Chapter One: The Damn Transmigration

In the blink of an eye, two figures appeared in the room. Yue Kang did not have time to see the appearance of the newcomers, only hearing the faint hum of metal, which was the sound of swords being drawn. Subsequently, the two shadows rushed forward, their swords dancing like ferocious beasts with gaping mouths, ready to devour Yue Kang.

Subsequently, the noise from outside grew louder, resembling the presence of many people. Yue Kang looked through the window and saw rows of torches surrounding the entire house.

Manager Wang made things difficult for Yue Kang throughout his tenure. From the moment Yue Kang joined the company, Manager Wang took an immediate dislike to him. The main reason was that Wang's favored secretary had said a few good words about Yue Kang in front of him, which sparked Manager Wang's resentment. What good is being handsome? Just wait and see how I will use my methods to bring you down. Methods, young man, let me show you what real methods are.

Before he could take any further action, the door was kicked open. The loud bang startled Yue Kang, who was already feeling guilty. His heart leaped into his throat, fearing he was about to be caught in the act.

Upon regaining consciousness, he found himself sitting on a woman's bed. The woman beside him had tears in her eyes, her body trembling as she curled up in the corner of the bed, clutching the blanket and crying out for help

What is even more frustrating is that the leader, during an important meeting, made somewhat ambiguous yet revealing remarks, seemingly intending to promote that person whom he finds utterly detestable to a formal position. The vexation lies in the fact that this leader is someone at a level that cannot be moved by anyone in my position

The two women following her were both dressed as maids, glaring at him with murderous intent. Each of them held a torch, the flickering flames casting a white-red glow in the room

Watching Yue Kang climb to the position of deputy manager, Manager Wang could still console himself, thinking that the deputy manager would still have to follow his orders. While comforting himself and the library, he also did not forget to inquire about the superior leaders who promoted Yue Kang, directly extending greetings to their entire female family.

What on earth do I have to say for you to believe me? Should I say that I traveled through time and accidentally ended up on the bed of your second young lady, and coincidentally, I was only wearing a pair of shorts? Can anyone actually believe that? Do they even know what time travel is?

The Bai family can be considered one of the prominent households in Xiangle County, truly a local wealthy family

Yue Kang was filled with bitterness, with no place to vent it. He felt powerless even to cry, gazing up at the ceiling, wanting to weep but unable to shed tears. Heaven, I am truly wronged.

You are well-versed in the Thirty-Six Stratagems, which are numerous and intricate, yet I only know one strategy: to turn the tables on the opponent's scheme.

With sleepy eyes, squinting and yawning, he suddenly sat up when he saw everything in front of him

Suddenly, Yue Kang burst into mad laughter: "Hahaha, kill or cut as you please, I have had my fill, haha, I have had my fill." Yue Kang's voice was almost a shout, high-pitched and resonant, clear enough for everyone in the room to hear, and even the servants outside the door could hear it distinctly. His shout carried a heroic spirit reminiscent of one sacrificing for the country; if he had added, "The wind is bleak and the waters of Yi are cold, a brave man departs and never returns," it would have been even more poignant. Not only could everyone in the room hear it clearly, but even the servants outside the door could hear it distinctly, and his shout had a heroic spirit reminiscent of one sacrificing for the country; if he had added, "The wind is bleak and the waters of Yi are cold, a brave man departs and never returns," it would have been even more poignant.

Yue Kang raised his head and immediately cried out for his mother in his heart. He saw a large hole in the roof shaped like the character "大" (da), through which the moonlight in the sky could be seen, shimmering like water.

I shall take my leave now, disappearing at the fastest speed; do not cry, young lady. Yue Kang also spoke in the tone of ancient people. At this point, nothing else would be effective; the best strategy is still to leave this place of disputes.

He has crossed over

Since then, he seemed to be a king who had been rendered powerless. His ministers and concubines departed, and his subordinates looked at him with disdain. Even the 'loyal' subordinates no longer braved 'mountains of knives and seas of fire' for him. Even his most 'beloved' concubine no longer pressed her voluptuous bosom against him, whether intentionally or unintentionally. It was a rather desolate scene, with the party's banner leaning to one side.

Yue Kang said as he pushed the long sword resting on his neck, but the two beautiful sisters gripped the sword even tighter

"Xia Wei, Xia Yu has killed this scoundrel," the old lady said sternly

Subsequently, an elderly lady who appeared to be in her sixties or seventies, with graying hair, entered. Dressed in luxurious attire, she exuded an extraordinary presence, holding a golden-yellow phoenix-headed cane. The old lady's expression was icy, and her gaze was piercing, giving her an air of authority.

The bright moon casts its light at night, and the crickets chirp against the eastern wall. The night is tranquil and serene, with the stars and moon shining together

What is happening? What is happening? Yue Kang felt his mind suddenly become very dull, as if he were in a daze. It was as if he had seen a ghost, his face displaying a mix of panic and disbelief.

Yue Kang had no time to react before two swords were pressed against his neck; with just a slight exertion, his life would be forfeit. The chilling aura emanating from the swords made Yue Kang's heart tremble violently. He recalled the heroes on television who remained as steady as a mountain when swords were held to their throats, but that was utter nonsense. The pressure exerted by these two swords far surpassed the soul-capturing banners of the Black and White Impermanence.

The broken tiles, splintered wood, and clumps of mud on the floor made Yue Kang's expression quite peculiar. Could it be such a coincidence that he ended up on a woman's bed?

I am truly innocent..." Yue Kang said with a mournful expression

Ah, help... A voice filled with panic and fear, akin to a shattered sword piercing the void, pierced through the tranquil defenses of the night sky

Gazing at the panicked woman in the dark, and at the room filled with ancient decorations, Comrade Yue Kang, who had read numerous time-travel novels, understood.

The answer is quite clear; yes, he indeed found himself in a woman's bed.

Another man, also dressed only in his underwear, replied: "The second young lady's room is filled with cries for help. I do not know what has happened, but let us hurry and take a look." After speaking, the man ran towards the inner courtyard

One torch after another was ignited, and in the flickering light of the flames, the entire Bai family was suddenly illuminated brightly

Murder, naked | Bare murder, Wang Xia Mi, I curse your ancestors for eighteen generations, my happiness and sexual happiness have just begun!

The sound of a scream, neither beautiful nor pretentious, came from the Bai family.

What happened? A man dressed like a servant rushed out of the room, holding up his trousers

Before Elder Kang could finish speaking, the old lady shouted, "How dare you, audacious scoundrel, launch a night raid on the Bai family and tarnish my son's reputation! If I do not have you torn to pieces today, it would be an affront to justice!" The old lady clenched her teeth tightly, each word squeezed out from her mouth, filled with unutterable hatred

In the haze, Yue Kang remembered that he was the deputy manager of the human resources department of a company. Due to his outstanding performance, there was a possibility that he would be promoted from deputy to full manager after the year, replacing the current manager who was narrow-minded and lacked the support of the people.

That superior leader gave Yue Kang such an evaluation: "Universally applicable in all circumstances"

Yue Kang reluctantly opened Meng Xi's eyes, mumbling, "What are you shouting about at this late hour? Can't you let anyone sleep? Is there no sense of decency?"

Yue Kang, who was pondering what gift to buy for his girlfriend's birthday, didn't have time to exclaim in surprise before being knocked several meters away. He wondered why he had not learned the technique of the Great Shift of the Universe. Even while being propelled into the air, Yue Kang still thought that only the Great Shift of the Universe could completely neutralize the threat posed by the oncoming car. Unfortunately, he did not know it, and thus he died

Upon receiving the command, Xia Wei, with a slight twist of her wrist, was about to slay Yue Kang under her sword

However, Yue Kang is like an indestructible cockroach, growing stronger with each blow. In contrast, under Yue Kang's subtle yet firm counterattacks, that manager from the bookstore was left battered and bruised, lamenting his misfortune

Xiangle County is a town adorned with vibrant flowers and lush branches. Despite not being officially designated as such, it is privately referred to as Xiangle Prefecture due to its large population and bustling atmosphere. A poet once summarized Xiangle Prefecture with the lines: "The market is lined with jewels, the households are filled with brocade, competing in luxury."

The woman curled up in the corner of the bed, too afraid to move. When she saw Yue Kang get out of bed, she instinctively shrank back even further. In the dim light, she caught a glimpse of Yue Kang, who was bare-skinned except for a pair of shorts. She buried her head deep in the bedding and cried even harder, as if she had just been violated. After the man left, the girl wept helplessly, her cries filled with anguish.

As her body trembled, the phoenix-headed hairpin in her graying hair also quivered

Fire, how could he not be enraged? The fury in his heart surged like a raging inferno, and his hatred for Yue Kang surpassed even that of losing a wife or killing a father. In a state of extreme anger, it was easy to lose one's reason. Thus, he drove his black Audi, specifically designed for seducing women, and without hesitation, crashed into Yue Kang.

The old lady's expression was stern, and her gaze was like a knife

In the darkness of the night, Yue Kang could not see the woman's face clearly, unable to distinguish between beauty and ugliness. No matter how many words he had, he did not know how to explain. After opening his mouth several times, he finally said: "Miss, please do not call out, I believe this is a misunderstanding." When he spoke the words 'misunderstanding,' Yue Kang felt very uncertain; what a coincidence it was to have such a misunderstanding in the world. Yue Kang himself felt how pale and powerless his explanation was.

Yue Kang was eager to explain, "Madam, I believe this is all a misunderstanding. I fell asleep and didn't realize I had woken up here. Yes, it was sleepwalking, definitely sleepwalking. Madam, you may not know, but I have had a history of sleepwalking since childhood... I often do some bewildering things while asleep. Just last month, I fell asleep and somehow ended up killing the neighbor's chicken... Madam, please don't glare at me; I am telling the truth. I swear to the heavens and the earth... I often do some bewildering things while asleep. Just last month, I fell asleep and somehow ended up killing the neighbor's chicken... Madam, please don't glare at me; I am telling the truth. I swear to the heavens and the earth..."

The old lady exuded an air of nobility and aloofness, and Yue Kang immediately felt an invisible sense of oppression, a chill creeping in. This sense of pressure, akin to that found in *illustrated* books, emanated from the old lady, carrying an irresistible authority that instilled a sense of trepidation in those around her

In the face of such an oppressive atmosphere, the two swords affixed to the body seem utterly insignificant, as if that aura could kill without a trace

Hearing that heart-wrenching cry, Yue Kang felt an inexplicable softness in his heart. How much sorrow and grievance must one endure to cry out in such unbearable pain

Afterward, all forms of suppression were directed at Yue Kang, with every difficult task assigned to him, whether it was arduous work or undesirable jobs. Various strategies, including the beauty trap, the painful sacrifice, and the strategy of enticing by letting go, were almost entirely employed against Yue Kang. The only tactic that seemed ineffective was probably the option of retreat.

The room was illuminated by the firelight, and the first to enter were two young girls, the very shadows that had been seen earlier. Due to the sword being held against his neck, Yue Kang could not see their faces clearly, but their attire resembled that of black warriors from a movie.

Sisters, even if you are angry, please do not let your hands tremble. If your hands feel sore or numb, could you please lower your swords a bit?

Yue Kang wanted to cry but had no tears; what on earth is going on here

Yue Kang was at a loss, oh my, what is happening? In his dazed state, he did not know what had occurred

I am sorry! Today is truly a misunderstanding!" Yue Kang said softly, wanting to reach out to wipe away the woman's tears, wishing to hold her and comfort her, in a very pure way

Yue Kang lamented incessantly, thinking to himself that his fate was indeed tragic

"This, that... what... is going on like this, I..." Yue Kang was busy explaining, with no time to wipe the beads of sweat that had emerged on his forehead

Soon, the Bai family courtyard was ablaze with lights, the sounds of gongs, shouts, and the clamor mixed with the hurried footsteps of those rushing through the opened doors, creating a lively atmosphere

"Go ... ... go ... ... go ... ... quickly take a look ... ..." The man hurriedly fastened his belt, put on a blue cap without bothering to tidy himself up, and ran after them.

"Stop..." The old lady hurriedly called to the two who were about to take action, Xia Wei and Xia Yu, her eyes filled with anger and hesitation