Chapter 3 My brothers, especially, are particularly skilled in the art of vocal mimicry

I glanced around for a while, confirming that there were no idle bystanders, and only then did I draw out a wooden sword I had with me. This item was a gift from the system, possessing low attack power, with the only advantage being that it could be obtained for free

I wandered around the novice village, accepted more than ten beginner quests, and only then did I nervously leave the village entrance, preparing to kill a few low-level monsters to accumulate experience for leveling up. Just as I was about to find a secluded area for novice training, a "beep beep beep" sound suddenly came from my personal system, indicating that someone was @ me.

I will not call the girl on the bed for the Chicheng face number that seeks to seduce first and kill later

I am furious! Especially the last sentence: "My brother is particularly skilled in vocal mimicry; if you are tired of talking, he can even call out for you, 'Bed!'" The impact is truly overwhelming. Out of 18,000 to 19,000 comments, every single one is interested in this line, and the various remarks make my blood boil. I can't help but want to confront these people in a real-life showdown.

I opened the built-in Chicheng face of the game, which integrates functions such as QQ, WeChat, Weibo, blogs, Momo, forums, email, personal columns, and voice and video conversations, among others. The functionality is extremely comprehensive. There is even an extremely shameless long-distance tactile chat system that requires payment to activate. The company that developed Chicheng Online is exceedingly unscrupulous; I cannot fathom which individual, with a mind filled with absurd ideas, came up with such a concept.

Wow! It can be done this way too. Next time, let my boyfriend call for me as well

First seduce and then kill? Is it the one who was abused by the princess group? I was an observer when he was abused, and indeed, his skills in bed were quite impressive, with various terms for debauchery and indulgence fully represented.

Although I am extremely angry, I also understand the helplessness of this "cyberbullying." I reluctantly hid my ID and covered my face with a scarf, which allowed me to finally breathe a sigh of relief

Damn it! This is a disaster for the innocent! I just provoked the princess group and made a deadly enemy with the Red Society. The problem is, I haven't even touched a single hair of Ming Ri Lan Xiang, let alone called her to bed. This group of worthless scoundrels is making a ruckus, randomly forwarding things, turning me into a modern-day Ximen Qing, a rebirth of Miao Du, and half a frog returning to the world... I am so wronged. https://mhetushu.com.com It's so unfair! Don't let me find out who forwarded this ridiculous Akagi face, or I will definitely show him what a strong man is!

In addition to these chaotic @ symbols, the system also sent me more than ten assassination orders, the first of which was the death order for Duran Jian. Apart from the seven largest red characters saying "kill kill kill kill kill kill kill," there was nothing else on it, vividly expressing its eagerness to eliminate me.

Is there anyone more unfortunate than me among the new players? I have been in Chicheng for almost a day and have yet to encounter a single monster, nor have I completed any beginner quests. I am entangled in various trivial matters; is it still possible for someone to enjoy a moment of peace while playing the game?

Will replace the call | The bed is mighty

Together, together, let him call for you | bed

Originally, the story had no relation to me, but there was a "mountain product" who, while forwarding Mingri Lanxiang's statement, exaggeratedly remarked: "Sister Mingri must want a strong man, and it must be my brother @ Xianjian Hou Sha. My brother has a handsome appearance, stands 1.9 meters tall, has a 19-centimeter long member, possesses abundant energy (can lift an SUV), has enduring stamina (can run a marathon back and forth), is well-versed in various bedroom techniques, can write romantic literature, and can sing the complete set of the Eighteen Touches... All the essentials are covered. Not to mention, my brother is particularly skilled in oral techniques; if you are tired of talking, he can even call for you to bed!" All the essentials are covered. Not to mention, my brother is particularly skilled in oral techniques; if you are tired of talking, he can even call for you to bed!

This repost initially started with just a few people joining in for fun, rendering and praising a certain ability of mine in a nonsensical manner. The remarks from these individuals seem as if they were familiar with me, having shared the same pair of pants, speaking with a semblance of credibility. I have no idea how it suddenly led to a large-scale, unfounded wave of reposts and comments.

Request for bed videos, audio is also acceptable

After Ming Ri Lan Xiang had dueled with the former president of the Hong She, Yuan Zheng, three times, she announced on the face of Chi Cheng that any man who dares to propose to her will immediately marry her in the game. The only requirement is that the man must be sufficiently "strong"; this is a blatant reference to her ex-boyfriend Du Lan Jian's face.

I now understand how the underdogs interact with the goddesses

I grumbled and walked for more than half an hour before finally finding an unoccupied training area near the novice village. There were more than ten wild boars and gray foxes wandering nearby, all at level one or two. Since the rapid advancement of game development technology, games where dozens or hundreds of players crowded into a small area to compete for monsters have become a thing of the past. The game world has become exceedingly vast, with more and more games capable of accommodating millions of players on a single server.

As soon as I opened my Chicheng face, a multitude of @ notifications jumped out from the system screen, so numerous that I could hardly keep up. I secretly glanced at the total number of messages, and in such a short time, over 20,000 players had @ me. What on earth is going on

I flipped through and found that only a little over 20% of the mentions were about my being targeted by the princess group, while the remaining 80% surprisingly related to another matter. This issue is also extremely sensational in Chicheng Online, where the vice president of the newly joined third major guild, the Red Society, Ming Ri Lan Xiang, had a falling out with the president, Du Lan Jian. The two were originally a well-known couple in the game, having fought alongside each other in several games, but their breakup this time was particularly dramatic, leading to a split within the Red Society. This matter is indeed very sensational in Chicheng Online, where the vice president of the newly joined third major guild, the Red Society, Ming Ri Lan Xiang, had a falling out with the president, Du Lan Jian. The two were originally a well-known couple in the game, having fought alongside each other in several games, but their breakup this time was particularly dramatic, leading to a split within the Red Society.

As for the remaining initiators of the assassination orders, they are either high-level players from the Red Society or other admirers of Mingri Lanxiang. From the wording of the assassination orders they sent, I can almost sense their various states of desperation, as well as their blatant hatred towards me. Among them, the most vicious one even claimed he would find a few strong men in reality to violate me. What a perverse taste he has; no wonder Mingri Lanxiang didn't take a liking to him

Is everyone watching me being ridiculed by the princess group? Why are there so many bored people who love to watch the commotion? These people are so incredibly boring; with this time, wouldn't it be better to do something meaningful?

The dog first commits treachery and then kills, come out

I am a struggling newcomer, having been killed over 10,000 times. I don't want to be killed another 10,000 times. Although Mingri Lanxiang is a well-known beauty in the gaming community, I need to have the fortune to match. With my abysmal luck in love, I shouldn't even think about her. Moreover, I didn't come to Chicheng just to chase girls; unlike Wang Xiaolei, the enhanced stud, I genuinely intend to play the game.

What the hell! This is called "first violate and then kill," is there anything else you don't understand?