in width, and three-tenths of an inch in thickness. However, it was adorned with intricate azure patterns that formed a complex array of magical symbols. Waves of gentle azure light rose from it, only to merge back into the talisman, as if the azure light were not light at all, but rather flowing water.
The little cat jumped up nimbly, its mouth wide open as if to show its might. As the saying goes, one should not touch a tiger's butt; yet, there are still those who dare to strike a tiger on the head. It would not do to let such audacity go unpunished, to teach that bold and reckless fellow a lesson. What is this little cat compared to a fully cultivated and enlightened tiger spirit? Just then, Zhao Yue'er saw the little cat open its mouth and decisively kicked it right in the mouth. The little cat, with its big eyes, looked at Zhao Yue'er, its entire body shivering, and obediently lay back down. Just then, Zhao Yue'er saw the little cat open its mouth and decisively kicked it right in the mouth. The little cat, with its big eyes, looked at Zhao Yue'er, its entire body shivering, and obediently lay back down.
Zhao Yue'er curled her lips into a beautiful, captivating smile that could make Li Feng drool. Subsequently, she delivered a heavy slap on the top of Li Feng's head. Li Feng let out a scream akin to that of a slaughtered pig, jumping up in shock. Then, he suddenly caught sight of Zhao Yue'er's enchanting smile, and for a moment, he was stunned, his entire body going limp. Just then, he accidentally stepped into thin air, landing on the head of a small cat, and immediately fell back down onto the ground.
Now, upon hearing Li Feng praise his own appearance, he momentarily did not notice what that red card girl was, while Zhao Yue'er had already begun to smile lightly like a blooming flower, saying: "Hehehe, we cultivators do not concern ourselves with the merits of appearance"
Zhao Yue'er also stared blankly at Li Feng, furrowing her brows as she pondered what was going on with this junior disciple. Why was he lost in thought while looking at her? Could it be that the Ethereal Wood Divine Thunder from Gu Lingzi just now had turned this fellow into an idiot? Should she go to the alchemy room and get a few "Spirit-Enhancing Pills" for him to take? However, having a foolish idiot around seemed quite amusing; it certainly would be more entertaining than a little cat.
With a mournful groan, Li Feng regained consciousness from his stupor. As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Gu Lingzi standing beside him with an awkward expression, looking at him innocently. A small cat lay with its head drooping on a nearby rock, a string of drool hanging from its mouth, appearing to be fast asleep. Meanwhile, the fierce-looking Zhao Yue'er was angrily berating Gu Lingzi, saying: "You are a senior uncle, a senior uncle! How could you beat a newly initiated fellow disciple to this extent? Brother Gu, if we are to speak of your magical power, among our generation in the Yiyuan Sect, you are second only to the eldest and second eldest brothers. However, your cultivation level is only slightly stronger than mine, Zhao Yue'er. You are being too impulsive in your actions, aren't you?"
Li Feng only felt two soft, fluffy palms, imbued with an indescribable fragrance, gently touching his face. This extraordinarily delightful sensation stirred boundless thoughts in his mind, which was more complex than that of an average adult. As he gazed at Zhao Yue'er’s exceptionally beautiful face, experiencing that exquisite touch, and inhaling that marvelous fragrance, Li Feng felt a pang in his nose, as if liquid were about to spill forth.
Only the little cat beside her had become more astute over the years, understanding more of the world than Zhao Yue'er. Watching Li Feng flatter Zhao Yue'er with exaggerated praise, the little cat spread all four paws on the ground, striking a pose like a dead tiger, casting a disdainful sideways glance at Li Feng, with only one thought in mind: "Utterly shameless... Sigh, tigers are still better. We don't care whether our fur is beautiful; we only value strength... However, the fur on my little cat is undoubtedly the shiniest among all tigers in the world... Hmph..."
Zhao Yue'er suddenly turned around, her large eyes fixed on Li Feng without blinking. She reached out and gave Li Feng's bald head a hard slap, then suddenly broke into a smile and said, "Interesting, interesting, Senior Brother Xiao Longzi actually brought a little monk back to the mountain. This is a celestial abode, not a monk's temple."
Zhao Yue'er smiled and said: "My tasks are quite simple. Every morning I practice Qi cultivation, in the afternoon I review the Dao texts, and at night I either guide my Qi or observe celestial phenomena. On this Qingyun Ping, when it comes to Dao cultivation, you are the one whose level is closest to mine, so we can make it together to do our daily tasks... These past few days I have been refining a jade pendant given to me by my father, which is why I haven't gone out. Actually, I enjoy traveling around in my free time, and with you joining me this time, I no longer have to worry about being alone."
Alas, one cannot know how many years this poor little creature has gone without a full meal, resulting in its current state
The fierce wind has already fallen to the ground: "This makes things easier. Master, why don't you simply establish your own sect? Isn't it the One Yuan Sect? You could create a 'Two Yuan Sect' or a 'Three Yuan Sect'; three is certainly greater than one, right? ... You would be the founding master, and I would be your first disciple. Wouldn't that settle everything?"
Li Feng almost snatched the jade talisman, then asked with a worried expression: "But if that's the case, won't Master be left with nothing?"
Li Feng blinked his eyes and began to mutter to himself: "The spicy block's mother doesn't bloom, this little woman is quite fierce. Damn, she dares to scold her own senior brother. As the youngest disciple of the All-One Sect, won't I be in for a terrible fate if I encounter her in the future?"
As she looked at the typical monkey before her, Zhao Yue'er was reminded of the sadness and pity from that time. Unable to help herself, she reached out to stroke Li Feng's face and said, "Alright, stop crying. Why do you get sadder the more we talk? Hmph, that guy Xiao Longzi only knows how to focus on his own cultivation, and as a result, he doesn't care at all about the disciples he has taken in... However, to be honest, among all the disciples who have joined our Yuanzong over the past few thousand years, you are the only one who cannot read."
Zhao Yue'er had never left Qingyunping, so how could she know that there are people in the world who rely on boasting and flattery to get by? At that moment, she was overwhelmed with joy by Li Feng's flattery. Although she did not understand why that merchant's daughter would exchange a pearl, she at least knew that Li Feng was doing his utmost to praise her beauty, and she had long been enchanted to the point of confusion, her years of cultivation and practice having been cast aside into the clouds.
A greedy glimmer flashed in Li Feng's eyes, as countless elixirs, gold, silver, and jewels floated before him, to the extent that he completely overlooked Zhao Yue'er’s question
A cold wind blew through, making it seem as if even the heavens were covered in goosebumps, shivering in the chill
Zhao Yue'er stood up from the stone and nodded, saying: "Hmm, that's right. From now on, you will be my disciple, and I will not treat you poorly... Now I will go get a 'Nine-Turn Mysterious Pill' for you to help you establish your foundation. Then, you will practice Qi refining and body forging every morning, and in the afternoon, you will follow me to cultivate the Dao texts. Do you understand?"
Quickly rolling up the robe of the ancient spirit, she pressed it firmly against her nose and began to cry loudly: "Wuwuwuwu, Master, you have been so good to me... My master is truly irresponsible, and that evil Moon Spirit just left me a book I can't understand and ran away, never even asking if I could read it... Master, if only I were your disciple..." My master is truly irresponsible, and that evil Moon Spirit just left me a book I can't understand and ran away, never even asking if I could read it... Master, if only I were your disciple...
Peh, peh! Li Feng quickly spat a few times and complained to himself, "What the hell am I thinking? This little apprentice's fingers are far more beautiful than those 'Drunken Wind Claws.' What a sin, what a sin! This beauty's hands are truly exquisite... This beauty's face is also genuinely beautiful, and her figure is indeed much better than those self-important women from Suzhou."
Zhao Yue'er curled her lips again, her shoulders slightly shrugging as she nodded repeatedly: "Alright, alright, alright, I won't call you 'Madman' anymore... haha, Madman... hmm, I'll just call you Xiao Feng. Xiao Feng, how could you possibly not know the methods of cultivation? Although Senior Brother Xiao Longzi is in seclusion, he will definitely provide you with the general principles of our sect's cultivation. Moreover, didn't Senior Brother take you to 'Shouyi Pavilion'? All the Daoist texts of our Yuanzong are inside. As long as you focus and comprehend, even without guidance, you will still achieve something."
Zhao Yue'er smiled and said: "This was given to me by my father when I was young. He saw that I liked wandering around the mountains and was afraid I would encounter mountain spirits or water monsters, so he provided this for my protection. Now, I am not boasting, but ordinary demons and monsters cannot escape my 'Liulan Sword'. I also cannot fully activate 'Dun Tian', so this talisman has become useless in my hands. It is just right for you, my disciple, to use. Hehe!" Now, I am not boasting, but ordinary demons and monsters cannot escape my 'Liulan Sword'. I also cannot fully activate 'Dun Tian', so this talisman has become useless in my hands. It is just right for you, my disciple, to use. Hehe!"
Li Feng blinked his eyes and let out a chuckle. There, Zhao Yue'er was loudly scolding the Clear Wind transformed from Gu Lingzi: "What do I need your elixir for? Do I not know how to cultivate myself?" Just at that moment, Li Feng burst into laughter, and his eerie, sinister chuckle startled Zhao Yue'er, causing her to shiver all over and nearly jump up.
Zhao Yue'er’s eyes revealed a chilling light that made the little cat tremble: "Hmph, the most precious thing about Xie Yuezi is his grove of 'Cold Moon Orchids.' When the time comes, I will strip them all away, and I want to see where he will find 'Nine Heavens Orchid Fruits' next. As for Xiao Longzi, he has planted three 'Little Peaches' on the summit of Huashan's shadow; tomorrow we will release a batch of monkeys in there and see how he can still enjoy his peaches"
Li Feng quickly reached out to touch his head, and was astonished to find that not only his hair, but even his eyebrows had been completely singed. He couldn't help but grimace, cursing fiercely in his heart: "Gu Lingzi, you old bastard, although I may not be a paragon of elegance, at least among the ruffians in the entire Suzhou Prefecture, I am one of the best-looking. Now you have turned me into a monk. I, I... just wait, didn't you promise me some benefits? I will not let you off the hook."
Zhao Yue'er smiled as she handed the jade talisman to Li Feng, saying: "This is the 'Escape to Heaven' given to me by my father. With this talisman in hand, as long as your magical power is sufficient, no matter how powerful the magical formations or traps are, they cannot confine you. If your magical power is insufficient, you can also activate the 'Invisibility' technique on the talisman, completely concealing your form. Unless one reaches the Void-Viewing stage, no one in the entire cultivation world can detect a person protected by 'Escape to Heaven'... If your magical power is insufficient, you can also activate the 'Invisibility' technique on the talisman, completely concealing your form. Unless one reaches the Void-Viewing stage, no one in the entire cultivation world can detect a person protected by 'Escape to Heaven'... Since you have taken me as your master, I naturally have to give you something good." As she spoke, Zhao Yue'er found it amusing and couldn't help but laugh.
Li Feng chuckled a few times: "It's the little master, ha ha, hee hee, ho ho, what does the master have to say?" On the surface, he feigned a respectful demeanor, but inside he was screaming wildly: "Heavens, heavens, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, such a beautiful young lady, I'm going to die, I'm going to die... All the girls in the four great courtyards of Suzhou combined are not as beautiful as her little finger."
Li Fengyan felt a surge of joy in his heart as he looked at Zhao Yue'er, and he found himself inexplicably delighted. He pondered to himself: "It seems that even deities enjoy flattery? Then I must hone this skill for future use... Indeed, deities are also made of flesh and blood. Just look at the past with Boss Hu and his gang; when I was cornered by them, a few flattering words would lessen the force of their blows significantly. It appears that flattery is universally effective; this is something I must remember."
With cold sweat already beading on his forehead, Gu Lingzi stammered an explanation: "Little Junior Sister, Yue'er, you must listen to your Senior Brother's explanation. This 'Zhu Long Grass', if refined properly, can directly break through the Golden Core and generate the Dao胎元婴, saving over a hundred years of arduous cultivation. You know my Golden Core has already formed, and as long as I add the Nine Transformations Profound Art and forge it with true fire and unwavering resolve, it is possible to cultivate the Yuan Ying. This 'Zhu Long Grass'..."
Li Feng's shifty eyes darted around a few times, his spine slightly drooping, presenting an extremely pitiful appearance. Little did he know that this hunched and dejected posture made him look just like an old monkey from the mountains. Zhao Yue'er, observing Li Feng's monkey-like demeanor, was reminded of the old monkey she had found on the back mountain of Qingyunping five or six years ago. That monkey was so starved that it had only one finger still hanging on to the mortal realm. Despite Zhao Yue'er feeding it countless spiritual pills, it ultimately returned to the underworld, which left her heartbroken for several months at that time. Zhao Yue'er, looking at Li Feng's monkey-like appearance, was further reminded of the old monkey she had found on the back mountain of Qingyunping five or six years ago. That monkey was so starved that it had only one finger still hanging on to the mortal realm. Despite Zhao Yue'er feeding it countless spiritual pills, it ultimately returned to the underworld, which left her heartbroken for several months at that time
Gu Lingzi has been made to stutter by the mischievous Zhao Yue'er. Now, seeing that Li Feng has awakened, he hurriedly laughs: "Ha, ha, ha, Junior Sister, look, this kid is awake, awake, hahahaha. You said I killed him, but now it seems there’s nothing wrong... Junior Brother, Junior Brother, I have something to attend to, so I’ll take my leave first. The remaining part of the 'Zhu Long Grass', if used properly, can still be refined into two pills. Junior Brother, please remember to give Junior Sister one when the time comes"
Li Feng was in high spirits, reminiscing about the past in Suzhou, where he had no opportunity to showcase his eloquence. At most, he would merely boast in front of A Zhu about his extensive knowledge and experience. Now, having a beautiful young girl, who knew nothing, listening to his ramblings was a rare delight, and he was thoroughly enjoying it, unwilling to stop. However, despite his pride, he had not lost his composure; Zhao Yue'er was his master’s niece, and that was an undeniable fact. When his master’s niece asked a question, could he possibly refuse to answer?
Since childhood, the training he received endowed Li Feng with an extraordinary ability: the capacity to shed tears at any time and place. At this moment, his face was streaked with tears, and his nose was running profusely, while his heart was crying out loudly: "Damn it, damn it, how embarrassing, why am I bleeding from the nose? When Niu Laoda and the others first went to spy on the girls in the building receiving clients, they all came back with streams of nosebleed. Why am I also bleeding from the nose now?"
Though he spoke pitifully, Li Feng was secretly muttering to himself: "However, to say I have no money is a lie. After six years of thievery, I have quite a bit of private savings, amounting to several dozen taels of gold and silver. But why would I give my money to those old fools? In this day and age, education is useless... What good is learning to read? It is far better to have a plump roasted duck in hand."
Li Feng's face suddenly turned bright red, and after stammering for a long time, he looked at Zhao Yue'er with a pair of innocent eyes and said: "Master, I lost both my parents at a young age, and my family's situation is so poor that it is beyond description. I truly have no family background to speak of. In this world, what is there that does not require money? Even for basic literacy education, one must pay... I do not know how to read, so how can I understand those profound and inscrutable introductory guidelines?"
Li Feng thought of Zhao Yue'er’s fingers, and instinctively looked towards her hand. Her delicate fingers, tender and white as jade, especially had a layer of lustrous brilliance flowing beneath the skin. Li Feng found it impossible to describe the beauty of these fingers; for a moment, he simply thought of the best dish he had ever tasted at the Drunken Immortal Pavilion in Suzhou, the 'Drunken Wind Claw'.
Zhao Yue'er laughed heartily, quickly shaking her head and saying, "The explanation of the One Yuan Sect is not like this, ha! But if I were to explain it to you, you wouldn't understand it anyway. If I were to establish a Two Yuan Sect or a Three Yuan Sect, it would make people laugh their teeth out... However, starting my own sect does sound interesting. Hmm, One Yuan, Two Aspects, my sect will be called the Two Aspects Sect, hahahaha! But you must not let my father know, otherwise! I will kick you out!"
Li Feng repeatedly looked at the translucent jade talisman in his hand, exclaiming: "Heavens, once this thing becomes invisible, truly no one can see it?"
As soon as the words fell, Gu Lingzi smiled at Li Feng, transforming into a long wind that swept up a multitude of bamboo leaves and sent them flying. Li Feng heard his voice urgently saying in his ear: "Little junior nephew, this is a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding... You must not say too much in front of your little master aunt; your master uncle will ensure you benefit here."
As she pondered, a mischievous smile appeared on Zhao Yue'er’s face. Li Feng was busy wiping his nosebleed with his robe, yet his peripheral vision keenly captured her expression, filling his heart with delight: "Hehe, it seems this little girl, when she gets riled up, is just like us brothers... Wasn't it because we stole Old Lady Huang's chickens that she went around banging a metal basin and cursing? In the end, we threw three weasels into her yard, right? Hehe, this is good, this is good..."
Li Feng laughed heartily, knocking his head a few times, and said, "Master, I, Li Feng, have come to pay my respects... Yes, yes, such matters naturally cannot be disclosed to the sect leader and elder." How could he not be happy? It was evident that Zhao Yue'er was a little empress of the Yuanzong; who would dare to provoke her? By aligning himself with her as a supporter, who would still dare to challenge him? Especially with Zhao Yue'er being so beautiful, he chuckled, perhaps in the future... It was clear that Zhao Yue'er was a little empress of the Yuanzong; who would dare to provoke her? By aligning himself with her as a supporter, who would still dare to challenge him? Especially with Zhao Yue'er being so beautiful, he chuckled, perhaps in the future... Li Feng's eyes darted around, his mind filled with whimsical thoughts.
Li Feng saw that Gu Lingzi, a serious old Taoist, was rendered speechless by the reprimands of the young girl Zhao Yue'er, and couldn't help but let out a chuckle.
Zhao Yue'er snorted: "No wonder my mother told me that your progress is among the fastest among the disciples, yet your foundation is the most unstable. You are eager for advancement, but you have neglected the cultivation of your fundamental skills. Be cautious of the tribulations that may come in the future; even with the help of your senior uncles, it will be difficult for you to overcome them. If you do not focus on your own cultivation and instead seek assistance from external sources, what kind of cultivation is that?"
Zhao Yue'er rarely laughed heartily for a while, looking at the child before her who was not yet twelve years old, her fondness for him growing stronger. She nodded and said, "Alright, Fengzi, don't say too much. I am not as beautiful as you claim. I have yet to see the Four Great Beauties. However, if I have the opportunity in the future, I will visit Suzhou... Now, let me ask you, why aren't you practicing diligently? You have abundant energy and your meridians are all open, yet it is like the wind in the valley, operating purely on instinct. You haven't even tried to gather and control it."
Zhao Yue'er retracted her hand, her cheeks puffing up as she said angrily: "So it's Xiao Longzi and Xie Yuezi, is it? I understand now, it must be that rascal Xie Yuezi. He wants to study the Golden Core, so he dragged Xiao Longzi along to protect him. And that guy Xiao Longzi is about to form his Golden Core, just in time to seek advice from Xie Yuezi. Hmph, so they left you behind and ignored you... Don't worry, on this Qingyun Ping, apart from my mother, I am the most important. When the time comes, I will help you deal with those two."
Thus, Li Feng quickly stepped forward and said earnestly: "Ah, cultivating the Dao, cultivating the Dao, I am not yet a cultivator. The importance of appearance cannot be overlooked... A beautiful girl like Shigu, if placed in Suzhou, I wonder how many people would have their eyes pop out... Just like last time, a Persian merchant brought over a dozen beauties from Yangzhou, and one of the girls was actually exchanged for ten dou of pearls by a wealthy merchant. But in my opinion, that Persian girl was not even one-tenth as beautiful as Shigu... No, it’s not just one-tenth; she doesn’t even measure up to one-hundredth or one-thousandth of her beauty."
Zhao Yue'er coughed softly and asked, "Junior apprentice, what are you looking at?"
"Shameless, shameless." The little cat beside shook its head and wagged its tail, letting out a moan.
Zhao Yue'er nodded proudly: "Our Yuanzong is indeed the orthodox lineage of the Daoist world, with profound and subtle teachings. What is so difficult about this? As long as you, my disciple, advance in the future and come into contact with the profound texts of our sect, you will naturally understand why this is so... For now, let's set aside 'Dun Tian' for you. Once your magical power reaches a level where you can activate the 'Invisibility' technique, I will teach you all the hand seals and incantations. " She has indeed become increasingly fluent in calling him 'disciple'.
Li Feng was overwhelmed with joy and quickly expressed his gratitude. An extremely malicious and tedious idea surfaced in his mind: "Damn it, if I had this treasure in Suzhou, I could sneak a peek at the girls in the building while they bathe, without having to take such a great risk"
Li Feng quickly nodded and got up, respectfully standing five feet in front of Zhao Yue'er, saying: "Master Aunt, I must say, you are truly beautiful. I, Li Feng, am not boasting; I have seen almost all the young ladies and renowned courtesans in Suzhou, and none of them are as beautiful as even one of your fingers." As soon as he finished speaking, Li Feng felt a sudden jolt in his heart and exclaimed: "Oh no, oh no, why did I speak the truth? This little girl is the daughter of the sect leader. If she takes offense at my words and just moves a finger, I could..."
Zhao Yue'er seemed to have found a rare opportunity to instruct someone. At this moment, taking advantage of Li Feng being knocked unconscious, her handsome face was filled with anger, her eyes wide open as she gestured vigorously at Gu Lingzi: "You have the skill to cultivate 'Zhu Long Cao' using the underground spiritual veins, yet you would be better off enhancing your own cultivation. But look, Senior Brother, you have been immersed in the study of talismans and Daoist methods every day, and your own cultivation has not increased in the past ten years as quickly as that of a little cat."
Who knows that Zhao Yue'er is quite interested, despite being only around sixteen or seventeen years old. Even if she is cultivating, her skills are still shallow, and naturally, she cannot suppress the innate vanity of a young girl. She often gazes at her reflection in the flowing water, letting out a sigh for no apparent reason. Unfortunately, apart from the seventeen foolish individuals who are solely focused on cultivation in the Yuan Sect, there is only the little cat, a mute creature. Who would understand her feelings and engage her in a pleasant conversation?
Zhao Yue'er sat on a stone in front of him, resting her chin on her hand and asked, "Little junior disciple, you have just ascended the mountain, and it is precisely the time for foundation building and energy cultivation. Why are you running around the mountain all day? The various spiritual herbs on Qingyun Ping, although not particularly remarkable, are still being wasted by your indiscriminate consumption... The efficacy of one hundred century-old purple mushrooms is not as potent as that of a single 'Peiyuan Dan.' You... The various spiritual herbs on Qingyun Ping, although not particularly remarkable, are still being wasted by your indiscriminate consumption... The efficacy of one hundred century-old purple mushrooms is not as potent as that of a single 'Peiyuan Dan.' ... ... Hey, hey, hey, your master aunt is talking to you, why are you in a daze?"