Chapter 2: The Lollipop of Regret

Then, it was no longer me pursuing women, but rather various women pursuing me. There were those who pretended to be innocent, those who boldly seduced, senior and junior female students, and even female lecturers who came to engage in unspoken rules with me. There were also a few girls from other schools who, seeing no opportunity left, actually forced themselves upon me. Eventually, I could no longer remember how many girlfriends I had during university, as I didn't even recognize some of them. Moreover, none of these girlfriends lasted beyond the first twenty-four hours after we slept together. Eventually, I could no longer remember how many girlfriends I had during university, as I didn't even recognize some of them. Moreover, none of these girlfriends lasted beyond the first twenty-four hours after we slept together

For the third time, I shared my first time with my new girlfriend. I took her to the cafeteria for a meal, and coincidentally ran into a super handsome movie star who is studying at our school. This guy is said to be the most beautiful man in Asia, with countless infatuated fans, and I was utterly defeated... What the hell, he was filming a movie right under the girls' dormitory, directly confessing in the scene, with all sorts of lighting and photography, just like a concert. He even invited several top-tier singers and movie stars, with a full band supporting him. What do I have to compete with that?

Indeed! The person who was first violated and then killed is actually me, the one who was first killed and then violated is also me, and the one who was ruthlessly plucked is... still me. If love could kill, I would have died a thousand times; if breaking up is akin to falling into hell, even the King of Hell would not know which level I have landed on.

A colleague of my mother came to visit our home, bringing along her little daughter who is the same age as me. That delicate and lovely little girl called me "Brother Shitou" and even said she wanted to be my wife. A childhood romance, how beautiful and happy it seemed, but that beauty and happiness lasted only two and a half hours

Why did I whimsically choose such a unique and somewhat absurd name as "first seduce and then kill"? This can be traced back to when I was three years old

When I entered middle school, it seemed that misfortune also became somewhat hesitant to torment me so harshly. My first girlfriend in middle school miraculously lasted for half a semester. Just when I thought my life had finally entered a springtime, I discovered that fate was merely playing with me in a different way. After sharing my first kiss with my first girlfriend in middle school, within less than twenty-four hours, she was pursued away by the son of the newly transferred mayor.

My second love occurred three days after my first love ended, and the heartbreak also happened on the third day, with the reason still being a lollipop

The mayor's son actually knows how to feel embarrassed. After he dated my girlfriend, he introduced his sister to me. At that time, although I felt somewhat reluctant, I had no choice but to accept this reality. The mayor's sister is even more beautiful than my ex-girlfriend, and surprisingly, she fell in love with me at first sight.

Zhang Yeming actually still believes that I am his best friend, introducing the person he loves most in his life to him. Who can be good friends with someone like him, a scoundrel who steals his friend's girlfriend?

I hate him

His wife is her, and her husband is him; everything is so perfect, a childhood romance that has blossomed and borne fruit. But that is not all, Xiao Ming, also known as Zhang Yeming, started his own business after work and is now the city's top young entrepreneur. Everyone praises her for marrying the most outstanding husband.

That day I prepared lollipops, and on my way home, I ran into her. I felt as if I had encountered an angel, so I mustered the courage to offer her the lollipop. She said her teeth hurt and she couldn't eat it, so I went to buy ice cream for her. When I returned, I saw a boy with thick eyebrows and big eyes standing next to her. I thought he was her brother, but it turned out he was my brother. My distant cousin was visiting this city for the first time and had swooped in to take my love away, stealing my second love... When I returned, I saw a boy with thick eyebrows and big eyes standing next to her. I thought he was her brother, but it turned out he was my brother. My distant cousin was visiting this city for the first time and had swooped in to take my love away, stealing my second love...

The beautiful girl in a relationship is taken away by various wealthy, powerful, influential, and knowledgeable individuals... When this happens once, it is a tragedy; when it happens ten times, it becomes a farce; when it happens a hundred times, I am at a loss for words... It is simply beyond description.

The fourth time, it will not be mentioned again

However, he does not hate me; he has always regarded me as his dearest cousin. Can't this fellow have a bit of self-awareness

That year! I experienced my first heartbreak.

The only consolation is that, in my grief and anger, I once calculated that my chances of hitting the target when I fired were relatively high

After graduating from junior high school, I spent three full years in high school without having any girlfriend. It was only after I was admitted to this university, which ranks among the top ten in the country, that I began to rejuvenate and start anew.

What a bastard

The fifth time, the sixth time, until the seventh time, after I entered elementary school, my miserable love life finally saw a turning point, and I would no longer experience a breakup on the very day of falling in love. However, none of these relationships lasted more than five days. Damn it, a week has to exclude the length of statutory rest days!

After I had an intimate encounter with my new girlfriend, she fell head over heels for the CEO of a domestic Fortune 500 company and used all her charms to pursue him relentlessly

Just when I was the happiest, my neighbor Xiaoming came over to play with me. He saw my first love and lured her away with a lollipop. Then the two of them went to elementary school together, attended middle school together, went to high school together, took the university entrance exam together, and even got married together!

Damn it, it was only after experiencing seven painful breakups that I realized my fate has turned into: as long as I kiss my girlfriend, within twenty-four hours, someone will inevitably come to steal her away

A CEO with a net worth exceeding 10 billion, in order to pursue her, actually willingly went into the kitchen to make the legendary "Bumbling Braised Pork." How can I compete with someone like that? Helplessly, I endured for over half a year, relying on the resilient will I had cultivated since childhood. I finally got through this deeply painful breakup and the heavy blow it brought, and I immersed myself in another relationship.

Later, my cousin went abroad for further studies and found a respectable job on Wall Street. He brought her to that country, where they lived in a house larger than our own, even the garage. Everyone said they were happy, but this happiness was built upon my personal suffering, and it is immoral

I have cut ties with him several times, yet he still has no memory of it

This time... the result is still the same. After I slept with my second girlfriend from university, within less than twenty-four hours, I became a solitary person again. This time, the one who pursued my girlfriend was a top scholar in the international physics community, a recently returned Nobel Prize winner in Physics, a super genius who doesn't even regard our university president. This old man is even older than my grandfather, yet he remains vigorous and, less than six months after marrying my second girlfriend from university, they had a son.

Have you heard about https://m.hetushu.com? That certain someone, every girlfriend either gets taken away by a super-rich tycoon or snatched by a movie star, and the least of them are either physics geniuses or wealthy young masters. Let's form a group to pursue him... This is the kind of reputation I've earned in university, isn't it just ruined.

He also loves to bring his wife to my house. Every time I mention this matter with resentment, he laughs uncontrollably. He apologizes each time, but his apologies lack sincerity, making it seem as if he is deliberately provoking me

I gave myself such a ridiculous username, but it is actually a satire of myself

The third time, no more mention of it

My first girlfriend in college, from holding hands to hugging, from kissing to... going to bed, yes, the earlier steps were all fine, I originally thought everything would continue to go smoothly, but... the key lies in the final step—going to bed

After I spent a month of effort, I finally offered my second kiss, but my new girlfriend was ordered by her family to go to the United States, and... never returned. I later learned about her through international news; she was attending a press conference for a multinational company with her foreign husband, who happened to be the son of a provincial governor and had accompanied her during her studies abroad.

Suffering is perpetually escalating! It is solely because humanity is increasingly capable of enduring the ravages of fate