Chapter 1: Ghost Catching and Show-off System

A death has occurred in the family, and my mood is not good. It is a great shame that there are still scammers who come to deceive even at the funeral.

The voice from across was filled with urgency; she had come in such a hurry that she did not bring any paper, nor did she even bring her phone, otherwise she could have called someone to bring it to her

I also have a day like this!

Ding... The Ghost Catching Show-off System has been successfully loaded. Host 'Chu Hao' has received a Level 1 Beginner's Gift Pack

Experience Points: 0000 / 1000

In Chu Hao's mind, character attributes suddenly appeared, as clear as a three-dimensional image. Is this the legendary virtual technology

The girl also saw Chu Hao, and was immediately astonished, saying: "Chu Hao?"

Then, she pulled hard, and a piece of dough was removed, revealing Chu Hao's hair.

The middle-aged man gazed over, his face displaying anger

Ghost Catching and Show-off System

Chu Hao took out the wrapping paper, and suddenly! A cold and serious voice appeared in his mind

No, I will use it first

Hmm?

What happened

I have a show-off system, what is there to be afraid of

Mu Yuxun, dressed in mourning clothes, angrily said: "Loneliness, how dare you! Even if you turn to ash, I would still recognize you. How dare you come to my house to deceive me."

Mu Yu Xun Jiao Jie smiled and said: "I have heard people say that you usually enjoy disguising yourself, and that your bald head is fake"

Chu Hao cursed inwardly, those bastards actually sold themselves out

In Chu Hao's mind, the sound of system notifications kept echoing, causing his body to tremble.

Mu Yu Xun, a goddess-level school beauty in high school, has so many admirers that they could line up along a highway. Most importantly, Chu Hao is also her classmate.

System prompt: Li Meiqing has arrived, the first target is Mu Yuxun

Ding... obtained the five pieces of the red dragon

Looking around, there is no one here

Returning to the mourning hall, he found the voice he had just heard in his mind somewhat strange. Could it be that he was too tired and was experiencing hallucinations?

Magic power: 0

The silence from across the way conveyed: "Alright, you give it to me."

System prompt: In three minutes, the ghost of Li Meiqing will appear, with the objective of claiming the souls of her relatives. Please prepare in advance.

A chilling wind swept in, could it be that the system is telling the truth, that Li Meiqing has arrived

However, it is just so coincidental

Chu Hao felt embarrassed: "The paper... the paper fell into the pit."

Ding ... ... obtained a bottle of the Eye of Heaven Bull's Tears.

Suddenly, a scream echoed through the mourning hall

Chu Hao recalled the system's prompt; in one minute, Li Mei Qing would come to collect his soul, and he felt a sense of fear

The voice from across said apologetically: "I’m sorry, could you... could you give me a little? I was in a hurry when I came earlier and didn’t bring any paper"

Chu Hao ignored her, finished wiping, and left, not believing that the other party would sell a piece of paper for one hundred yuan

Do you have any extra paper

Ding ... ... Obtained character attributes

The door of the mourning hall closed with a "bang," and such a strange occurrence left Chu Hao greatly frightened, his face pale.

Chu Hao's words caused everyone present to look at him as if he were insane

Not only did I think of Mu Yuxun's appearance, although the two of them had little in common—one was the goddess of the school, while the other was a poor loser who even struggled to afford meals—over the years as classmates, he could not just stand by and do nothing.

With a face full of gloom, I was just about to leave

Is there really a ghost

Open the novice gift pack, Chu Hao thought to himself

Look, she is still a polite young lady

The middle-aged man scrutinized Chu Hao, noting that the young monk was approximately eighteen years old, with a bald head and a monk's robe, appearing clean and unpretentious, not resembling a fraudster

This amount of money is not important; what is most detestable is that Chu Hao told her that her romantic fortune had arrived, and that she would encounter a good opportunity at the intersection of the school. She had been looking forward to it for a long time, but on that day, it rained heavily. A luxury car sped by, splashing the rainwater on the ground and soaking her completely.

In the moment when Chu Hao was lost in thought, a furious girl came running from the direction of the latrine. She appeared to be around eighteen years old, with a fresh and delicate appearance, and her eyes resembled a clear pool of water, making her exceptionally charming.

Chu Hao was dressed in a monk's robe, with a bare head, reciting calmly and at ease.

Chu Hao's eyes widened; he felt somewhat dazed, as if it were unreal, followed by an overwhelming sense of excitement and ecstasy

Ding ... ... obtained a junior Maoshan Daoist robe.

"So comfortable." After Chu Hao relieved himself, he couldn't help but say a word

Mu Yu Xun

The throat emits several hundred decibels, capable of shattering glass and causing a piercing pain in the eardrums

Mu Yuxun pointed at Chu Hao and said: "Uncle, he is my high school classmate, not a monk; this person is a fortune-telling fraud"

It seems that the two hundred yuan spent on the ritual has gone to waste, which is his food money for the next week. Just thinking about it is painfully distressing.

Chu Hao stood up, his face filled with frustration, spat out the mud from his mouth, and said: "Pah pah... today is really unlucky, how did I run into that dead girl Mu Yuxun."

The frequently encountered "golden finger" system in novels

What the hell ! !

When Chu Hao saw the girl, he instantly felt as if the sky had darkened and the earth had collapsed. Could it be that this is such a coincidence?

At a funeral parlor

Chu Hao, feeling anxious, could no longer care about so much and said: "Wait a moment... I have a reason for coming here, your mother-in-law is about to arrive, you cannot drive me away."

Host: Chu Hao

Speaking of which, there is a complicated relationship; Mu Yuxun was deceived by Chu Hao for fifty yuan at school

Squatting by the latrine, I lit a cigarette

The girl on the other end was also startled by Chu Hao

Chu Hao coughed dryly and said somewhat sheepishly: "Haven't you used wrapping paper before? One sheet of paper can be folded into two; I gave you one, and I still have the other one."

Chu Hao immediately became displeased, the paper belongs to me, how can I let you use it first

Chu Hao: "Miss, could you not speak so suddenly? You startled me."

Suddenly, a chilling wind swept in from behind Chu Hao, causing him to shiver as if he had been thrown into a refrigerator in an instant

Apprentice Ghost Hunter: Level 1 (up to Level 9, reaching Apprentice Ghost Hunter)

The girl was anxious; she did not want others to see this embarrassing side of herself

"Do not let me see you again, or I will break your legs." The two young men said fiercely before turning and leaving

Chu Hao was taken aback and quickly said, "Benefactor, you have mistaken me for someone else; this humble monk is but lonely."

Turning around, there is nothing in the courtyard, just a pitch-black expanse, very quiet.

Ah! What should we do?

The sudden chilling voice startled Chu Hao, causing him to shiver and drop the cigarette in the pit, sending a shiver down his spine.

Anli Township

He fell and got a mouthful of mud

The argument between the two individuals attracted the attention of those in the mourning hall. A middle-aged man approached and asked, "Yuxun, what is going on?"

Pretentiousness value: 0

However, he did not think much and stepped into the mourning hall.

Although I do not really believe in the existence of ghosts in this world, I still feel quite scared, and my legs are trembling

Two men approached, glaring fiercely at Chu Hao as if they intended to swallow him whole. Under normal circumstances, they would certainly have given this swindler a severe beating.

The Ghost Catching Show-off System is starting to load ... ...

As Chu Hao was lost in thought, he suddenly felt a rumbling in his stomach, a sign of constipation. Unable to hold it any longer, he immediately got up and asked where the restroom was, then dashed out.

The paper money that cannot be burned completely, the smoke of incense wafts through the air

A thin piece of paper, if used to wipe the bottom, wouldn't it just tear?

Hearing that her uncle did not believe her, Mu Yuxun became even angrier. Her chest heaved as she strode over and slapped Chu Haoguang on his bald head.

Rain Xun, are you mistaking me for someone else

Chu Hao was perplexed by the voice in his mind, yet he responded, "I still have two, but it's not enough! How about I use them first and then get you some more later."

Mu Yuxun was both shocked and angry, pointing at Chu Hao's nose and scolding, "Bastard, were you the one in the restroom just now?"

Chu Hao felt a surge of amusement in his heart, and he threw a piece of paper over. The girl on the opposite side immediately screamed, "Is this... is this paper? Are you messing with me?"

Chu Hao felt that the other person's character was lacking, and their appearance was not particularly impressive, and淡淡的道: "One hundred yuan each."

Ah!

You mother

The Ghost Catching and Show-off System has been activated, with the host 'Chu Hao', an atheist, who has lived a life that is plain and unremarkable. Instead of successfully showing off, he has been outshone instead, making him the best candidate for the Ghost Catching and Show-off System

She is a goddess-level campus belle, yet this embarrassing incident is actually related to that scoundrel. Who knows, Chu Hao might spread rumors at school.

How could Chu Hao allow her to expose him! He quickly said: "Benefactor, you may have mistaken the person; this humble monk does not know the Chu Hao you mentioned"

Chu Hao, this fellow, she would recognize him even if he turned to ashes

Although she is dressed in mourning attire, one can still see the figure beneath the garments, which is graceful and alluring, evoking the imagination

Chu Hao was still in a daze when he heard the voice of the system, which brought him back to his senses

Chu Hao slapped himself and angrily said: "With the system in hand, I have the world; what is there to fear from trifles!"

Two men held onto Chu Hao and threw him out towards the mourning hall.

The middle-aged man said sternly, "Get out."

You ... ... you ... ... bastard

Mu Yuxun was truly infuriated; that thin piece of paper from earlier almost drove her to the brink of collapse. Her hips were too large, so she had to use it with great care. She had never felt so embarrassed before. Now that she is back, she still has to take paper with her to continue wiping.

Thank you

It is evident how angry the girl on the opposite side is, as she is almost on the verge of a meltdown

The sudden, cold voice startled him again, causing his hand to tremble and the paper to fall into the latrine, and he widened his eyes in shock

All the relatives of the old lady present were glaring with wide eyes and their faces looked grim upon hearing what Chu Hao was saying

Chu Hao is in a tough spot, encountering this campus belle has truly become a hassle

If you are a beautiful woman, then that is acceptable, but what if you are a stout and heavy woman? Wouldn't that be a great loss?

Suddenly, in the closed restroom, a cold and eerie voice spoke: "Hello"

What kind of scream is that

Throw it away

Ding ... ... You have obtained a novice wooden sword.

Chu Hao reminisced about the girl's voice, finding it quite pleasant, and said: "Yes, I have it. I'll get it for you right away"

Chu Hao sighed in relief; it turned out to be the other side of the restroom, with the men's and women's toilets separated by a wall, just like the latrines in the countryside

Chu Hao watched as the wrapping paper fell into the latrine, unable to suppress a curse. Well, this is great; he had just pulled out one sheet, and now it has all fallen in.