In the first instance, I am a purebred human

I got up and looked out of the porthole, and to my surprise, I could see that this planet has seven continents. These seven continents divide the ocean that covers the entire planet into nine large sections. The lifeboat circled the planet three times before finally descending rapidly towards the largest continent

"What am I supposed to do? You bunch of worthless bugs, are you planning to take me to your home planet as a pet exhibition?" Upon hearing that I couldn't return to Earth, I instantly fell from the heights into hell, weeping uncontrollably without regard for my image. In the eyes of the aliens, I probably have no image at all. Who cares which lab rat looks a bit more handsome?

"What? To live alone on a strange, likely desolate planet like the Moon, you might as well kill me now." This response is even more terrifying than being imprisoned for a lifetime. After all, these aliens are also intelligent beings, and at least we can communicate, so it’s not too lonely. But if I were to live alone on a solitary planet, I would be the male version of Chang'e.

I rely on your family's matriarch

Staring blankly at the *illustration* for a long time, I finally shouted hoarsely: "You damned aliens, what a ridiculous invitation! I am your captive, let me go home now!"

I studied for eight years for a doctor's degree, and my stingy advisor only gave me 150 yuan for living expenses each month, not allowing me to take on side jobs. I was so poor that I didn't even have a girlfriend. Finally, after graduating with a bright future ahead, I was unfortunately captured by aliens and turned into a test subject. Now they tell me I can't go home, and I immediately think of those damned medical students and how they handle the experimented rabbits, roasting them and inviting pretty girls to eat together. My major is electrochemistry, and the subjects of my experiments are even more damned mathematical models. Now they tell me I can't go home, and I immediately think of those damned medical students and how they handle the experimented rabbits, roasting them and inviting pretty girls to eat together. My major is electrochemistry, and the subjects of my experiments are even more damned mathematical models.

Although there is a considerable difference between the idioms "calm winds and smooth seas" and "sailing with the wind at one's back," after eight years, I have finally completed my doctoral degree and graduated, without ever having the thought of jumping off a building to enter another world.

I have endured the final phase of my student life, and finally, I did not suffer the misfortune of spending another three years without finding a job. Less than a month after graduation, I received a high-level job offer from one of the most renowned companies in the world. Just as I was joyfully preparing to take up my position, I encountered a rare and unfortunate event that was worse than all the misfortunes of my first half of life combined: I was actually abducted by aliens

Bang

Dr. Luo Yanqi, the experiment we invited you to complete has yielded fruitful results, therefore you are free now

I am confined in a restroom that appears to be on a suspected spacecraft. Those aliens inject countless strange substances into my body every day and have thrown me into many dubious instruments, conducting countless analyses and experiments, almost to the point of slicing me for research.

Although my personality is somewhat gloomy, my intellectual development is relatively normal, and my academic performance has been steady. Aside from graduating from university and not finding a job for three years, which compelled me to pursue a master's degree, I again faced three years of unemployment after obtaining my master's, leading me to navigate through numerous challenges to attain a doctor's degree. My life can be described as calm and uneventful.

Without the permission of the Homeworld Governing Council, we are not authorized to bring any biological entities or books to the home planet, so we will place you on the planet most suitable for your survival

As I bid farewell to the alien yeast trio, the escape pod was mercilessly stripped away, and I descended from space towards a planet that also bore a blue hue, carrying with me this small queen bug egg

For a period of time, I dreamed every day that these alien monsters would cut off my little brother and then put it back on... cut it off, then put it back on... and each time the model was different. Fortunately, such a terrifying thing ultimately did not happen.

The hatch of the lifeboat opened, and I loudly cursed the gods of the aliens and all my ancestors as I struggled to crawl out. Fortunately, during my time as a guinea pig, I had adopted a somewhat defiant attitude of "if I don't go to hell, who will?" and diligently learned some knowledge about the aliens. At that time, I had hoped that once I returned to Earth, the things I had learned would enable me to sweep all the Nobel Prizes across various fields and win the Turing Award. The Fields Medal is awarded once a year; don't even think about not arranging for me a few beautiful female mathematicians, as I wouldn't care to accept it. The knowledge I acquired could allow me to dominate all the Nobel Prizes across various fields and win the Turing Award. The Fields Medal is awarded once a year; don't even think about not arranging for me a few beautiful female mathematicians, as I wouldn't care to accept it. I could easily write a memoir that would surpass the sales of the Bible, earning substantial royalties.

No, no, it is the planet we selected that is closest to your way of life, and among the main intelligent species there, the similarity in appearance to Earth humans exceeds 90%, with even a successful mating rate of 1.5%

In order to ensure your survival, we will provide you with some items

Who knows how much time has passed, when one day, a pleasant voice came through the speaker in my cabin, saying the words I had longed to hear, I was so tormented that I could hardly believe it

I curse your spaceship! Perhaps the success rate of mating is also 0.5. I'm going all out; after all, no matter how much I insult these aliens, they have never gotten angry, so why not insult them

A small egg, about the size of a fist, was lowered from the rooftop by a mechanical arm. "This is essential equipment for our planet's field research, the Mother Queen. Once hatched, the Mother Queen will be able to produce billions of bio-beasts to ensure your safety, just like the queen ant on your Earth. We have locked the mental wavelength between you and the Mother Queen. From now on, you will have the highest command authority over any bio-beasts produced by the Mother Queen!" Once hatched, the Mother Queen will be able to produce billions of bio-beasts to ensure your safety, just like the queen ant on your Earth. We have locked the mental wavelength between you and the Mother Queen. From now on, you will have the highest command authority over any bio-beasts produced by the Mother Queen!

I almost crazily lunged at the door and began to pound on it fiercely. "Let me go home, I want to return to Earth..." The thought of that desolate world sent shivers down my spine, causing me to overlook the fact that I would not be able to survive in such a harsh environment.

"Bird, who the hell said the Fields Medal is not awarded annually..."

No, we will place you on a planet with intelligent life

Then, I wish you a pleasant journey, and once again, thank you for your cooperation! Suddenly, a passage opened beneath my feet. When I regained my senses from the disoriented state caused by the fall, I found myself in a space resembling a lifeboat.

We apologize, but we are already hundreds of billions of light-years away from the star system where you live and are about to return to our home planet, so we are unable to take you back

Intelligent life? What kind of intelligent life is of a higher level than Earth's life? I am just a wild gorilla! If it is of a lower level than Earth's, then I would have to live with a group of uncivilized gorillas... I once again fell into extreme madness and panic