Chapter 02: The Military Uniform Loli That Descended from the Sky

Uh, that's not right. By now, the morning vegetable market has long since closed, so I can only go to the big supermarket to buy them. The prices are likely to be much higher...! Oh! My poor wallet! I hope the vegetables and fruits in that supermarket are on a big sale today!

Even if one lacks the courage to take advantage of others, engaging in some harmonious and affectionate illegal activities, as long as one can sit by and admire her adorable sleeping face, is already something worth looking forward to for Wang Qiu, who has no girlfriend during his years of youth

Hello, little friend, regardless of whether what you are holding is a lighter or a BB gun, pointing it at someone's head like that is very dangerous

However, the waves of peristalsis coming from his stomach compelled him to open his eyes from the warmth of his bed

Hmm, the green uniform, the river crab badge... this strong sense of déjà vu... Could it be that this is actually a living Green Dam Girl?

... ... Is this your home? Wow! Is this your bed? Boohoo, I might not be able to get married now ... ...

Wang Qiu thought to herself, and thus carried the little girl to the bed in the bedroom—not out of any ill intentions, but because it was the only place in the house with air conditioning, and it had not been turned off since getting up—then she ran to the bathroom to fetch a basin and a towel, intending to wipe her sweat

Faced with this rather peculiar-minded red guard loli with a peculiar hairstyle, Wang Qiu was at a loss for words on how to respond, so he could only hand her a can of herbal tea. "... ... To get back to the point, how did you end up fainting at my doorstep? Were you looking for something?"

So you admit that you have the body type of a young girl, with a flat chest and a short stature? Hmm, not bad, not bad, this loli can be taught

To speak candidly, Wang Qiu is not a particularly enthusiastic good-natured person, but rather a very ordinary petty citizen. If the other party were not a cute and delicate girl, but a filthy homeless man, he would have long since kicked the person onto the street, leaving them to fend for themselves.

Wow, this is truly... such a cute girl! Could this be the legendary soft girl who has descended from the heavens?

However, this living, breathing large doll was not adorned with luxurious silk ribbons and lace trimmings like the products on supermarket shelves, but instead was dressed in a rather plain 1965-style olive green military uniform, complemented by a green six-sided cap and an equally unrefined old-fashioned backpack. It appeared somewhat loose-fitting, perhaps due to the outerwear being slightly oversized.

Before discussing your chest, why not have a sip of water first! After waking up from heatstroke and saying so much, aren't you thirsty?

Well, first I will get up and have a few pieces of biscuits along with a box of milk for breakfast, then I will clean the bedroom and the living room, and I will also wipe down the stairs, after all, having stayed in the hospital for half a month, the dust in the house must have accumulated a thick layer. ... Then I will go to the vegetable market to buy fresh vegetables ...

However, just as Wang Qiuduan returned to the bedroom once again with a basin and towel, reached out to remove the hat from the cute girl's head, and was about to unbutton her collar to wipe her face and neck, she was firmly grasped by a slender yet strong little hand

If the same handgun were held by a fearsome gangster, it might instill a sense of dread in Wang Qiu. However, in the hands of this delicate and easily toppled loli... hmm, it feels more like a little kitten swatting its paws! There is truly no deterrent power at all

Hello, hello! I just wanted to help you wipe the sweat off the picture book, how could you tarnish my reputation like this? And what’s with that ‘beep’ censorship? Besides, aside from those hardcore lolicon enthusiasts, who would have any inappropriate thoughts about you, a wild loli with a childlike figure, short stature, and a flat chest like an airport?!

It is so hurtful! Who is the undeveloped wild girl with a flat chest like an airport! Don't you know that the concentrated essence is the true essence? Flat chests are said to be a rare resource!

Amidst the chaotic and tumultuous thoughts, Wang Qiu, in a daze, rushed out of the bedroom wearing pajamas and sleep pants, thumping down the stairs in slippers, and then opened the front door at the entrance

Because he somewhat awkwardly discovered that although this cute girl was dressed very much like a Red Guard, her hat emblem was not the commonly seen red five-pointed star from television dramas, but rather a cartoonish red crab. As her body swayed, the crab's claws made a crisp clacking sound.

... isn't it because no one responded after ringing the doorbell for a long time? The red-guarded loli with the silly hair took a big gulp of the cool tea in her hands, then first shot him a glare, and seemed to think of something, her expression suddenly becoming reserved, and her tone became so formal that it felt a bit uncomfortable, "... may I ask... is this the residence of Comrade Wang Yao at No. 13, Cabbage Street, Radish Village?"

Wang Qiu felt a great deal of confusion regarding the current situation. However, upon taking a closer look, his heart could not help but start pounding.

The moment the door opened, a mass of green rolled in through the crack of the door

However, seeing his good intentions treated as if they were worthless, Wang Qiu couldn't help but frown, especially when he noticed the shiny golden sheen on the gun body—its craftsmanship was quite exquisite, seemingly not that of the cheapest plastic toy

Still somewhat drowsy, Wang Qiu thought in a daze, while instinctively bending down and reaching out to pick up the bundle of things.

The enchanting eyes are tightly closed, the long eyelashes are extraordinarily beautiful, and the small mouth, as vibrant and rosy as flower petals, is gently breathing, evoking the image of an adorable large doll. It is incredibly childlike, capable of making one feel fondness at just a glance

The wall clock began its new cycle with a rhythmic ticking, and the unique languor of summer vacation lingered and drifted in the bedroom

Moreover, being able to have a cute and delicate girl lying on one's bed is also one of the dreams of many adolescent males

Due to the girl's petite stature, we shall temporarily use the term "only" to describe her

Lying in a cool room with air conditioning blowing cold air, gazing through the glass window at the scorching hell outside, is truly one of life's greatest pleasures

... ... I am so hungry ... ... Huh? It's almost ten o'clock?! Oh my! This is a serious situation!

Looking at this overly self-protective twin-tailed girl, Wang Qiu couldn't help but express his frustration.

Well, regardless of how bizarre this loli's outfit is, it seems she might be suffering from heatstroke. Let's get her inside first and then discuss it further

This seemingly disoriented, red-haired loli of the Red Guards first surveyed the somewhat messy bedroom, which was filled with the aura of a single man, and then displayed a look of terror. She suddenly shrank back into the corner of the bed, checking to see if her clothes were intact while brandishing a shiny little silver pistol, as if she had been provoked. She shouted, "... How despicable! You, the despicable wolf who abducts young girls, must be trying to take advantage of me and do something inappropriate like 'beep—', 'beep—', and 'beep—'!"

However, this unintentional remark caused the other party to jump up like a little cat that had been startled.

There are still many things to do today

Wang Qiu, a student who will graduate from university in one year, turned over in bed and mumbled that he wanted to sleep a little longer

She put down the canned herbal tea in her hand, striking a pose that she believed to be impressive. While pointing at the banner hanging on the wall at the foot of the bed that read "Hero of Dog Beating - A Good City Manager Defending the People," she puffed out her completely flat chest and waved a small black notebook, declaring with great pride, "... Look! This is my work ID! According to the rules, I am technically your superior!"

Wang Qiu stepped back a step from the bedside, simultaneously freeing herself from the entanglement of the little girl's hand. "... Also, could you please not accuse someone the moment you open your mouth? I saw you faint from heatstroke at my doorstep, and it was out of kindness that I brought you back. Don't wrong a good person!"

It was not until this moment that Wang Qiu finally saw the true identity of the uninvited guest who had rolled in

Accompanied by the scolding of the cute girl with the distinctive hair, a small silver pistol was drawn from her waist and pressed against the forehead of the "pervert"

Wang Qiu involuntarily swallowed, then scratched his head in confusion and murmured softly

Skin as white as snow, perfectly delicate features, a loli figure reminiscent of an elementary school student, shiny and beautiful shoulder-length black hair styled into two round buns, with a small tuft of rebellious hair on the forehead always sticking up high

... and the books ... ah ... ... The doorbell at my home has been broken for a long time, and I haven't had the chance to fix it. ... ... What do you need from my sister? Oh, who am I to her? I am her younger brother, Wang Qiu. By the way, what is your name, lovely little friend?

This situation ... is truly beyond words for criticism

... ... Uh? What is this? Has someone's raincoat been blown over by the wind?

Hey? This is not a raincoat, but a girl! A girl who has fainted at her own doorstep!

Glancing at the wall clock, Wang Qiu, who had overslept, finally rolled out of bed.

However, before doing all this, let's first go to the door and see if the newspaper has been delivered! ... If it turns out that the newspaper was taken too late and a thief steals it, that would be quite unfortunate—in this urban village where migrant workers gather, the public security has always been rather poor

Men, after all, tend to treat the opposite sex with the most tolerant mindset, while viewing the same sex with the most critical eye, do they not

Moreover, this is already the last summer vacation of my life!

He was folding the blankets and turning off the air conditioner while murmuring about today's schedule

However, he did not touch the hard, dry surface of the rubber product, but instead felt the delicate, warm skin

... ... Hmph! Caught in the act! Speak! What do you, the lewd offender, intend to do to me?

Is this outfit... is she cosplaying a female Red Guard from the 1960s? Or is she the popular online character Green Dam Girl?

Do not call her a little friend! She is your sister's colleague, a proper and legitimate civil servant in the official establishment

... ... Plop!

Wang Qiu casually replied, while playfully ruffling the hair of the Red Guard loli, not realizing that it would provoke her once again.