Chapter 008: The Great Immortal

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Since helping Old Man Ye catch ghosts, my master has become quite famous in the village, and as a result, I have also become well-known among the adults. This man is asking about me.

The great deity's father comforted him for a long time to no avail. In a fit of anger, he grabbed the man named Zhang and gave him a severe beating

I persuaded the three of them to leave and, adopting the demeanor of a senior, boasted to them: "Having roamed the world with my master for so many years, I have encountered no fewer than eight hundred shamans. If we were to count those with genuine skills, I could do so on one hand"

Although the master is tall and slender, his father is not very tall; he is a robust man with a stocky build, and his arms are almost as thick as his thighs

The great deity kicked the chubby one and said: "Get lost, get lost! Haven't you just had lunch? You snatched my meatballs and you're still hungry? Do you know we are discussing serious matters?"

The child, resembling an eggplant, lowered his head and did not dare to look at his father.

You old bear, let's run first! I decisively prepared to climb over the wall, as that shout from the master would definitely attract a lot of people. If I get caught, the master will surely break my legs

There are also a few companions in Yejia Village among the boys, and this day was not particularly difficult

The bare-chested man then remembered that I had a master who could catch ghosts, and he laughed, saying: "Alright! You all stay aside and don't cause any trouble"

Later I learned that his grandmother was the shaman of Yejia Village, and this young man, influenced by her, had also learned quite a bit.

The master spat fiercely and said: "Damn it, if you have the guts, come to my house! Let my grandmother show you what true skill is!"

I instantly transformed into a hundred thousand whys, stammering in response to the master, my face flushed with embarrassment

However, that is a matter for later; what I am currently interested in is what exactly happened to Daxian's grandmother. Nevertheless, Daxian merely shook his head, indicating that he did not know.

The elder raised his neck and said: "How could my grandmother possibly be incapable! I am just afraid of scaring you all!"

As the result just reached the door, the old lady upstairs cried out even more mournfully

What exactly do you want to see my mother for

I smiled mysteriously and said: "That can only be known when we see his grandmother"

The chubby one has a good temper and does not stoop to the level of this skinny bamboo pole, merely continuing to mutter about being hungry

Upon reaching the upper floor, I saw the great master’s father desperately banging on the door and the books, cursing as he struck: "You son of a dog, get out here! My mother kindly offered to help you solve your problems, and what did you do! I curse your grandfather!"

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The elder was worried about grandmother's condition, appearing as if he wanted to approach but was afraid of being scolded by his father

The master lives in the northern part of the village, near the pond. Standing in front of his house, this young man unexpectedly hesitated.

"Brother Hu, Brother Hu... Lord Hu! Grandfather Hu! I didn't do anything! Aunt, no, the ancestor was just about to help me take a look when suddenly I was called out, and then you came up. I really don't know what the situation is..." explained the lean man known as Zhang Zi, with blood on his lips.

"Did your grandmother teach you this?" the chubby man said with a malicious smile

The other several robust and vigorous men stood with their arms crossed nearby, seemingly not intending to let him escape

Er Gou voiced his agreement, while San Pangzi shouted that he was hungry

After the three of them helped the three chubby ones to climb over the wall with great difficulty, I finally realized that the house of the master was quite large. In addition to the main courtyard in the front, there was also a two-story concrete western-style house built in the back courtyard

Grandma ... ... Grandma ... ... were you possessed just now? The master was so frightened by the scene just now that he was almost in tears

The old lady's mind gradually became clearer, yet she instinctively held the great immortal in her arms. Looking up, she saw a room full of people and asked in confusion, "What just happened?"

Zhang Zi nodded repeatedly: "Understood, understood!"

I curled my lips and retorted, "Isn't this what was advertised a few days ago, promising that in just three months, one could learn to catch ghosts and invoke deities?" During the 1990s, such small advertisements were the most common in villages like Ye Family Village, but needless to say, they were all scams

San Pang picked his nose: "I am hungry, I want to eat."

The father of the great immortal suddenly became furious, swinging his fist, as large as a sand pot, and knocked the lean man to the ground: "Zhang Zi! What the hell have you done?" Zhang Zi was slapped down by the father of the great immortal, and it seemed like something fell out, though I couldn't see clearly.

"Grandma?!" the great immortal exclaimed

Er Gou's family is well-off; his father is quite wealthy and was among the first in the village to have a telephone at that time

The master seemed to be persuaded by me, his expression showing some emotion. Finally, he gritted his teeth and said, "At worst, I will be a good man again in eighteen years!" Saying this, he led us over the wall from the backyard.

"It's a bit strange," I murmured with a frown, only to turn around and see that the chubby guy had actually run into the house and was helping himself to the apples inside.

Beside the elderly lady stood a thin, middle-aged man with a side parting, his face filled with astonishment, seemingly unaware of what he had just witnessed

"Is there anything to eat at your grandmother's house?" said San Pang, rubbing his belly

I can do it too! Er Gou is quite clever; he turned around and imitated the tone of the great master, reciting, "Tai Shang Lao Jun, urgent as the law commands"

Among them, San Pang, Er Gou, and Da Xian have the closest relationship with me

Since we are "like-minded individuals," I naturally cannot miss the opportunity to exchange ideas with the master. Although my skills are not refined, and I have not even learned half of my master's abilities, I still understand some theoretical aspects.

Originally, I wanted to open my third eye to take a look, but I couldn't find the willow leaf for the time being, so I had to give up. However, relying on my extraordinary intuition, I could sense that the old lady's condition was somewhat improving; at least the dense negative energy surrounding her had dissipated.

Indeed, a child from a big city, such politeness... tsk tsk, rest assured, what is this little matter? Back in my day, I even got into a fight with a teacher just to avoid going to school!" The bare-chested man smiled broadly, but his expression changed in an instant, and he said seriously: "Now is not the time for you children to be causing a ruckus. You should go back; let's just pretend that you skipping class never happened.

I also found it difficult to follow, so I had no choice but to sneak into the house to see what was happening

The master’s father kicked him hard and then dragged Zhang Zi by the collar downstairs

The chubby one, having eaten and drunk his fill, approached and asked: "What happened?" Naturally, no one paid him any attention

"Could it be that we are possessed by evil spirits?" Er Gou asked.

Seeing the old lady's appearance, I suddenly recalled a situation that my master had mentioned before, and I immediately understood that the old lady was experiencing a conflict

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Zhang Zi shook her head, looking completely innocent

I casually said while picking my teeth, "Let's skip class!"

An emaciated old woman was holding a primary school student who was nearly 1.7 meters tall, creating a rather comical scene, yet no one could bring themselves to laugh.

Er Gou wore an indifferent expression, while San Pang rubbed his belly and kept shouting that he was hungry

I was taken aback; what on earth is going on with hetushucom.com?

I learned this speech from the television; the bandits on the mountain all speak in this tone. I merely modified the words a bit

The Great Immortal is indeed the most mysterious. This fellow is quite tall; despite being only in the third grade, he is already nearly 1.5 to 1.6 meters tall. We all estimate that he will be at least 1.9 meters when he grows up. Of course, the Great Immortal lived up to expectations and grew into a tall pole.

I was curious listening from the side; what exactly happened

"Brother Huzi, Brother Huzi, please don't be angry yet. There are quite a few people here. Let's go down and talk, let's go down and talk..." Zhang Zi was so overwhelmed by the beating that he could hardly catch his breath.

The great deity was enraged and roared: "I will fight you all!"

The great immortal hesitated and said: "My dad will break my legs..."

This was quite rare in the rural areas at that time

Er Gou tugged at my sleeve, wanting to leave. The immortal's grandmother was truly too unusual, and he was somewhat frightened.

Er Gou curled his lips and let out a dismissive sound.

A few strong men beside him chimed in: "Brother Hu, I said from the very beginning that you shouldn't have helped that bastard Zhang!"

This fellow ultimately roared in fury: "Supreme Old Lord, hasten as the law commands!"

What I say is all true. Although there are many shamans in the world, very few possess genuine skills. Shamans communicate with the yin and yang; if one has not practiced since childhood, they must be born with a spiritual body to communicate with the yin and yang. I just don't know... I stopped speaking at this point, adopting a mysterious demeanor

Isn't your grandmother fond of you? We can just go to the back and find her! At that time, say a few nice words to her, and ensure she won't go to your father to complain

Unexpectedly, as we approached the villa, a terrified scream came from the second floor: "Get away! Get away!"

At that time, I was too young to remember so much. Afraid of exposing myself, I naturally did not continue to show off in front of the three.

In fact, I feel quite anxious. My master is very strict in his discipline regarding words and actions. According to him, "A gentleman must act rightly, have righteous intentions, and maintain a righteous heart." These three principles are his daily expectations of me. If he finds out about my skipping class, I will undoubtedly face a beating.

Er Gou quickly pulled him back

Upon hearing this, the master became even more anxious: "My grandmother possesses authentic spirit communication and bibliomancy skills! It is said that she learned them from the mountains in the past"

We still attracted the attention of others, as a middle-aged man with bare arms approached and asked, "Aren't you attending class? What are you here for?"

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Since it has already been discovered, I might as well go all in and take the master and the others upstairs as well

The master’s grandmother is indeed a shaman, and it seems she possesses some skills. How could she possibly be possessed? However, I cannot clearly explain what has happened; let’s observe for now.

Upon seeing the old lady, the immortal exclaimed "Grandma" and rushed over. Remarkably, after seeing the immortal, the old lady stopped calling out and instead held the immortal close to her chest, saying: "Good grandson, good grandson, don't go over there, Grandma will protect you"

The father of the great deity nodded at the several strong men, who understood and said sternly: "Zhang Zi, you should stay here until the matter is clarified"

San Pang is the son of the village chief and holds power and influence in Ye Family Village

Upon hearing that they were going to see the "real deal," the three chubby ones instantly perked up, no longer feeling hungry. Waving their chubby hands, they said, "Shall we go then?"

I possess a strong intuition, and from a distance, I can sense that this man named Zhang has some issues with his body, though I cannot pinpoint what exactly is wrong. ... The old lady also has an unusual aura; even from several meters away, I can feel the dense negative energy surrounding her, as if she is enveloped in it, reminiscent of the sensation from the living corpse created by the master using corpse soil and sun-blocking talismans.

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The voice is extremely aged

A phrase I often murmur is: "Taishang Laojun, urgent as the law commands..."

The master is very thin, tall and slender, and usually speaks in a mysterious manner

Faint sounds of mahjong could be heard from the front house, and we nodded slightly as we cautiously made our way to the second floor of the villa

The master, feeling listless, cursed, "May you starve, you dog of a bastard!"

I hurriedly assured that I would not cause any trouble, and that is why I stayed

What the hell do you know about what is going on

However, it was too late. The adults who were playing cards in the front room heard the noise and rushed to the backyard, catching all four of us red-handed

However, due to my relatively quick intellect, I learn things very rapidly, which is why the teacher treats me well

The big man came to the backyard to see us and simply shouted: "Stand properly for https://mhetushu.com, or you'll be in for it later!" before rushing into the house

Er Gou came from a well-off family, wearing an electronic watch adorned with Saint Seiya, which was rarely seen in the entire Ye Family Village at that time. He glanced at the watch and shrugged, saying: "It's almost two o'clock; what should we do when class starts?"

I, San Pang, and Er Gou burst into laughter.

The three chubby men asked in confusion: "Something happened at your home. Do you want to eat?"

In the end, the master could not hold us back, and we still skipped class.

I have learned a couple of skills from my master, and perhaps I can be of assistance! I confidently assured, as the situation of the immortal stirred my curiosity.

The father of the great immortal kicked open the door, and we cautiously peered inside. We found that it was an extremely tidy room, with an old lady huddled in a corner of the wall, shrieking: "Don't come over! Don't come over!"

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The first day at Baiyangqiao Primary School was not very pleasant, mainly because that wretched girl Ye Jing actually rallied all the girls in the class against me, and I wished I could strangle her.

"Uncle, I heard from the great master that Grandma has remarkable abilities, and we came to witness it. Uncle, please don't tell my master, okay?" I feigned an innocent expression and said cautiously.

The elder pointed to the second floor of the cement house and whispered, "My grandmother is on the second floor, and my dad is probably playing cards in the front room right now. Please keep your voices down so he doesn't hear us"

I secretly thought it was not good; the noise was too loud, and I estimated that half the village could hear it

In fact, it is not that I am unwilling to continue to show off, but rather that I do not have a deep understanding of the profession of a medium. I only vaguely remember my master mentioning that there are six types of spiritual communication, each with three stages, as well as various spiritual techniques such as those from the Maoshan school.

Let’s go back to class, my dad is at home today. What if he sees me when I get back..." As he said this, the kid started to run back.

"Is that great immortal really someone with genuine skills?" Er Gou asked.

Shall we go up and take a look? "Ergou suggested.

The Great Immortal, Er Gou, and San Pang Zi are all about the same age as me, around 8 years old. Instantly convinced by these words, they all turned their heads and looked at me with curious expressions.

The master’s father slapped him, causing Zhang Zi to spit out a tooth

I looked into the room again, and the master was still in that state, regardless of how much the master’s father tried to comfort him, it had no effect

Er Gou looked at me with a helpless expression and said: "No matter how hard I try, I can't hold it back!"