Chapter Two, Exceptional Beverage: Milk

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My first day on this unfamiliar planet went quite well

In another forty-five minutes and two hours, I will undergo my first evolution. At that time, I will be able to create all level one biochemical beasts, as long as the target to be created has a volume less than 0.38 cubic meters and an intelligence level below 25

I glanced at the egg-shaped body of Lifeboat No. 15 and recalled that it was my only support on this unfamiliar planet, so I couldn't afford to criticize its impurity. Carefully, I took out the queen egg and then, using the mental wave connection between us, initiated the first command: hatch

The faint mental fluctuations connected to my brain also became extraordinarily powerful, as the memory cells of the Mother Empress opened up to me as if unguarded, allowing me to browse through the countless formidable bio-beast data in her memory archive, leaving me utterly astounded.

Upon receiving the incubation command, the queen immediately awakened from her slumber. After approximately five minutes, a crack appeared on the surface of the queen's eggshell. When this extraterrestrial high-tech mhetushucomcom egg shattered, a soft, caterpillar-like creature crawled out.

Stop, stop immediately, first bring me a drink!

I see that your intelligence is only equivalent to twenty-five! Alright, select the strongest type and produce fifty of them.

More than three hours had passed since the first Tibetan mastiff was created. I was in the lifeboat reviewing the data, and my head was spinning from the overload. These aliens were indeed very apologetic, leaving an astronomical amount of information in the brain of Lifeboat No. 15 for me. The memory cells of No. 15 contained not only vast amounts of information about Earth but also data on all the planets they had passed through on their journey, including the one I was standing on.

The intelligent brain of the life pod suddenly responded: "In the first-level biology, there is a program for beverage cows, and the queen requires forty minutes and another hour to construct one. Would you like to interrupt the production of the combat biological Tibetan mastiff first?"

I looked at that broken escape pod with the gaze of a dinosaur that loves lace, and with a mix of excitement and curiosity, I rushed forward and gave it a hard kiss. "Intellect! Data! This thing is incredibly useful! I had privately collected nearly 1,000 GB of top-quality goods, and this alien product should be even more comprehensive than my collection"

When I placed the queen's egg on the ground, I felt extremely anxious. There is still a certain percentage of counterfeit products when buying branded computers, and I hope that these alien-made products are from IBM before it was acquired by Lenovo, not that damn Dell. If this turns out to be a dud, I will have to spend the rest of my life as the second wild man of Shennongjia.

No, I am merely in my initial form. The Soul Fire Wielder is a level 17 being, and I do not have sufficient energy

A cold, emotionless voice emanated from the life pod, stating: "As a combat-type biochemical beast, it possesses some energy reserves within its body; however, a Level 1 biochemical beast can have a maximum of 50 energy points! As the highest authority controller of the Queen Mother, this Tibetan Mastiff cannot disobey any of your commands"

When it touched the ground, it swiftly climbed up the nearest peculiar tree resembling a book at an astonishing speed, and then, in my incredulous and dazed gaze, it frantically devoured this plant, which was tall, about 5 meters, and thick, twice the size of my waist

Rather than the bird, I might as well roast this first Tibetan mastiff and eat it, as I am truly hungry

No, I am merely in a primary form, while the Light Sovereign is a level 22 being. I do not have sufficient energy

However, all this information is recorded in alien script. The vast majority of it is something I can see but not understand. Helplessly, I can only issue an order to No. 15 to translate all the information into Chinese for me

I reached out to touch the whole piece of dog meat that was already charred on the outside and tender on the inside, exuding a rich aroma. I muttered with irritation, "In this cursed place, I can't expect any cola; at least having some water would be nice!"

Upon seeing my malicious gaze, the Tibetan mastiff immediately let out a howl, its fur bristling up, and then, at the fastest speed, transformed into a hairless, shiny dog. Its body quickly radiated intense heat, and in just a moment, it had thoroughly cooked itself.

According to the environment of this planet, the most suitable combat biochemical beast for the *illustrated* book is the Tibetan Mastiff! The manufacturing time is fifty minutes, please wait!

After being rejected repeatedly, I could no longer contain my nature as a civilized person and uttered a curse: "Then what the hell can you create?"

Upon hearing the introduction on the 15th, I was immediately delighted and promptly connected to the memory database of the Mother Empress, where I found information about the beverage cow. This creature, designed by some alien, can have six teats, each producing a different beverage. I firmly chose Pulse, green tea, milk, cola, apple, and 7-Up, and then issued the command to begin production.

The soul igniter can also!

Build me a Bright Overseer

The intelligent brain of Lifeboat No. 15 fell silent for a moment, and then spoke in a completely emotionless voice: "I have detected your pulse and heartbeat, and scanned the areas of your brain activity. Based on the endocrine response and the swelling in your groin area, it can be inferred that when you were thinking about the data just now, it was not a desire to play a game, but rather a strong craving for video recordings from a certain island nation"

I casually asked: "The 15th! Do you have the game 'Three and - Map - The Legend of the Heroes of the Six Generations'? I enjoy playing that the most; it seems that entertainment is not a problem on this planet"

The vast amount of data in the database of Unit 15 has been completely translated, which is unlikely to be accomplished in less than seventy or eighty years. Therefore, when I issued the directive, I instructed the intelligent brain of the lifeboat of Unit 15 to prioritize the translation of the sections related to Earth and this planet. It is estimated that Unit 15 will be able to complete this part of the project within a year

I am the intelligence of Lifeboat No. 15, and my database contains all the information that can be collected about Earth

During the half-hour dining process, the queen consumed more than twenty large tree roots, countless insects living in the trees, several nestlings, two clumps of shrubs, and even a substantial amount of soil, causing the queen's body to swell up like a balloon

Is this thing called a Tibetan Mastiff? Does it also have self-baking skills?

I looked at that broken escape pod again with the gaze of a dinosaur that likes lace, but this time I couldn't help but want to give it a hard kick. "You wretched thing, couldn't you have said something earlier? I wouldn't have had to give such inhumane orders to this poor child!"