Chapter 4, I am Li Guo, who are you?
Return to the sheath! Just as Li Guo thought he was about to bid farewell to the tumultuous world, that girl in white suddenly regained her composure and began to speak to herself: "Isn't it this lecher who poisoned? Did Mo Chou crash into it herself? What kind of restriction is this? You don't know either?"
A young girl, a slender sword gleaming with a bluish light, a half-draped light veil skirt, a pair of bright eyes, a set of pearly white teeth, a wisp of cloud-like hair styled in a bun, and a hint of delicate anger in her charming demeanor, appears truly dreamlike and ethereal
This is quite serious; the long sword on the ground suddenly radiated an overwhelming light with this fierce shout. A violent wind swept through the room, reducing everything that could be destroyed to mere scraps. Li Guo instinctively threw Xiao Xin onto the bed, and immediately he felt as if his back was being sliced by small blades, causing him such pain that he couldn't even cry out.
"This thing is probably bulletproof. Which company made it?" Li Guo, dressed in pajamas, jumped out of bed and hurriedly threw the neurotic young woman onto the bed while checking the extent of the window damage. Below the window was a rectangular smooth cut, clearly the work of that sword. However, the area where the young woman had collided showed no signs of damage at all.
Li Guo was so flustered by the commotion that his mind felt as if it had been clouded by half a jin of strong liquor, leaving him utterly bewildered and unsure of how to explain himself.
Although Li Guo was in great pain, he couldn't help but chuckle when he heard those words. The little girl, upon hearing Li Guo's laughter, sobbed as she patted his head, saying, "You naughty rascal... you scared Xin Xin again."
The sword flew far into the air, suddenly realizing that the person standing on it had vanished. It then swiftly turned downward, drilling back through the opening it had exited, and once again came to a steady stop beside the young woman who had already collapsed on the ground and could not get up.
At that very moment, the little girl suddenly turned over, wrapped her arms around Li Guo's arm, and began to mumble in her sleep: "Daddy ... ... "
However, this time, the young woman in white and the book cover seemed to be on guard. When they saw the little loli aiming a gun at her, she merely flicked her fingers, and the long sword transformed into a blur, blocking in front of her. The defensive handgun only struck the sword, producing three crisp clanging sounds, without even leaving a mark.
The voice was weak and feeble, and the little girl burst into tears. The gaze of the heroine Mo Chou clearly surpassed that of a child of four or five years old.
Do not think that this kind of sucking is particularly alluring; in fact, Li Guo was on the verge of fainting from the pain at that moment. Yet, it felt as if something was lodged in his throat, rendering him unable to shout or even swallow his saliva.
You are lying... The little girl continues to cry and complain: "There isn't a single good man among you."
Li Guo took a few deep breaths, not daring to move, his eyes fixed intently on the nervously fidgeting young woman: "First, I am not a lecher; I am her godfather. Second, how did you get into my room? Third, do you know that murder is against the law?"
In the messy room, a little girl in pajamas and a young woman in a white robe, with a sword at her waist and a long flute tucked in, sat on either side of Li Guo, who lay on the bed like a corpse, staring at each other with wide eyes.
Li Guo suddenly stood up from the bed, pointing at the window: "There is no... no..."
Today, you shall not escape. The crime of the child molester deserves execution. However, do not worry that the sword will strike down an unnamed ghost; come forth with your name, and you may spare yourself from a fate worse than death. The girl's expression was filled with murderous intent, as if she had already equated Li Guo with the dead.
This matter is a misunderstanding; I, Mo Chou, hereby apologize. The green mountains remain unchanged, and the clear waters flow on. If fate allows, we shall meet again, and consider it as Mo Chou owing you a favor in human relations. The young girl, with her crisp and tender voice and a face full of righteousness, expressed her apology to Li Guo.
Mom... the little girl’s cries left Li Guo feeling flustered, yet he found himself at a loss for what to do
You are a bad person! The little girl cried for a while, furrowing her brow and cooling her gaze. She pulled out the small handgun from under the pillow, quickly disengaged the safety without a word, and fired three shots at that girl in white, "bang bang bang".
"Lecher, do not let me count to three. If you do not reveal your name by then, do not blame me for not leaving you with a complete corpse." The young woman spread her hands, and a sword materialized in front of Li Guo, splitting into three, with each sword aimed at a vital point of Li Guo.
At this moment, the young girl carefully scrutinized the space between the little girl and Li Guo for a long time, then let out a sound of contemplation, pointing with her left hand at the long sword: "Return to the sheath!"
I have three questions, and you must answer them. Li Guo struggled to free one hand and gestured with three fingers at the young woman: "Who exactly are you? What exactly are you? How did you come to my room?"
Although it was painful, after being vigorously sucked by the young woman, Li Guo felt that the numbness in his body had improved significantly. However, his stamina was nearly completely exhausted
This... this is not a trick by the lecherous young hero; the sword energy has entered my body, and I truly cannot move. The young woman in white bit her lip, as if she had made a tremendous decision: "Do not worry about accidentally injuring you; I will bear the consequences alone!"
Ten steps to kill a man, a thousand miles without leaving a trace. Draw your sword! A loud shout erupted from the mouth of that little girl beneath Li Guo's backside
Where did this girl in white, as pure as snow, discern that Li Guo is a strange uncle?
What a hidden weapon! The young girl gently brushed three yellow-orange projectiles down from the sword's body, exclaiming sincerely.
The cycle of heaven operates, and retribution is unfailing. After countless times of mockery and fantasy, it was finally Li Guo's turn to empathize. Yet this feeling, much like the appearance of that girl in white, is simply indescribable. Li Guo was in such pain that he couldn't even roll over, his tears swirling in his eyes.
As Li Guo wailed, Xiao Xin, with her pair of bright, watery eyes, fixed her gaze on every move of the girl in white, fearing that she might do something else to hurt Li Guo.
At that moment, as the books were scattered, the girl beneath Li Guo's bottom also woke up. Feeling someone pressing down on her and experiencing a severe headache, she couldn't muster any strength. Thus, she lay on the bed and shouted loudly: "You lecherous thief, how dare you poison me!"
After a moment of watching, Li Guo felt a tremor in his heart and involuntarily uttered four words
At this moment, the little girl slowly woke up and saw Li Guo jumping around like a monkey. When she noticed the woman in white lying beside her, she suddenly burst into tears.
Spare me, female hero...
In his view, only women with large breasts and a small, slender waist, like Xiao Xin's mother, can truly be called women
It was only after encountering the crisis that Li Guo truly saw through this little vixen who shouted for violence at the first meeting, and upon gaining this clarity, he was profoundly shaken.
Oh dear... Oh my..." Li Guo's cries for help were tinged with sobs; to him, the so-called bone-scraping therapy was nothing but utter nonsense. He now found himself in a state where he desperately wanted to die but could not, and wished to live but found no relief, seemingly trapped in an invincible realm of being unable to seek life or death.
The longsword, as if it had heard the dog knocking on the pot, swiftly slid into the wooden box behind the young girl
Li Guo lay on the bed, only vaguely aware that his back was damp and the pain had become somewhat numb. He wanted to reach back to touch the painful spot, but any casual movement caused excruciating pain. At this moment, he truly understood that he had encountered something that could not be explained by science. In such a situation, being a hero would only lead to a dead end; one could either remain calm or play dead. Thus, Li Guo decisively chose to remain calm and play dead.
Li Guo opened his mouth wide, as what was happening before him was far too supernatural. Where on earth did this girl come from? And what was that sword around his neck? Also, what was this about child molestation? Although Li Guo really liked the little girl, he had never thought of it in a perverted way.
Alright, I always see in movies and TV shows those scenes of drug use for healing, and Li Guo can't help but think inappropriately. Every time he encounters the phrase "I will help you suck it out," a lewd smile appears on the corners of Li Guo's mouth, and he maliciously imagines how pleasurable the male lead must feel being sucked by the female lead.
"Baby, why are you crying?" Upon hearing the little girl cry, Li Guo immediately abandoned his inspection of the room and jumped beside her, sitting down right on the bottom of the girl in white. "Be good, Uncle has already killed the bad guy"
"Is this true?" After hearing Li Guo's words, the young girl looked at him with a mix of belief and doubt, and she reassembled the sword in her hand into one.
The poison has entered the body, causing damage to the muscles and veins of all four limbs and the entire body. Mo Chou is true to her word; if you are unwell for a day, Mo Chou will remain by your side for that day. The young girl’s lips are stained with Li Guo's blood, her face flushed, and her eyes filled with guilt: "Only when you have recovered will Mo Chou depart for Chang'an."
Then, she pointed her finger out the window and said: "Waving goodbye from here, the sound of the wild horses echoes. Draw your sword!"
After Li Guo had recovered a bit of his strength, he reached out and pinched the little girl's cheek, saying, "Good girl, I'm fine now. Children shouldn't stay up so late."
The sharp pain from a piercing object jolted Li Guo awake from his dream, but when he opened his eyes, the scene before him was one he would never forget.
However, he still mustered his strength and whispered to the little girl, "Don't look... be good... go to sleep... oh... sleep."
The young woman knelt beside Li Guo, transforming her fingers into a sword and slicing open all the fabric on his back. Tiny wounds, carved by the sword's energy, began to ooze blood, and the young woman in white, brushing her hair aside, leaned in to suck on Li Guo's wounds
With a dull thud, the young lady's sword was drawn, while the person remained behind
Li Guo was in a great embarrassment, completely ignoring the longsword on the ground that was still buzzing. He twisted the little loli's ear and reprimanded, "Who taught you such nonsensical things?"
He has at least more than twenty long, narrow wounds on his back, and every time the little girl goes to suck on the wounds, she forcibly pries them open with her tongue. Just thinking about this pain makes the hair on one's body stand on end, not to mention that Li Guo is currently experiencing it firsthand
What a beauty this is! Li Guo found himself at a loss for words. The moonlight outside streamed through the tempered glass window, illuminating the figure of this young lady, making her as stunning as the luminous pearl atop an emperor's crown. Her nose, eyebrows, eyes, and mouth—there was not a single feature that was not beautiful. She was so strikingly beautiful that Li Guo could hardly find the words to describe her.
After Li Guo threw the young woman onto the bed, he began to search the room. However, he found that all the doors and windows were locked from the inside, making it likely that even Conan would be unable to uncover the sole truth.
You see..." Li Guo pointed at the little girl and asked, "Are you looking?"
The room, which once echoed with the sounds of pig-slaughtering howls, now only has the solitary, intact air conditioner humming away in the absence of those cries
The long sword floated obediently beneath her feet. She lightly jumped onto the sword, standing firmly, and waved her hand at Li Guo, saying: "Do not worry about the disturbances; I apologize for any offense. We shall meet again."
At that moment, the little girl crawled out from under Li Guo with great effort. Upon seeing that Li Guo's clothes were stained red with blood, she immediately broke down and began to wail, her small hands pushing against Li Guo as she cried out: "Daddy... please don't die..."
The girl who suddenly appeared in the room lightly curled her finger, and the slender sword that was not even in her hand seemed to move like a remote-controlled airplane, advancing a few centimeters toward Li Guo's neck. Although it did not touch flesh, the palpable sword energy above had already left Li Guo gasping for breath.
After an indeterminate amount of time, when Li Guo had become so weak that he seemed as if he had given birth to triplets, the young woman finally wiped her mouth with the white garment of Sheng Xue and ceased her inhumane sucking.