Chapter 03: Is this loli of the electromagnetic type?
The self-proclaimed leader, the wave-like loli Cai Rong, immediately puffed up her adorable baozi face in annoyance, but she appeared even cuter—hmm, could this be what is referred to as "the longer one stays at home, the more naturally silly and cute one becomes"
Of course, although quite surprised by the extraordinary combat prowess of this loli, Wang Qiu expressed absolute, complete, and 300% disbelief towards the so-called "secret document" produced by Cai Rong, even scoffing at it.
The wave-type loli immediately turned even paler, hurriedly grabbed her backpack from the corner, and frantically rummaged through it to find...! ... an egg!
She seemed troubled as she rubbed her forehead, then took out a pink phone decorated with Hello Kitty and Doraemon stickers, and began to press the keys with a clicking sound. "... ... Forget it, I will call your sister first and let her explain it to you... ... Huh? Why is it turned off?"
It seems that due to her flustered state, her voice unexpectedly took on a hint of a sob, "... ... It's over! It's over! The little dragon is about to hatch! What should I do?!"
A giant egg, as large as a basketball or a watermelon, covered in vibrant patterns on its surface
It is not entirely unreasonable to think this way—after all, our urban management relies on force to make a living!
Wang Qiu never imagined in her wildest dreams that this wild electric-type loli was actually a skilled practitioner, with every move executed with precision! Unlike those purely cute techniques like "Loli Floating Fist," she caught him off guard at the beginning, causing him to suffer considerable losses.
Hello! Has the delusional virus in your mind flared up again?
This little girl who dares to call herself the leader really has some skills; could it be that she has truly learned some special techniques for handling dogs like those used by urban management officers
A very large egg
This feeling is extremely uncomfortable, and the psychological pain far exceeds the physical pain—despite giving it my all, I can only manage to draw with a seemingly delicate and fragile little girl. For Wang Qiu, who has recently begun to consider herself a master, it must be said that this is an exceedingly embarrassing matter
Alright, let's change the topic then
I have no delusions! It is clearly you, this blockhead, who is impossible to communicate with
Confused, Wang Qiu couldn't help but murmur like this. Just as she was about to continue probing for details, she suddenly heard a crisp sound of "crack" coming from Cai Rong's backpack.
Wang Qiu smiled as she gently patted Cai Rong's head, yet inwardly she let out a sigh that remained unknown to others
You, what exactly do you want to touch for how long! You really shine when given a little color! Take this! Drink!
I really want to give this loli a "sister-hugging kill," and rub her adorable, puffy bun-like face
I am not a child! You, who hit dogs, should not look down on others! Moreover, I am not delusional! This document is definitely more genuine than gold!" The radio wave loli continued to wave her small fists, protesting against Wang Qiu.
What ostrich egg! Where in the world could there be such a beautiful ostrich egg? This is clearly the legendary dragon egg from the books!
Wang Qiu cast a helpless glance at her, scratched the back of his head, and wore an expression that conveyed "I can't stand you"
How to put it? In short, it feels as if a popsicle has been suddenly inserted into his clothing, causing his mouth to twitch and contort severely.
After being touched for a full minute, Cai Rong finally erupted once again like a little lion
Huff! Huff! I didn't expect you, little one, to be so capable in battle
Alas, what is wrong with the mind of such a lovely young girl
However, if one were to truly do this, one would indeed become a creepy uncle who has completely crossed the boundaries of decency
Electric shock? Given the conditions of this wretched place, you can't possibly be suggesting that I go and grab exposed wires, can you? That would be deadly, you know!
After clearly examining the contents of this document, an indescribable sense of absurdity suddenly crept into Wang Qiu's heart
... ...
Thus, Wang Qiu sat on the small swivel chair in her bedroom, casually toying with the black leather identification booklet in her hand while playfully mocking, and in her heart, she labeled this little girl as a "wild radio wave type loli"
Wang Qiu crossed her arms and said to Cai Rong with a look of disbelief, "... Besides, my sister is clearly working as a translator at the Japanese Embassy in Tokyo now, which has nothing to do with any supernatural phenomenon handling office or the urban management dog squad... How can I believe what you say?"
What? Your sister is still abroad and hasn't returned? Her message on QQ said she would arrive early this morning
The magnificent patterns in gold, red, and black form countless intricate designs, layered upon the surface of the eggshell. Rather than being a bird's egg covered in protective coloration, it is more accurate to describe it as a beautifully adorned piece of craftsmanship
Indeed, lolis are a type of adorable creature that requires our care and affection, and this holds true even for the wild, otaku lolis of the electromagnetic wave variety
... ... ... touch, touch, touch, touch ...
After a brief yet intense struggle, a large person and a small person sat at opposite ends of the bed, staring at each other with wide eyes and panting heavily. The bedroom, which was already somewhat disheveled, now appeared as if it had been ravaged by a typhoon.
Cai Rong's voice suddenly rose by eight octaves, and then she rolled back and forth on the bed with her hands clutching her head, mumbling incoherently, "... this is it, how should I deal with this thing?! If I had known it would turn out this way, I should have reported it at the first opportunity..."
"... it hurts like that too!" The electromagnetic wave loli angrily raised her small pistol again, "... do you want me to give you a shot first?"
Sigh, it seems that this little girl is truly brain-dead! Treating brain-dead conditions requires electroconvulsive therapy!
Ping pong, crackle and pop
Wang Qiu searched his mind for a long time before coming up with what he thought was a relatively reasonable explanation, "... ... Is this ... ... an ostrich egg?"
Ah, children are indeed troublesome!" He helplessly shrugged his shoulders, "... and children who are lost in their fantasies are even more troublesome!
Oh, my sister mentioned on the phone before that she plans to take the flight at noon today to return from Tokyo to see me. She probably just boarded the plane and naturally cannot answer the phone right now!" Wang Qiu explained to Cai Rong while looking at the small alarm clock on the bedside table
Especially when she insisted, "This document is absolutely genuine! You, as an intern in the urban management department, should listen to me."
What exactly are you talking about? Please do not mumble to yourself so incoherently in front of others
This so-called document of yours does not represent anything at all! In this day and age, there is no shortage of bizarre things. There are even licenses for assassins like 007 being sold online! All I need to do is buy one and replace it with my own photo, and then I can instantly become James Bond.
... ... The Office for the Handling of Supernatural Phenomena of the Ministry of Harmony of China, Commander of the Urban Management Dog Tooth International Brigade, Cai Rong. ? Hmm, this document is quite exquisite. ! The national emblem is even embossed in gold, it looks quite authentic. ... ... But the problem is, not to mention where in China the Ministry of Harmony comes from, the content itself is completely illogical—clearly it is an international brigade, yet it is referred to as a commander instead of a captain ... ... Where did you buy this from, which prop store? '' But the problem is, not to mention where in China the Ministry of Harmony comes from, the content itself is completely illogical—clearly it is an international brigade, yet it is referred to as a commander instead of a captain ... ... Where did you buy this from, which prop store? ''
Hey, what is this dialogue that seems like something out of a hot-blooded manga? Is it about making friends through fighting?
Oh, it seems that you, the expert in dog fighting, are not so bad after all
Well, however, this loli's head feels really nice to touch. I wonder how long it has been since I last touched one? Hmm, the texture is quite wonderful!
How could it be so brutal! With a *picture* book, it would only be a matter of hitting you on the head a few times with a 20-volt electric mosquito swatter!
"... ... The translator at the embassy in Japan? Is that what your sister said to you? Alas, there is really no way... ..."
Regrettably, on this splendid and dazzling surface of the eggshell, numerous fine cracks have already appeared and are continuously spreading and enlarging, producing a series of faint noises. It is believed that before long, this beautiful artifact will be on the verge of disintegration and fragmentation
... well, given that cuteness is justice, I won't continue to criticize your foolishness. However, please make sure to tell your brother the truth, are you the child of my sister's colleague? Also, where do you live? What is your phone number? This way, I can inform your parents...
In fact, if it were not for the significant disparity in size and strength between the two parties, coupled with the fact that Wang Qiu is, after all, a "dog-fighting hero," with tough skin and thick flesh that makes him quite resilient, then the outcome would likely not have been a draw, but rather that this useless university student, Wang Qiu, would have been embarrassingly trampled underfoot by a loli!
Immersed in one's own worldview, doing or saying various things that ordinary people cannot comprehend... Is this not a typical case of adolescent delusion?
However, Cai Rong gave him a rather absurd answer with a very eccentric vibe
Faced with this pouting loli, Wang Qiu, who originally intended to play with the cat, immediately raised his hand in a gesture of surrender—there is generally no reasoning with a loli of this type, who is filled with delusions and has a distorted worldview.
However, Cai Rong looked at him with a rather strange gaze, almost like the so-called "rotten fish eyes" from legend